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Lord Foul's Bane by Stephen R. Donaldson
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OMG that was a rather difficult book to get into. I mean, most of the time I had keep re-shifting the gears in my head to see what might be valuable and good about this book, and for a great 200 pages I was wondering if I had stumbled into another Eddings slogfest full of completely predictable situations and heroes, with only the main character being a bit out of the ordinary.

And then I had to remind myself that this came out in 1977 and the cult fantasy favourite (as opposed to the mainstream fantasy favourite) was LOTR. We've been inundated with Lewis and Beagle and who knows what else in the fantasy field. The time was ripe for a change, and all the big fantasy fans have all declared this fantasy cycle as a major turning point with a textual breakaway into new territory that has stuck with us all the way to modern fantasy, (which I have to say, I now adore).

But did I really get into this book? Is it even possible? The answer is yes, with a pretty huge caveat.

It's pretty obvious that the entire book is an exploration of a quote by John Milton in Paradise Lost: "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven."

Putting that firmly in mind, now read our self-hating Thomas Covenant in his American home being treated as a Leper, because he is one, and see America as Mordor. He's in hell. And then he gets sent to heaven.

The magical land is just that. It's magical, people CAN live on beauty, alone, and there are honourable seafaring giants reminiscent of the Ents, horse riders with much more magic in the horses, just like Rohan, only more like Valdemar, and the Council, who are mages who have lost much lore over the centuries.

Covenant is skeptical of everything he sees, now, for although he used to be a best-selling author, he's now given up on all things imaginative in the wake of the hell of being diagnosed as a Leper and to learn he has no hope whatsoever. So when he is miraculously cured, and the wedding ring of his divorced wife has turned into the receptacle of the mystical Wild Magic that could either restore or destroy this wonderful fantasy world, he just Can Not Believe any of it. He's hallucinating. He's dreaming.

Too bad for him, it's all too real to his senses, and even his nerves have regenerated, which he knows is impossible. Oh Dear.

Honestly, the ideas come across as much more interesting than the execution. Like I said, it was a slogfest.

It's also too bad, because he's rather an asshole.

After reading so much modern fantasy, I ALMOST wish he'd done something other than rape the wide-eyed girl that was doing her damnedest to help him, like murder a cute puppy or an innocent child. Maybe he'd have had an easier time making me believe he really did regret the act later, or even right after the passion had been spent. Jesus. What a fucking prick.

Okay. Moving along. And that's another thing. It was just a very, very long travelogue. At least LOTR had it in service of excellent secondary or tertiary goals. The most we can say about Covenant is his gradual slide into belief and eventual realization that he's been a major asshole.

At least there was lots of dancing! And the initial metaphor and how it changed each time was not lost upon me. That was one of the nicer aspects of the novel, other than the realizations of Covenant, himself.

Okay, now here's my biggest nut and bolt complaint: Lord Foul is both a pretty damn interesting strategist and uber-powerful magical villain. I wish it hadn't taken so damn long for us as readers to GET THAT POINT. Practically anything else would have been a better introduction to Drool and Foul. They came across as an actual snivelling idiot and a minor house lord, and not the wielder of a staff fashioned by the Creator, himself, to right the corruption being spread throughout the fabric of reality, or the source of that corruption, itself: Lord Foul. It was all properly epic and I loved the ideas once I was finally INTRODUCED to them.

I saw the influence of Zelazny's Amber series right away, and I've always loved it when authors did that. You know. Uber Reality and the lesser realms, with Earth being one of many minor realms. It was a nice addition to the book.

And oddly enough, I got a lot more out of the novel's spoken-aloud tales, campfire style, than I did with the entire "let's go get that damn Staff" storyline.

It's not a bad novel. Don't get me wrong. I'm not jumping off the deep end and slamming this as I would with a modern fantasy that tried to pull this off. I'm trying to respect it as a product of it's time and place, and as such, I'd probably give it a 5 star rating, too, or perhaps a 4 because Zelazny's was better. Or at least I remember it more fondly, and since I haven't read the other Covenant novels, I really shouldn't judge just yet.

But the language in this novel wasn't up to Tolkien's high standards, and the worldbuilding didn't leave all that much impression on me, either. Maybe that's a personal failing, and the fact that I couldn't get into the groove and kept falling out of whatever groove I eventually got... well, it certainly didn't help.

I'll keep going, because once I invest in a thing, I like to maintain the investment, especially when others tell me it only gets a lot better, but as of right this moment, I'm a bit weary. Maybe a few novels before I sink into the next might be best.
*sigh*

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Reading Progress

April 10, 2013 – Shelved
October 4, 2015 – Started Reading
October 7, 2015 – Shelved as: fantasy
October 7, 2015 – Finished Reading

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Murkypoke oh you poor poor baby - get toothpicks for your eyes and stay away from icepicks else they end up in your brain


Bradley I just passed the rape scene. It wasn't quite as bad as one I read in some old Piers Anthony, which I had always assumed was YA, but whatever...

I guess I'm jaded from all my horror choices through the years, too. I can't decide whether I dislike rooting for an unlikeable character, or whether the adventure feels a bit too bland so far.

I've rooted for plenty of unlikeable characters before. I suppose the real test is whether they remain INTERESTING. We'll see.

No toothpicks or icepicks just yet.


Murkypoke 'bland' says it just right - I won't say more until you finish... if you can that is hahaha


Bradley It's ok. I'm 2/3rds done now. I kept reading as if the teeth of my cogs weren't matching up perfectly with the text, skipping and slipping very regularly, but once I got in the right groove, I've finally found things I can like about the novel, even if I don't precisely like or appreciate the main character.

I suppose I like placing the novel in its right time and place and pointing to other authors that took Donaldson's lessons to heart and ran with them.

I've been told that the books only get better, and that's heartening. I was beginning to regret reading even this one, almost as if I'd stumbled into yet another soul-dragging slogfest like I enjoyed in the first two of David Edding's cycles. *sigh*


message 5: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Ionson The density of the writing turned me off.


Bradley I don't mind density of writing, as long as it's GOOD. This happened to be a bit boring. *sigh*


message 7: by Stuart (new)

Stuart I was very into the first trilogy as an anti-social teenager (i.e. misunderstood leper), but can't bring myself to revisit it for fear I would hate it now. The timing was right for me, right after reading LOTR for the first time. I remember the second trilogy was dreadful.


message 8: by Lyn (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lyn I read these back in high school


Bradley I'm doing my duty, even if I'm REALLY LATE to the party. :) I think the first Donaldson I saw truly displayed in the bookstores was A Man Rides Through. I thought to myself, back then, that I'd never read a series until it was done. AND LO AND BEHOLD.... It seems I'm reading a lot of series after they're done. :) Funny how decisions do that to a man.


message 10: by Lyn (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lyn I thought about rereading, I liked them back then … but so many other great books. I recall liking the character Moram


Bradley Yeah Moram was the lynchpin to Covenant's fall or redemption all right. Pity vs duty. God what a prick Covenant was. I'm surprised he didn't drain the life out of everyone he met just by his proximity. Seriously high maintenance. :)


message 12: by Lyn (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lyn Leprous jerk! ;)


message 13: by "Avonna (new)

"Avonna I agree with Stuart. I read this years ago in my twenties and loved the trilogy, but I probably wouldn't feel the same way now.


Bradley I'm pretty sure it's how you remember it in comparison to everything else that was out there at the time. I've a goodly list of authors I love because of how they broke the mold, but after breaking it, never made something timeless. *sigh*


message 15: by Murkypoke (last edited Oct 07, 2015 10:24PM) (new) - rated it 1 star

Murkypoke LORD FOUL'S BANE is on my worst of all time list. Firstly the adjectives and adverbs OMG! You need a sledgehammer to get thorugh there. Then the pacing and narrative structure - then this incident then this incident then this incident then another all random encounters that result from ah moving about? It's just lame and long and boring.

Brad, with your very active critical reading sense, you have been very generous with your reading of the text. I guess in that way you are like the perfect reader, very active and looking for the sense and context. I'm a bit more lazy, I want the book to do a lot of the work but this book is infected with an uncurable bacillus that makes it weak and then weaker.

Good review though Brad - some of these writers are lucky to have you around!


Bradley Thanks :) I try to be generous when I can. I think of my reviews as thank you notes to the authors, anyway. After all, they took the time to write them and pour their hearts and souls into them. It's the least I can do.

But yeah, I rather groaned when Covenant ejaculated. Seriously? Ejaculated? Seriously? As in spitting out a string of words? I'm sorry, but...




message 17: by Lyn (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lyn Brad, I like that term, "a thank you note" to the author. Very cool.


Bradley Yeah, I'm kinda partial to it, too. :)


🥀 Rose 🥀 I really hated the first book and muddled through. I eventually overall did like this series. Yea it was back in my late 20s could feel differently now as with many books. Love a mirror of her dreams and a man rides through


Bradley I'm not giving up yet, no worries. I figure if a lot of people find a lot of good in a series, I ought to at least spend a bit of time reading it (usually at least 6 books) before I quit.

In this case, it's mostly technical issues and a bit of boredom that was my snag. The underlying ideas behind it is just fine. (Yes, even the rape. He has to work out his demons. Conflict is so damn necessary for a good tale.)

I've wanted to read those two titles for a long time, regardless. :)


Kenneth Hindle-May This is a very even-handed take on an old classic that the genre has moved away from, to an extent, over time. You've even got me wondering if I need to knock a star off my own review.

Looking back at these books, on balance you've got a mix of very neat and novel fantasy ideas (health sense, wood & stone lore, 'Ravers', an unbelieving & fragile protagonist), some rather hoary high fantasy tropes (magic horses with stars on their heads, gregarious giants, a council of stuffy old white men) and some pretty serious pacing and writing issues. The end result is a book that leaves the reader by turns amazed and bored. I actually don't mind Donaldson's florid prose much - I think it actually fits this setting reasonably well - but of, the pacing. I was once told that the first rule of editing is that if it isn't moving the plot forward, cut it. Donaldson takes a very generous definition of what constitutes the plot being moved, which includes page upon page of internalised angst about a forthcoming action or decision. This is something that actually happens more and more in the later books, as the threats change from external villain proxies like Drool Rockworm to more insidious, internal threats that are part of Covenant and Linden themselves. I've read all ten of the books and I'm glad I did. Some of the most stunning scenes I've ever read are in them, but getting to them can be a real slog. One wonders whether this isn't actually intentional, that Donaldson wants the reader to share some of the trudging hardship of the characters to make the pay-offs seem so much bigger by contrast.

Donaldson's big SF series is supposedly a retelling of Wagner's Twilight of the Gods and Gioachino Rossini's famous quote "Mr Wagner has his beautiful moments, but also his ugly quarter-hours" could very easily be applied to Mr Donaldson!


Bradley Very nice comments here! At this late time, I'm more afraid of the slog than I am interested in the good prose, however. Maybe someday I'll get back to it, but having an unlikable main character is a real chore. *sigh*


message 23: by Basia (new)

Basia Thank you. I couldn't get through it. Agreed. So thick. Never in my life have I relied on a dictionary more than when I tried to get through this book. And I believe my command of the English language is pretty darn good. Insane, this man's lexicon.


message 24: by Lyn (new) - rated it 4 stars

Lyn This was a favorite in HS and I'm preparing for a re-read 30 years later - we'll see what the 50 year old Lyn picks up that the 17 year old didn't get


Bradley I'm very curious to see what you find! :) :)


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