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Kulti
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bookshelves: slow-burn, loved-you-since-childhood, age-gap, sports, famous-celebrities, office-romance, 5-stars, 0-top-reads-of-all-time, 0-romance-all-time-favorites
Apr 30, 2015
bookshelves: slow-burn, loved-you-since-childhood, age-gap, sports, famous-celebrities, office-romance, 5-stars, 0-top-reads-of-all-time, 0-romance-all-time-favorites
Update: 5/4/19:
You can find a really cute little epilogue scene here: https://www.marianazapata.com/kulti-o...... Thanks to Hulya for mentioning it in her review...just paying it forward for others to enjoy by doing the same.
Review:
Slooooooow Strong Stars
So not gonna lie, I went into this book completely blind.
I didn't read any other reviews on this before starting (which is typical for me).
Shit, I didn't even read the blurb (which is NOT typical for me).
All I know is that I was "packing" my kindle for my recent vacation and this book was kind of like that random extra bottle of full size conditioner you throw in your suitcase right before heading out the door, because you just know that little bullshit travel size is just NOT going to be enough.
All I knew when I one-clicked this is that I had read another book by this author - Under Locke - and I really enjoyed it.
So, like I said, I said fuck it and I went in blind.
And I'm glad I did, because otherwise I might have thrown this on the back burner, because Jesus F. Christ, this thing was LOOOOOOOONG.
But this was worth it.
I REALLY enjoyed this book.
As a formerly serious athlete myself with a SUPER tight relationship with my own father, I related to Sal in spades.
Also, a benefit to the length of Zapata's stories (I went back and re-read parts of Under Locke, which I then remembered was also quite lengthy) is that you really get to know the characters after spending so much time with them and you really feel their connection.
Another bonus?
The whole older male coach/younger female coachee dynamic.
I DIG it.
I am a SUCKER for it.
Me love it long time, every time.
My only complaint with this book is that it takes forever for anything to happen between these two outside of friendship.
For serious though.
I don't always need things to move fast or for their to be tons of steam, but I was starting to wonder if these two were ever going to get anywhere.
Also, I REALLY wish this had had a more in-depth epilogue.
I felt a little cheated.
But anyways, long story not so short, if you are someone who typically likes things to move a little faster and needs a little more snap with your crackle, this might be a little too slow moving for you.
Otherwise, I say give this thing a go.
Just make sure you know it might take a year off your life to finish this.
Seriously.
I am a VERY fast reader and I think I noticed a gray hair on my head after finally finishing this thing.
You can find a really cute little epilogue scene here: https://www.marianazapata.com/kulti-o...... Thanks to Hulya for mentioning it in her review...just paying it forward for others to enjoy by doing the same.
Review:
Slooooooow Strong Stars
So not gonna lie, I went into this book completely blind.
I didn't read any other reviews on this before starting (which is typical for me).
Shit, I didn't even read the blurb (which is NOT typical for me).
All I know is that I was "packing" my kindle for my recent vacation and this book was kind of like that random extra bottle of full size conditioner you throw in your suitcase right before heading out the door, because you just know that little bullshit travel size is just NOT going to be enough.
All I knew when I one-clicked this is that I had read another book by this author - Under Locke - and I really enjoyed it.
So, like I said, I said fuck it and I went in blind.
And I'm glad I did, because otherwise I might have thrown this on the back burner, because Jesus F. Christ, this thing was LOOOOOOOONG.
But this was worth it.
I REALLY enjoyed this book.
As a formerly serious athlete myself with a SUPER tight relationship with my own father, I related to Sal in spades.
Also, a benefit to the length of Zapata's stories (I went back and re-read parts of Under Locke, which I then remembered was also quite lengthy) is that you really get to know the characters after spending so much time with them and you really feel their connection.
Another bonus?
The whole older male coach/younger female coachee dynamic.
I DIG it.
I am a SUCKER for it.
Me love it long time, every time.
My only complaint with this book is that it takes forever for anything to happen between these two outside of friendship.
For serious though.
I don't always need things to move fast or for their to be tons of steam, but I was starting to wonder if these two were ever going to get anywhere.
Also, I REALLY wish this had had a more in-depth epilogue.
I felt a little cheated.
But anyways, long story not so short, if you are someone who typically likes things to move a little faster and needs a little more snap with your crackle, this might be a little too slow moving for you.
Otherwise, I say give this thing a go.
Just make sure you know it might take a year off your life to finish this.
Seriously.
I am a VERY fast reader and I think I noticed a gray hair on my head after finally finishing this thing.
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Quotes Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Liked
“I’m not crying.” “You are the worst liar I have ever met.” He moved to rub my shoulder. “Why are you upset?” Every time he asked, I somehow managed to cry harder, my body shaking more; there were actual noises coming out of me. “It’s stupid.” “More than likely, but tell me anyway,” he said in a gentle voice.”
― Kulti
― Kulti
Reading Progress
April 30, 2015
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Started Reading
April 30, 2015
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to-read
April 30, 2015
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April 30, 2015
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48.0%
""Dinner was a plain affair of hamburgers topped with mushrooms and French fries done in the oven."
Being that anything I "cook" gets made in the microwave, this "plain" dinner sounds purty fancy to me..."
Being that anything I "cook" gets made in the microwave, this "plain" dinner sounds purty fancy to me..."
April 30, 2015
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0.0%
May 3, 2015
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to-read
May 23, 2015
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39.0%
May 23, 2015
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59.0%
May 23, 2015
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Finished Reading
May 25, 2015
– Shelved as:
slow-burn
May 25, 2015
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loved-you-since-childhood
May 25, 2015
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age-gap
May 25, 2015
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sports
November 23, 2016
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famous-celebrities
November 23, 2016
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office-romance
May 4, 2019
– Shelved as:
5-stars
June 15, 2023
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0-top-reads-of-all-time
June 15, 2023
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0-romance-all-time-favorites
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LOL!!! Great review Val, and glad you enjoyed :D I read about 10 chapters and had to stop. It was just SO slow which I'm sure you know :P I did like her writing though.
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Lady Vigilante (Feifei) wrote: "LOL!!! Great review Val, and glad you enjoyed :D I read about 10 chapters and had to stop. It was just SO slow which I'm sure you know :P I did like her writing though."
Thanks Fei! Yeah, it was definitely slow, so thankfully I think I was in the mood for it in addition to having no clue what I was getting into really lol
Thanks Fei! Yeah, it was definitely slow, so thankfully I think I was in the mood for it in addition to having no clue what I was getting into really lol
Didi wrote: "Lol! Great review Val! Starting this next and gearing up for the length ;))"
Thanks Didi! I hope you enjoy it and I will look forward to your thoughts :)
Thanks Didi! I hope you enjoy it and I will look forward to your thoughts :)
Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Oh Jesus. At my old lady reading pace, it'd take me a head full of gray hair to finish this."
Dude! For serious Al-Pal, this took me over 6 hours to read. That's like FOREVER for me lol
Dude! For serious Al-Pal, this took me over 6 hours to read. That's like FOREVER for me lol
Angela wrote: "Great review, Val! I'm glad you took a chance on it and it paid off. :)"
Thanks Angela, me too!
Thanks Angela, me too!
Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wrote: "Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Oh Jesus. At my old lady reading pace, it'd take me a head full of gray hair to finish this."
Dude! For serious Al-Pal, this took me over 6 hours to..."
6 hours Val-pal speed= 12 hours Al-pal speed. I'm having KA Soaring twitches.
Dude! For serious Al-Pal, this took me over 6 hours to..."
6 hours Val-pal speed= 12 hours Al-pal speed. I'm having KA Soaring twitches.
Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wrote: "Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Oh Jesus. At my old lady reading pace, it'd take me a head full of gray ..."
LMAO I was actually going to mention Soaring in my review and say it was probably like that, but I wasn't sure people would get the reference! lol
LMAO I was actually going to mention Soaring in my review and say it was probably like that, but I wasn't sure people would get the reference! lol
Supreet *The Cupcake Queen* wrote: "Lovely review Val! So glad you were surprised in a good way :)"
Thanks Supreet, me too!
Thanks Supreet, me too!
Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wrote: "Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wrote: "Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Oh Jesus. At my old lady ..."
Oh your review SCREAMED Soaring to me. No way. Snail reader refuses.
Oh your review SCREAMED Soaring to me. No way. Snail reader refuses.
Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wrote: "Allison ❤️Will Never Conquer Her TBR❤️ wrote: "Val ⚓️ Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry ⚓️ "But I Digress" Queen wr..."
I wonder if I will ever get to Soaring.
I wonder if I will ever get to Soaring.
Mo wrote: "Great review. I love football (as I call it) so I think this might be up next for me."
You and the rest of the world, Mo. I think it's only in weird America that they don't call the world's number one sport by the same name as everywhere else! Haha
PS I think you will like it, it's a slow burn.
You and the rest of the world, Mo. I think it's only in weird America that they don't call the world's number one sport by the same name as everywhere else! Haha
PS I think you will like it, it's a slow burn.
Was it slow in the same way "Under Locke" was? Because if I remember right, the two characters don't hook up until about 80% through the book. I think I was okay with the slow burn in that one (I'll have to go back and re-read my review to be sure). Or is it less of a "slow burn" and more of a "let's be friends, let's date lots and lots of other people, oh look we're suddenly into each other, the end!"?
Aarann wrote: "Was it slow in the same way "Under Locke" was? Because if I remember right, the two characters don't hook up until about 80% through the book. I think I was okay with the slow burn in that one (I'l..."
It's the Under Locke style slow burn, yes.
It's the Under Locke style slow burn, yes.
Great review Val. But I don't want a gray hair so I'll pass. Too many books to read (what I will not be able to finish, realistically thinking).
Rejane wrote: "Great review Val. But I don't want a gray hair so I'll pass. Too many books to read (what I will not be able to finish, realistically thinking)."
Good plan.
Good plan.
Gahhhh you kill me. Loved the review and your reference to war and peace...hahahah somehow to me...it wasn't too long..although i do feel ya :D
Wendy'sThoughts wrote: "Gahhhh you kill me. Loved the review and your reference to war and peace...hahahah somehow to me...it wasn't too long..although i do feel ya :D"
Oh it was looooooong girl lol, but I just enjoyed every minute and I'm so glad you did too! And thank you :))))
Oh it was looooooong girl lol, but I just enjoyed every minute and I'm so glad you did too! And thank you :))))
RomanceBookVixen ~ Vianca wrote: "Awesome Review :-) it was honest, witty and funny. You made me laughing out loud a few times LOL"
Thanks :-P
Thanks :-P