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The Boss (The Boss, #1)
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Aug 30, 2015
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ME - the biggest prude on Goodreads just read a BDSM book . . .
So basically if this . . .
and this . . . .
had a baby you would pretty much end up with something like The Boss. The good news is, the dom/sub stuff wasn’t totally rapey like 50 Shades and the male lead wasn’t a complete and total creeper. The bad news is, I still didn’t like it.
Sophie and Neil met six years ago when the flight they were supposed to be on to Tokyo got cancelled. Rather than going their separate ways, Neil was all like . . .
and Sophie was indeed down. That night she let go of all of her inhibitions and let Neil completely dominate her in the sack. Nothing has ever lived up to that experience. When Neil walks through the door of the fashion magazine where Sophie works and declares himself her new boss, she’s thrown for a loop. Luckily, Neil remembers her as well and is totes ready to play some “secretary” on the D.L. . . . .
Of course, Neil realizes that it won’t work to constantly think about banging his assistant when he has a business to run, so he gives Sophie a promotion . . .
Ha! Just kidding. I mean, she gets a promotion but she was already on the short-list for it to begin with. After that, things get complicated. I mean eyeroll worthy complications that made me get all . . . .
leading right in to Book #2 – which I will not be reading. #duh
Okay, so as I said the sex was actually consensual this time around, but seriously these two did it ALL. THE. TIME. There was actually a decent “subplot” which should have been the main focus, but Neil’s boner and Sophie’s “sopping” (barf) ladygarden got in the way and instead it was like 75% . . . .
Until I was screaming “NO MORE YANKY MY WANKY – THE DONGER NEED FOOD!”
There was also too much use of certain terms, like the aforementioned “sopping” (seriously, barf) as well as “splayed” – splayed hands across the small of her back, splayed hands on her bum, legs all splayed apart. GET A THESAURUS! I also have to mention the prude factor that makes things like this . . .
“If I wanted pineapple, I would eat pineapple. When I eat pu$$y, I’d prefer it to taste like pu$$y. And yours is fantastic.”
Ew. Let’s reserve that for the “you are NEVER allowed to say things like that out loud to me and expect to do it ever again” file.
ME - the biggest prude on Goodreads just read a BDSM book . . .
So basically if this . . .
and this . . . .
had a baby you would pretty much end up with something like The Boss. The good news is, the dom/sub stuff wasn’t totally rapey like 50 Shades and the male lead wasn’t a complete and total creeper. The bad news is, I still didn’t like it.
Sophie and Neil met six years ago when the flight they were supposed to be on to Tokyo got cancelled. Rather than going their separate ways, Neil was all like . . .
and Sophie was indeed down. That night she let go of all of her inhibitions and let Neil completely dominate her in the sack. Nothing has ever lived up to that experience. When Neil walks through the door of the fashion magazine where Sophie works and declares himself her new boss, she’s thrown for a loop. Luckily, Neil remembers her as well and is totes ready to play some “secretary” on the D.L. . . . .
Of course, Neil realizes that it won’t work to constantly think about banging his assistant when he has a business to run, so he gives Sophie a promotion . . .
Ha! Just kidding. I mean, she gets a promotion but she was already on the short-list for it to begin with. After that, things get complicated. I mean eyeroll worthy complications that made me get all . . . .
leading right in to Book #2 – which I will not be reading. #duh
Okay, so as I said the sex was actually consensual this time around, but seriously these two did it ALL. THE. TIME. There was actually a decent “subplot” which should have been the main focus, but Neil’s boner and Sophie’s “sopping” (barf) ladygarden got in the way and instead it was like 75% . . . .
Until I was screaming “NO MORE YANKY MY WANKY – THE DONGER NEED FOOD!”
There was also too much use of certain terms, like the aforementioned “sopping” (seriously, barf) as well as “splayed” – splayed hands across the small of her back, splayed hands on her bum, legs all splayed apart. GET A THESAURUS! I also have to mention the prude factor that makes things like this . . .
“If I wanted pineapple, I would eat pineapple. When I eat pu$$y, I’d prefer it to taste like pu$$y. And yours is fantastic.”
Ew. Let’s reserve that for the “you are NEVER allowed to say things like that out loud to me and expect to do it ever again” file.
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August 30, 2015
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HAHAHA awesome review. I have this on my tbr list. If I'm not mistaken, it was written as an attempt to counter FSoG and do a better job with the subject matter? IDK if it worked or not.
Seriously. Sopping is almost enough to make "moist" come off my "instabarf" word list.
BWAHAHAHAHA! I never liked it to begin with so I was trying to figure out which would be worse - eating pineapple or eating my own puss ; )
BWAHAHAHAHA! I never liked it to begin with so I was trying to figure out which would be worse - eating pineapple or eating m..."
I remember when Madonna said something about doing the same thing and my mind was like whhhuuut? WHY?!
Thanks Sh3lly! This one does better since it's not abusive, but they were both still a hot mess of insecurities and it also adds in him as a Silver Fox and she as a wee little idiot so that didn't help matters. It's almost like this one tried too hard to point out how "Not 50 Shades" it was trying to be - that stuff grates on my nerves too. Readers aren't stupid, so don't explain every tiny point to us.
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Seriously. Sopping is almost enough to make "moist" come off my "insta..."
It's probably similar to my feelings about the word 'suckle' being used sexually.... instabarfarama
HAHAHAHA! He didn't ever suckle her, but he did "lave" at her nipples . . . and then I could only picture my cat licking his butthole.
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HAHAHAHA! He didn't ever suckle h..."
Some words just shouldn't be used, EVER!! 'lave' goes in that category.... also 'puckering'.... just no.
This is probably why I'm not a good porny reader.
They need a new genre for special needs gals like me who can't quite handle their porn!
His own butthole, or the dude in the story's butthole?
Well, my cat is an inside-only cat so he hasn't ever met Neil. That being said, if given the opportunity they'd probably both be down for some laving of the rim.
Ipso facto, I think your logic is flawed.
Fortunately, your review is epically awesome.
My cat does seem to enjoy licking the OTHER cat's butthole. Next time we have friends over I'll ask if any of them are interested in some private bathroom time with Mr. Booker T. Washington (the cat, not the long-dead civil rights activist).
My cat does seem to enjoy licking the OTHER cat's butthole. Next time we have friends over I'll ask if any of them are interested in some private bathroom time with Mr. Booker T. Washi..."
I will look forward to my forthcoming dinner invitation and some quality time with Booker T.
Ha! I should have known you'd sniff out this pineapple-flavored-snatch review in record time ; )
sopping.
cat's buttholes
licking other cat's buttholes.
oh my the humanity
*snortlaugh*
You ain't seen gross until Gavin shows up and adds to the comments ; )
You ain't seen gross until Gavin shows up and adds to the comments ; )"
Or shows us that thing on his foot.
Hell yes. I'm sure I stole it from someone : )
You ain't seen gross until Gavin shows up and adds to the comments ; )"
I think Lono introduced him to German porn. I haven't seen him since.
Hell yes. I'm sure I stole it from someone : )"
Oh good! I was prolly going to anyways but now I'm legit. :)
Thanks Cathryn. Yeah, I think Sean might "conveniently" get who was supposed to be licking the other's butt confused.
I started laughing as soon as I saw you were here. Good thing you didn't disappoint or I'd have to send Sean and Lono over to paddle your ass!
You ain't seen gross until Gavin shows up and adds to the comments ; )"
P.S. See Alissa, I told ya so ; )
ewww to "lave" and "suckle." I read one that talked about (view spoiler) endlessly. The word "cream" is another no-go in erotica.
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I don't know what that is, and I don't want to either...
BWAHAHAHA! Countdown to Sean filling you in 3, 2, . . .
That pineapple phrase even turned my iron stomach.
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BWAHAHAHA! Countdown to Sean filling you in 3, 2, . . ."
subtext, subtext..... *shudders*
Makin der paddle-stewen fur der gay sexin mit der boyos und der sucken und der cockenspielens."
You are grounded from playing with Lono young man!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I forgot to add another in in there ; )
Oh God no. Then he'll want to play with us *shudder*
That pineapple phrase even turned my iron stomach."
I'm not easily put off either (bet you never would have guessed, huh?) - there's just something about the way sexytime books are generally written in the unsexiest way possible.