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Die for Me (Revenants, #1)
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Mar 10, 2011
bookshelves: death-by-paranormal-romance, just-plain-bad, kat-s-book-reviews, to-ya-or-not-to-ya, the-great-shelf-of-meh, ya-pnr-maddness
So I was thinking that I need to get me some hot, immortal teen-boy action because that is not at all creepy and weird.
The first step was to kill either one or both of my parents because I feel, statistically, that to be a YA protagonist, I would have a much better chance of meeting a hot, immortal teen-boy that way.
It was surprisingly easy to do...
I also needed a legitimate reason to look sad all the time so that when he first saw me, I could look a little like this:
Took me FOREVER to figure out how to make myself and my surroundings sepia with a softglow - but I didn't want to ruin the first moment my prospective hot, immortal teen boyfriend looked at me.
In this instance I decided to go to Paris because they have the best coffee shops to sit and look pensive in. Location, location, location. I wasn't going to ruin my deep, spiritual brooding with some podunk town like FORKS. Ha!
I signed up to go to school and refused to make any friends because, once again, statistically that would impinge on my chances of meeting the hot, immortal teen boyfriend. In fact, I was so dedicated to this that I wiped any memory of school from my mind and never, once, thought about it.
It looked hopeless for a while there but then... success!
BUT, he was WAY too old so I had to throw him back and look for something barely legal.
Ooookay... I'm so getting arrested for that.
You know what? It was Zac Efron. He's legal, right? Zac Efron - famous, over 18 actor, was also a hot, immortal teen boy.
Better! So. Much. Better.
So I met him and even though he was a little bit of a jerk and really strange - I refused to behave in a socially acceptable manner and stalked him. Behold my success! We're now totally, totally in love. Forever. No take-backsies.
Then stuff happened. Evil things. Scary things. I got held captive a lot - wicked awesome! But he proved how much he loved me and how much he believed in maintaining stereotypical archetypes and came to my rescue.
Even though we don't really know the first things about each other, we both know we have a deep spiritual connection. Haha! Spiritual! Get it? It's funny. So I just want you to know that you TOO can land your own hot, immortal, teen boyfriend if you follow my simple formula for success.
*Warning: unhealthy relationship dynamic not included. Creepy ghost romance each sold separately.
The first step was to kill either one or both of my parents because I feel, statistically, that to be a YA protagonist, I would have a much better chance of meeting a hot, immortal teen-boy that way.
It was surprisingly easy to do...
I also needed a legitimate reason to look sad all the time so that when he first saw me, I could look a little like this:
Took me FOREVER to figure out how to make myself and my surroundings sepia with a softglow - but I didn't want to ruin the first moment my prospective hot, immortal teen boyfriend looked at me.
In this instance I decided to go to Paris because they have the best coffee shops to sit and look pensive in. Location, location, location. I wasn't going to ruin my deep, spiritual brooding with some podunk town like FORKS. Ha!
I signed up to go to school and refused to make any friends because, once again, statistically that would impinge on my chances of meeting the hot, immortal teen boyfriend. In fact, I was so dedicated to this that I wiped any memory of school from my mind and never, once, thought about it.
It looked hopeless for a while there but then... success!
BUT, he was WAY too old so I had to throw him back and look for something barely legal.
Ooookay... I'm so getting arrested for that.
You know what? It was Zac Efron. He's legal, right? Zac Efron - famous, over 18 actor, was also a hot, immortal teen boy.
Better! So. Much. Better.
So I met him and even though he was a little bit of a jerk and really strange - I refused to behave in a socially acceptable manner and stalked him. Behold my success! We're now totally, totally in love. Forever. No take-backsies.
Then stuff happened. Evil things. Scary things. I got held captive a lot - wicked awesome! But he proved how much he loved me and how much he believed in maintaining stereotypical archetypes and came to my rescue.
Even though we don't really know the first things about each other, we both know we have a deep spiritual connection. Haha! Spiritual! Get it? It's funny. So I just want you to know that you TOO can land your own hot, immortal, teen boyfriend if you follow my simple formula for success.
*Warning: unhealthy relationship dynamic not included. Creepy ghost romance each sold separately.
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Reading Progress
March 10, 2011
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January 20, 2012
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Started Reading
January 20, 2012
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"I will never understand how these main characters get to faint so easily and with such little provocation. Life seems to be one big swoon for them."
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January 21, 2012
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Finished Reading
May 1, 2012
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May 1, 2012
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May 1, 2012
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just-plain-bad
May 1, 2012
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to-ya-or-not-to-ya
May 1, 2012
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the-great-shelf-of-meh
May 1, 2012
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ya-pnr-maddness
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but does that mean we have to read the book aswell? ;)
Laughed my butt off reading it. (No nursing babies were harmed in the reading of this review, I swear!) :)
Ps, thanks also for putting on to Ilona Andrews, i'm new to the Urban fantasy genre and I read a comment you made about the Magic Bites and found the series (so far i'm on book 4) to be a great read... As I'm also new to Goodreads you're now my most trusted reviewer :)
Thanks for the review. Looks like my TBR list can remain its current size for another day...
However it is still quite hilarious !!
Good review :p