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The Fireman
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2.5 stars
Ehhhhhhh.
Boy, that ending petered out like a squeaky fart, didn't it?
I mean, the beginning was good. I got sucked in by the whole Dragonscale/apocalypse thing. The middle was goodish, but it meandered around too much. Then the last part leading up to the ending had a bit of the nail biter going for it, but the actual ending?
WTF, dude? Where's my payoff for reading this enormous fucker?!
In the interest of transparency, I should mention that I'm the kind of reader that gets butthurt by endings I don't understand, like, or agree with.
So. There's that.
Ok, for everyone who loved this book, I hope you don't think I'm belittling Hill, or your taste. I really loved Locke & Key, but this is the only other thing I've read of his, and (while I think he's probably a good writer) I'm not really sure what the hell just happened here. For such a promising start, I really felt like he shit the bed by the last page.
Ok. Maybe that's not a fair assessment of this book, but I did feel disappointed when it was over.
So. Yeah. I didn't get the hype. At. All.
Also, fuck all the Mary Poppins references. It's not that awesome of a movie, and I have very little respect for a grown woman who imagines herself to be a budding Ms. Poppins.
In the end, I'd say it's just not my type of book. It's not horrible, but I can't see myself recommending it, either.
Psst...if you're hoping for this kind of Fireman, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
Not that I thought this was about a sexy fireman. Nope.
*cough*
But, seriously. I wouldn't have complained.
Ehhhhhhh.
Boy, that ending petered out like a squeaky fart, didn't it?
I mean, the beginning was good. I got sucked in by the whole Dragonscale/apocalypse thing. The middle was goodish, but it meandered around too much. Then the last part leading up to the ending had a bit of the nail biter going for it, but the actual ending?
WTF, dude? Where's my payoff for reading this enormous fucker?!
In the interest of transparency, I should mention that I'm the kind of reader that gets butthurt by endings I don't understand, like, or agree with.
So. There's that.
Ok, for everyone who loved this book, I hope you don't think I'm belittling Hill, or your taste. I really loved Locke & Key, but this is the only other thing I've read of his, and (while I think he's probably a good writer) I'm not really sure what the hell just happened here. For such a promising start, I really felt like he shit the bed by the last page.
Ok. Maybe that's not a fair assessment of this book, but I did feel disappointed when it was over.
So. Yeah. I didn't get the hype. At. All.
Also, fuck all the Mary Poppins references. It's not that awesome of a movie, and I have very little respect for a grown woman who imagines herself to be a budding Ms. Poppins.
In the end, I'd say it's just not my type of book. It's not horrible, but I can't see myself recommending it, either.
Psst...if you're hoping for this kind of Fireman, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
Not that I thought this was about a sexy fireman. Nope.
*cough*
But, seriously. I wouldn't have complained.
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I agree with the problems that you had. And yay! Someone else who doesn’t get all the Mary Poppins references. Let’s not forget Julie Andrews!
Bwahahaha. That nice last gif ALMOST made up for your bashing of Mary Poppins! *puts hands on hips*
Will you tell me (view spoiler) how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so disappointed? I'm not gonna read this book anyway.
Will you tell me (view spoiler) how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so disappointed? I'm not gonna read this book anyway.
NerdyBirdie wrote: "I agree with the problems that you had. And yay! Someone else who doesn’t get all the Mary Poppins references. Let’s not forget Julie Andrews!"
Julie is a fine actress, you know? But I can't imagine getting all into MP that much,. Blech. Spoonful of sugar, my ass...
Julie is a fine actress, you know? But I can't imagine getting all into MP that much,. Blech. Spoonful of sugar, my ass...
Jennifer wrote: ""WTF, dude? Where's my payoff for reading this enormous fucker?!" Exactly Anne! Exactly!!!"
*high five*
*high five*
Trish wrote: "Bwahahaha. That nice last gif ALMOST made up for your bashing of Mary Poppins! *puts hands on hips*
Will you tell me [spoilers removed] how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so disappointed?..."
(view spoiler)
Will you tell me [spoilers removed] how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so disappointed?..."
(view spoiler)
Anne wrote: "Trish wrote: "Bwahahaha. That nice last gif ALMOST made up for your bashing of Mary Poppins! *puts hands on hips*
Will you tell me [spoilers removed] how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so..."
Trish, Anne isn't exaggerating. It was SUCH a letdown...
Will you tell me [spoilers removed] how it ends so I can understand WHY you were so..."
Trish, Anne isn't exaggerating. It was SUCH a letdown...
Really too bad. After all the raving from other friends here I had expectations (although I neverplanned on reading it myself).
Anne wrote: "It was weird, wasn't it, Jennifer?! All that buildup, then NOTHING."
It really was. I was kinda mad for a minute lol
It really was. I was kinda mad for a minute lol
Miriam wrote: "I would never think of Mary Poppins as a go-to-text for surviving an apocalypse."
Yaaaas. Quite random, imho.
Yaaaas. Quite random, imho.
Jennifer wrote: "Anne wrote: "It was weird, wasn't it, Jennifer?! All that buildup, then NOTHING."
It really was. I was kinda mad for a minute lol"
I was too! Like I mentioned, I get butthurt and have to vent sometimes. Heh.
It really was. I was kinda mad for a minute lol"
I was too! Like I mentioned, I get butthurt and have to vent sometimes. Heh.
Miriam wrote: "I would never think of Mary Poppins as a go-to-text for surviving an apocalypse."
I would!
But then again, I'm weird. ;)
I would!
But then again, I'm weird. ;)
Anne wrote: "Of course you would..."
You know me so well. ;P
The thing is, I'm not even ashamed of it. Just picture it:
You, Miriam and me during the apocalypse or shortly after, all around is chaos and no plumbing and you two wouldn't have any toilet paper ... I'd just open my big-ass magical bag and produce a roll for each. Ha! You would so not make jokes about me then!
You know me so well. ;P
The thing is, I'm not even ashamed of it. Just picture it:
You, Miriam and me during the apocalypse or shortly after, all around is chaos and no plumbing and you two wouldn't have any toilet paper ... I'd just open my big-ass magical bag and produce a roll for each. Ha! You would so not make jokes about me then!
It's good to see you reviewing books again, I missed your reviews and it is refreshing that someone didn't love this book lol from what you are saying , this sounds like a below average Stephen King novel. I've been on the fence about this one, should I not get it ? Was it better than the Cell? Because I didn't like that one .
Anne, I missed your reviews. This was pure Anne. Loved it, especially all your firemen gifs. (That's not what this is about?! *letdown*)
You're the second reviewer who basically pointed out these bad things about this book. Maybe Joe should stick with the graphic books.
Oh, and Julie looks so pretty. But I do hear there is way too many MP references. Like way too many.
You're the second reviewer who basically pointed out these bad things about this book. Maybe Joe should stick with the graphic books.
Oh, and Julie looks so pretty. But I do hear there is way too many MP references. Like way too many.
Oh, well, yes, if you actually *were* Mary Poppins that would obviously be an advantage. The one in the book was pretty tough, too.
Miriam wrote: "Oh, well, yes, if you actually *were* Mary Poppins that would obviously be an advantage. The one in the book was pretty tough, too."
See? Not so bad/boring after all! ;)
See? Not so bad/boring after all! ;)
Indeed. I will cherish the phrase "post-apocalyptic Mary Poppins" in my heart, in hopes that I someday have a book for which it could be a suitable tag line.
Miriam wrote: "Indeed. I will cherish the phrase "post-apocalyptic Mary Poppins" in my heart, in hopes that I someday have a book for which it could be a suitable tag line."
BWAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Asghar wrote: "It's good to see you reviewing books again, I missed your reviews and it is refreshing that someone didn't love this book lol from what you are saying , this sounds like a below average Stephen Kin..."
Thank you! I've missed Goodreads!
Thank you! I've missed Goodreads!
Licha wrote: "Anne, I missed your reviews. This was pure Anne. Loved it, especially all your firemen gifs. (That's not what this is about?! *letdown*)
You're the second reviewer who basically pointed out these..."
Dawww! Come here and give me a hug, Licha!
You're the second reviewer who basically pointed out these..."
Dawww! Come here and give me a hug, Licha!
Miriam & Trish, I'd ride out the apocalypse with either of you. I have a feeling it would be safer that way.
Anne wrote: "Miriam & Trish, I'd ride out the apocalypse with either of you. I have a feeling it would be safer that way."
*wiggles eyebrows*
*wiggles eyebrows*
Miriam wrote: "I have, um, a power washer hose? Not really the same :("
What ARE you talking about?! We will need it as a makeshift shower! Or do you want to survive the apocalypse only to die from the smell?!
What ARE you talking about?! We will need it as a makeshift shower! Or do you want to survive the apocalypse only to die from the smell?!
Or is it an enlargement ray? Tsk. Don't advertise it, if you do. The guys on here will never leave you alone.
:D I added this book to ym TBR pile when the hype started... after seeing some not-so-great reviews and now yours, I need to go and clean up my TBR list... I ain't gonna put myself through this! Thanks for the entertaining review!
Linda wrote: "Anne, not sure which I enjoy more, your reviews of the comments after! Thanks all for the smiles!!"
Glad you got a smile out of it, Linda!
Glad you got a smile out of it, Linda!
Liz wrote: ":D I added this book to ym TBR pile when the hype started... after seeing some not-so-great reviews and now yours, I need to go and clean up my TBR list... I ain't gonna put myself through this! Th..."
If you do decide to read it, let me know what you think, Liz. Maybe without all the hype, it won't be bad?
If you do decide to read it, let me know what you think, Liz. Maybe without all the hype, it won't be bad?
Great review Anne! I tend to find the Stephen King can't nail an ending to save his life. Maybe his son is following in his footsteps?