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Unhinged by A.G. Howard
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Unhinged picks up a year after Splintered left off. Alyssa is about ready to graduate high school, and from there she intends to move to London with Jeb, her supposedly artsy boyfriend who acts like a Neanderthal and has no memory of their adventure in Wonderland. Her parents, understandably, are worried about her moving across the ocean with a man, and encourage her to at least marry him first—although they really don’t like Jeb at all (I don’t blame them) and are trying to hold on to their daughter as long as possible.

Alyssa has made grudging peace with her netherling identity—a human-looking creature with gauzy wings and sparkles below its eyes, whose abilities range from the cute (communicating with bugs) to the macabre (painting with one’s own blood). But she really wants to forget her royal lineage and be “normal,” and she resents the visits of Morpheus, the dashing Wonderland leader who appears in her dreams to teach her magic.

But Alyssa left a lot of trouble behind her in Wonderland, and since she’s not there to fix it, it will follow her until she gives in. What follows is a surprisingly thrilling tale with a great theme: the foolishness of trying to thwart destiny. Alyssa and her mom both learn this the hard way.

Content Advisory
Violence: There’s fairly gruesome, Tim Burton-esque imagery throughout. People and things get swallowed by evil bookshelves (it makes sense in context) and spit out as grotesque caricatures of themselves. Alyssa sees some scary things in her paintings and dreams, such as a woman getting swallowed whole by a flesh-eating plant, or a dead man bound in cobwebs. Our heroine is stalked through the school halls by what appears to be an evil clown toy come to life.

Sex: Jeb and Alyssa kiss way too much—especially since he’s such a loathsome character—and there’s a few times where they consider consummating their relationship on the spot (nothing of the kind actually happens). But luckily Alyssa realizes that she has growing feelings for Morpheus, and she kisses him too. One of Jeb’s clients wants him to paint portraits of her in faerie-themed lingerie, and Alyssa is understandably hurt. When Morpheus gets gravely injured, Alyssa sets him up on her bed, and he jokes that he always knew he’d end up there.

Language: A few uses of “bloody” from Morph.

Substance Abuse: Some characters eat magic Wonderland mushrooms to help them shrink. Obviously not a literal drug reference, but given what the book is based on, a lot of people will be thinking of drugs already.

Anything Else: Nope.

Conclusion
Unhinged is a fantastic second installment, capitalizing on the strengths of the first book while expanding the world and its lore, developing the characters, and upping the stakes.

Howard subtly outdoes many of her fellow YA authors by taking common tropes—especially that old “I kept this secret from you to protect you” chestnut—and examining how a real person with human emotions would react to that. While many of these writers still look at things from a myopic, adolescent perspective, she actually seems able to separate herself from Alyssa, and look at the girl’s angst and confusion with a knowing smile.

That said, while Alyssa makes a number of questionable decisions, she has more psychological depth than the average YA urban-fantasy heroine, and her actions are usually believable. She insists that she’s in love with Jeb, but really she’s infatuated with him because he represents safety and sameness to her. Whereas Morpheus, who any reader can see is the superior catch, is repeatedly rejected because he’s asking her to grow up, put aside childish things, and become what she was born to be.

Alyssa, whose life has never been stable, understandably clings to those things that have gotten her through up until now: her painting, her skateboarding, her Hot Topic wardrobe and makeup, her crush on Jeb, her friendship with Jenara, and her hatred of Taelor. Then Morpheus appears, and he asks her to

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
...let your spirit start to soar
And you'll live as you've never lived before…
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind…
Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world...
Let your soul take you where you long to be
Only then can you belong to me…


Music of the Night

But she’s scared, understandably, and refuses.

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Yet he won’t give up on her. He teaches her, and tests her, knowing she can handle any challenge he gives her.

You need a teacher

And slowly, she begins to realize that she’s not made for this world, but for that one, and she is even granted a vision to prove it:

Arwen's vision

Jeb is a regrettable character with no need to exist. He is the long-lost twin, or maybe distant ancestor, of Aspen from The Selection, albeit in fairness The Selection is a chick-flick with dystopia sprinkles and a love triangle comes with the territory. But there is enough going on in the Splintered series that the love triangle is needless. Take away Jeb’s status as Alyssa’s boyfriend and all he does is get captured and force her to act. That’s nothing that a family member—say, a younger sibling—couldn’t do (see Labyrinth).

I have a feeling that this is going to end the same way as Garth Nix’s Keys to the Kingdom series did, but I guess I’ll find out when I get there.

All in all, this was a superlatively enjoyable YA novel that I happily recommend. Just beware of Jeb.
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Reading Progress

December 19, 2017 – Shelved
December 19, 2017 – Shelved as: to-read
December 26, 2017 – Shelved as: verbed
January 4, 2018 – Shelved as: at-my-library
January 4, 2018 – Shelved as: pretty-blue-cover
January 17, 2018 – Started Reading
January 17, 2018 –
page 5
1.29% ""...Since Mom's been home...we've had a lot of arguments about my clothes and makeup...She thinks I look too wild."

I love how Howard incorporates little realistic things like this. The mom in a YA book is actually acting like a mom. This is so cool, it almost makes up for the fact that Jeb Holt exists."
January 18, 2018 –
page 24
6.2% "And Morpheus - that possessive, deranged darling - saves the day as per usual.

Dare I hope this is the last we'll see of Jeb! for a while?"
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: young-adult
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: beware-of-love-triangle
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: pretty-green-cover
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: pretty-purple-cover
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: steampunk
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: because-bad-boys
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: collecting-bugs
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: dark-haired-hero
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: blond-haired-heroine
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: hades-and-persephone
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: published-fanfiction
January 18, 2018 –
page 33
8.53% ""Game, set, match. Ever, and always, my equal...We're not done," he says from behind me.

"Oh, we're
so done."

You keep thinking that if it gives you comfort, Alyssa.

Kylo and snow flurries"
January 18, 2018 –
page 40
10.34% ""Would you fight back already?"

Oh Morph, I love you."
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: fantasy
January 18, 2018 – Shelved as: urban-fantasy
January 18, 2018 –
page 81
20.93% ""You're the best of both worlds, lest you forget. All you need is to have faith in yourself."

And this is why I'm Team Morpheus, in spite of his many personality flaws. He is Alyssa's biggest fan. He enjoys setting up challenges for her because he knows she can win. He knows she's his equal, and he loves her for it.

Beat that, Jeb."
January 18, 2018 –
page 85
21.96% "The shopkeeper is named Mr. Lamb.

I understood that reference

A round of applause for Ms. Howard. Tiny references like this are what we call showing your work!

Alice and sheep"
January 19, 2018 –
page 101
26.1% "No, Alyssa, do not show Jeb your mosaics. Do not take him to Wonderland. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

Just let him run off with the twenty-six-year-old heiress in the skimpy cosplay. You have a queendom to save. And Mr. Tall, Bluehaired and Handsome has been waiting very patiently for you."
January 19, 2018 –
page 103
26.61% "I heard that the working title for this book was There's a Naturally Blue-Haired, Winged, Shape-Shifting Boy in the Girl's Bathroom but Louis Sachar threatened a lawsuit."
January 19, 2018 –
page 134
34.63% "Bless you, Al, you're only figuring out NOW that Morpheus has more feelings than he'll admit to?"
January 19, 2018 –
page 139
35.92% "Can I just say that the Obligatory Chick-Flick Trying On Dresses With The Squad scene is much less annoying when the girls actually made the clothes themselves? Howard tells us that Alyssa is into arts and crafts and then, repeatedly, shows her and her friends doing arts and crafts. This may seem like nitpicking, but it is actually a hugely important piece that a lot of writers miss."
January 19, 2018 –
page 145
37.47% "So Jeb believed Taelor, whom he knows is an attention-hungry swine, when she says she saw Alyssa and the "exchange student" making out? And now he's in berserker mode? And Jen has suddenly turned on Alyssa, because she believes a mean girl whom she never liked over her "best friend"?

Al, ditch this whole horrible Holt family and stay with the guy who has always, and will always, believe in you."
January 19, 2018 –
page 162
41.86% ""You owe her an apology for deceiving her all these years."

Forgive me for being a stuck record, but I love how Morpheus is always standing up for Alyssa and is on her side no matter what. The contrast between him and the controlling, mistrustful Holts right now is unbelievable."
January 19, 2018 –
page 168
43.41% "Boy, is it satisfying to see the old Parent Keeps Secrets from Kid to "Protect Them" trope ripped to shreds like this. Go, Alyssa!"
January 20, 2018 –
page 175
45.22% "Morpheus takes care of his people. Let's remember that - it's a trait of a good king."
January 22, 2018 –
page 186
48.06% "The instant Morpheus leaves, I'm slammed with regret.

That's only starting now?!? Alyssa, if I were you I'd consider my whole life a graveyard of buried hopes around now. Or maybe a boulevard of broken dreams would fit better with your particular taste.

Now hop through that mirror! You don't owe Jeb an explanation...or anything else, for that matter."
January 22, 2018 –
page 200
51.68% "Let's just take a moment to appreciate how adorable Alyssa's dad is."
January 22, 2018 –
page 202
52.2% "If only I could divide myself in half...The human side could stay here...the netherling one could reign over Wonderland...

In which our protagonist gets called into a wacky Other World and is torn between the boring friend who thinks they're special and a cool steampunk kid who represents their destiny.

This is a gender-flipped, aged-up version of Garth Nix's Keys to the Kingdom."
January 22, 2018 –
page 218
56.33% "In Splintered, Taelor was a total cartoon, and Alyssa's confrontation with her smacked of late 2000s music videos ("Misery Business," "Girlfriend," "You Belong With Me"...) So it's great that Howard is actually letting the girl say a word in her own defense, and Alyssa actually has a smidge of empathy for her."
January 22, 2018 –
page 230
59.43% "Jeb is my priority now.

But WHY though?!?

Charlie Brown scream"
January 22, 2018 –
page 250
64.6% "Morpheus to the rescue like:

Han Solo ANH"
January 22, 2018 –
page 264
68.22% "So Morph was actually getting somewhere with Al, but he tried to tell her the truth about Jeb and, as usual, she flipped out. Girl, just how blind are you?

Judge Judy eye roll"
January 22, 2018 –
page 275
71.06% ""...there's something you'll never persuade me to do."

"What's that?"

"Love you."


Suuuuure, Alyssa. Seriously, though, the Jebyssa is springing holes in its hull. The Morphyssa, on the other hand, is built to weather storms and already halfway to harbor."
January 23, 2018 –
page 279
72.09% "Okay, Alyssa, now that you know that Fate itself ships you with Morpheus, will you give up on Jeb? Please? For the sake of your people?

Arwen's vision"
January 23, 2018 –
page 301
77.78% ""Would you sacrifice the mortal you love for the netherling you hate?" he asks...I don't know what's more excruciating, the fact that I've told him I hate him enough that he believes it or that I'm starting to realize how far it is from the truth.

Well, I sure waited long enough.

Kip YESSSS"
January 23, 2018 –
page 330
85.27% "Jeb: Morpheus...visits your dreams and flies with you. How can [I] compete with that?

Me: Indeed.

Morpheus:
I have the high ground"
January 23, 2018 –
page 330
85.27% "Jeb: *says sappy things*

Alyssa: *falls for it*

Morpheus: Always said the boy was a bloody wordsmith.

A perfectly timed interruption. Thank you, sir. We are all indebted to you."
January 24, 2018 –
page 347
89.66% "Morpheus: *makes an innuendo*

Jeb:
Frank Burns

Morpheus:
Hawkeye smirk"
January 24, 2018 –
page 359
92.76% "Army of bugs: We're here, Alyssa...If you need us...call.

Yes, should you need us...for any reason at all...

Hoggle, Ludo and Didymus"
January 24, 2018 –
page 369
95.35% ""Wake the trees."

Be careful which trees you wake, Red. Some will definitely not be on your side.

Lucy and the Dryad"
January 24, 2018 – Finished Reading
April 19, 2018 – Shelved as: red-blue-green-covers
May 24, 2018 – Shelved as: the-empire-strikes-back

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message 1: by Ada (new) - added it

Ada After reading your review, I might have to pick this one back up again. Great review!


Sarah Ada wrote: "After reading your review, I might have to pick this one back up again. Great review!"

Thank you, Ada! I did really enjoy the book overall (the second half is stronger than the first, mostly because Jeb is out cold for most of it) and I hope you do to :-)


Natalia How did this Garth Nix’s Keys to the Kingdom series end? Use a spoiler tag, I really want to know, lol. Or just tell me how you think the Splintered series is going to end?


Sarah Natalia wrote: "How did this Garth Nix’s Keys to the Kingdom series end? Use a spoiler tag, I really want to know, lol. Or just tell me how you think the Splintered series is going to end?"

The Keys to the Kingdom was a similar setup, just middle-grade and with a male MC. In the end he (view spoiler)


Natalia Oh, I see. When are you going to read Ensnared? I'm curious what you think of it and how it was resolved ;) I'll comment on what you wrote above later, as I don't want to spoil you.


Sarah Natalia wrote: "Oh, I see. When are you going to read Ensnared? I'm curious what you think of it and how it was resolved ;) I'll comment on what you wrote above later, as I don't want to spoil you."

Ensnared is two books down my TBR, so I should be starting it this weekend. Can't wait to see how it all goes down?


Natalia Can't wait to read your updates, they are hilarious ))


Sarah Natalia wrote: "Can't wait to read your updates, they are hilarious ))"

Thank you!!


message 9: by Audrey (new)

Audrey Great gifs in this review.


Crystal♛ Loved this review! This book is one of my favorites! You’ll enjoy the next one I do believe. Morpheus is just perfect. He has my heart. This makes me want to reread again soon. 🖤


Sarah Audrey wrote: "Great gifs in this review."

Thank you, Audrey! I had such fun picking them out. So glad they work!


Sarah Crystal♛ wrote: "Loved this review! This book is one of my favorites! You’ll enjoy the next one I do believe. Morpheus is just perfect. He has my heart. This makes me want to reread again soon. 🖤"

Thank you, Crystal, and I hope you enjoy the reread! Morpheus is just splendid :-DDD


Bookteafull (Danny) This review is my lifeblood and the gifs are SPOT ON. I can't wait to see your reactions for the last book.


Sarah Bookteafull (Danny) wrote: "This review is my lifeblood and the gifs are SPOT ON. I can't wait to see your reactions for the last book."

Thank you so much, Danny! Ensnared is two books down my TBR right now, so updates for it are coming soon :-)


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