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Chocolat (Chocolat, #1)
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bookshelves: 0_wk_read_2024, dnf
Feb 11, 2024
bookshelves: 0_wk_read_2024, dnf
Read 2 times. Last read February 4, 2024 to February 11, 2024.
This is one of the rare occasions I’m giving up on a book but I just don’t enjoy this one at all… From the beginning, I’m confronted with “paranormal”, “supernatural” bullshit.
»My mother was a witch.«
Yes, sure… But that’s not all, superstition abounds…
»The forking of the fingers to divert the path of malchance.«
Then there’s the catholic priest… I despise anything related to so-called “churches” which, to me, are dens of bigotry, hypocrisy and a haven for hostile and misanthropic beliefs and people. And, worst of all, home to any kind of preacher (the child-molesting variety gets extra protection).
So, yes, even in a negative context as in this novel, I don’t want to hear about those male harpies.
Also, a novel that in all seriousness tells me »Scrying with chocolate is a difficult business.« is beyond redemption.
The 25% I’ve read were also very, very clichéd with simplistic characters, a heroine that left me entirely and completely devoid of interest in herself or her “illegitimate” daughter and parts that felt so old-fashioned I was afraid of dying of boredom.
When I realised I was actually binge-watching the worst kind of TV show just to avoid reading this one (despite having ample time to read after a minor (but really annoying!) surgery), I allowed myself to let this one go. Since I don’t feel I read enough to give a star rating, I’ll abstain for once.
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»My mother was a witch.«
Yes, sure… But that’s not all, superstition abounds…
»The forking of the fingers to divert the path of malchance.«
Then there’s the catholic priest… I despise anything related to so-called “churches” which, to me, are dens of bigotry, hypocrisy and a haven for hostile and misanthropic beliefs and people. And, worst of all, home to any kind of preacher (the child-molesting variety gets extra protection).
So, yes, even in a negative context as in this novel, I don’t want to hear about those male harpies.
Also, a novel that in all seriousness tells me »Scrying with chocolate is a difficult business.« is beyond redemption.
The 25% I’ve read were also very, very clichéd with simplistic characters, a heroine that left me entirely and completely devoid of interest in herself or her “illegitimate” daughter and parts that felt so old-fashioned I was afraid of dying of boredom.
When I realised I was actually binge-watching the worst kind of TV show just to avoid reading this one (despite having ample time to read after a minor (but really annoying!) surgery), I allowed myself to let this one go. Since I don’t feel I read enough to give a star rating, I’ll abstain for once.
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Ceterum censeo Putin esse delendam
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Reading Progress
Finished Reading
July 8, 2019
– Shelved
July 8, 2019
– Shelved as:
maybe
January 31, 2024
– Shelved as:
to-read
February 4, 2024
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Started Reading
February 11, 2024
– Shelved as:
0_wk_read_2024
February 11, 2024
– Shelved as:
dnf
February 11, 2024
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Finished Reading
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Let's agree to disagree on the validity of anything beyond the scientifically provable. :-) (I saw your like, and admired your generosity, considering we're on opposite "pages" on this one. Thanks!)
Totally agreed about the rest: It was so cliché-French to boot. And a Martin Walker can (mostly) pull off the food stuff but not Harris. I think I'm going to avoid any further novels of hers.
Totally agreed about the rest: It was so cliché-French to boot. And a Martin Walker can (mostly) pull off the food stuff but not Harris. I think I'm going to avoid any further novels of hers.
Also the novel was too typically French with the style and the characters for me -- the village priest always has to be in feel-good small town French stories, you won't escape him. (in Italian ones,too, so I've seen).
But that was probs what Harris was going for: very French and very foodie. It was a bestseller and the movie huge, so I suppose she was successful with the formula! (Most of her novels seem to be based on the same one. )