Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Rebel Set (1992)

Jim Mallon: Gypsy

Quotes 

• Gypsy : [slowly]  A train leaves a station at 2PM, going 90 miles an hour. Another train leaves another station going the opposite direction at 5PM going 60 miles an hour. How long before they meet?

  Joel : Oh, Gypsy, that is everything great literature should be. According to Merritt Stone.

  Tom Servo : [offscreen; furious]  HE'S NOT MERRIT STONE!