Candice and Chinedu discuss a plea from one neighbor to others to stop throwing hot dogs in their backyard, arson at a local Starbucks, a pissed off and pissing Karen, and Carl tells a story about a man, a van, and possible crackhead behavior.
Candice and Chinedu break down a naked assault at a popular hotel, a new mom crowdsources opinions on circumcising her child, and Roy tells the tale of Ms. Murray, "the one white flight that didn't fly."
Today, living rent free in Candice and Chinedu's heads: Neighbors throwing ninja stars, a missing porch in Detroit, and why Zainab won't hold the elevator for you.
Chinedu recalls an encounter with klepto-kids and his clothes; Candice questions a job posting for condom testers; and R.I.P. DMX--Yvonne tells the tale of a bar-setting unexpected friendship with the white girl next door.
Candice and Chinedu can deal with anthrax but people pooping in mailboxes? Nah. Keep it. Plus, a cautionary tale from Ego about thirst, panties and pants.
This week: a "confirmed adjacent" report of a lion on the loose in Chicago; a Florida woman is repeatedly cited for overfeeding feral cats; and Jenny takes on a local "slasher" in a head-scratcher of a WhoDunIt.
This week, Candice and Chinedu fixate on the other dark meats: human "tri-tip," and domesticated pigeons (with a side of cheese and asparagus); and Asif is still creeped out by his roommate's serial killer-like hovering.
Chinedu sheds a tear over a petty assault with a perfectly fine doughnut; Candice debates the merits of throwing grits, hot grease (or cold grease) on anyone; and Amanda serves up three short neighborhood stories in small doses.
Today, a woman goes down a manhole and makes a surprising discovery; a landlord claps TF back at reviews on his vacation rental property; and Damon casually recalls a house guest that overstayed their welcome: Michael Jordan.
Welp there goes the neighborhood. It's the season finale with Candice's can't miss "peeping Tim" tale; ravens and raccoons running games in these streets; and Baron philosophizing on a road trip guided by petty crowd-sourced reviews.
