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C12

The document contains a collection of random sentences on various unrelated topics ranging from baby wipes and laziness to Shakespeare's career and cuddly porcupines. The sentences use imaginative and sometimes nonsensical language to express unusual scenarios and perspectives.

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Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do
something.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

I covered my friend in baby oil.

I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight.

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.

I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.

They got there early, and they got really good seats.

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.

I am never at home on Sundays.

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared.

He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.

Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.

We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.

After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed.

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.


Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better
frame of mind.

He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.

The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.

Pink horses galloped across the sea.

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me.

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.

With the high wind warning

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.

Getting up at dawn is for the birds.

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.

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