YEAR 2020

Surya Corporation Me Joy Ko Internship Mili

7 October

Joy Apne (ya kisi aur ke, shayd) Ghar Hoti He

It's Raining
Joy Is In His Room
She Was Talking With his Friend On call

Joy : Ha Vese Sab Badhiya chal raha He

Surya Corporation Me Internship To Mil Hi Gyi He
[Background music stops]
Wo baat maine meri jagah exam kisi aur se dilwaya tha aur maine fake ID
card banwaya tha magar end mein Internship to mil hi gayi
[Background music continues]
Aur Baki Ye Sab Chodd, Rahul Tu Kab aayega Senkor Vapis
(Thodi Der rukta he) Oh Chal theek He Ab Me Kal Baat Karti Hu Bohat need
aa rhi he
so jati hu, Ha bye Good Night
[Call rakhke] kitna pakata hai…

(Next Day)
8 October

(Surya Corporation Headquarters Dikhate Huve)

Joy SC Headquarters Jata He

Receptionist : Excuse Me, Tum Yaha Internship Ke Liye Aayi Ho?

Joy : Ha (card Dikhati he)
Receptionist : Okay Ja sakti Ho

Ab Joy Jati He
*[Interns workroom]
[Ek professor ke saamne sabhi interns A hain]
Abhiman : Good morning fellow interns! Main hu Professor Abhiman Tripathi. Aap
sabhi ko yaha dekhke mujhe khushi hui. Main aapko aapki duty, responsibilities aur
limitations as an intern, yaha bataunga. Koi ubasi nahi lega, okay?

Wo line bolte hue (line ke dauran scenes batate hain) AISE:-

Surya Corporation mein aapka swagat hai (SC ka bahar se look).

Yaha par aapko technological kaam diye jayenge, magar shuru-shuru mein aapko Jo
banana aata hai aap bana sakte ho (sabhi interns ek classroom jaisi position mein
baithe hain, kisi ke saamne table hai, kisi ke saamne Education Edition waale
blocks)
koi manahi nahi hai, Surya Corporation ki taraf se aapko Jo saaman chahiye hoga, wo
hum denge. Aapko hum guide karenge. (Prof. Abhiman class ke aaspaas chal raha hai
aur students ko dekh raha hai kaam karte hue)
Safety assurance ke liye humne alag-alag chhote rooms banaye hain aapke liye, jaha
aap itminan se kaam sakein (Wall pe Birch doors dikhate hain jinke upar R-I-1, R-I-
2 ye sab likha hota hain, 5-7 rooms kaafi honge)
Aur agar aap logo ko koi help chahiye hogi (Joy ke paas se guzarte hue)
To hesitation mat rakhiyega (iske dauran Joy ka face dikhana hai)

Joy : Sir mujhe saans lene mein dikkat hai kya main bahar jake aa sakti hu?
Abhiman: Ha uh… main kuch samjha nah-
Joy : Nahi sir aapki guidance ki yaha zyada zarurat hai, windows waha hai na?

[Joy office mein ghoomte hue]*

Samrat Call Pe Kisi Se Baat Kar raha Hota he

Samrat : Ha Ham Army Ke Liye Ek Project Pe Kaam suru Kar Rhe He

Weapons, Armors Ye sab Army Ke Kiye Banane He
Unhone Fund Bhi Deposit Kar diya he

(Call cut)

Joy Ye Sab Sun Leti He

Joy ke face pe zoom hone lagta hai lekin wo bolti kuch nahi (background music
dheere-dheere loud hota hai)

(Ekdam background music vapas pehle jaisa low)

Joy (Khudse) : agar suit Banayu to Kesa Rahega

lekin Kya Suit Ban Payega Jisme Weapons Bhi ho
Mere se to nahi banega… khaiir jo hota hai kar lungi

(Joy Headquarters Me R-I-2 mein Suit Banane Lag Jati he)

Next Day
9 October

Joy Samrat ke Paas aati He

Joy : Samrat Sir, vo Kal Aap baat Kar Rahe the Ki Ek Project He
Jisme Army Ke Liye Weapons Aur armor Banenge
Samrat : tumhe Kisne Bataya
Joy : vo mene sun Liya tha Kal Jab main hawa khaane aayi thi
Samrat : Oh . . . Uhhhhhh… Ha to?
Joy : mene Kuch Banaya he
Samrat : kya? Tumne? *Lekin, tum interns ka kaam ye nahi hai, ye bade projects
tum company pe hi chhod do, hum ye sab interns se nahi karwate.
Joy : Sir, aap dekh to lijiye mujhpe bharosa nahi hai kya, nahi to intership kyu
di-
Samrat: (thoda loudly) Hai kya cheez?!
Joy : (khushi se) ha Vo Mene Ek Suit banaya He Aap ek Bar Dekhlo Usko
Samrat : Tumne Ek Suit Banaya He? Dikhao Fir

(Ab Joy Suit dikhati he Samrat)

Joy : ye Raha Vo Suit

(Punjabi Suit dikhate huve + thoda sa Punjabi music bajta hai)

Samrat : (gusse mein) Dimag theek hai tumhara?

Joy : Ha sir main samjhti hu ye agar dushmano ke haath lag gaya to
Samrat : Dimag kharab mat kar varna intership cancel kar dunga tumhari!
 (Raat Ko)

Joy Ghar ja rahi hoti he ab

Joy : vese Samrat Sir Galat Bhi nahi Bol Rhe the
Main zyada karungi to meri intership cancel ho sakti hai
Mujhe bas wo dushmano ke haath lagne waala kuch karna padega
Hmmm. . . Chalo Koi na abhi Ghar Jake Hi sochungi Iska

Ab Police Ek bandhe Ke Pichey Padi Hui thi

Aur Vo bandha Aur Koi nahi Balki NIMESH tha
Nimesh Ke Hath Me 4D Box
Aur Nimesh bhaag Raha tha
Fir Achanak Se Vicky Aata He Udhar
Vicky Nimesh Ke Hath Me Vo box Dekhta He
Ab Vicky Nimesh Ke Pichey Bhagta he
Nimesh bhag raha Hota He Ki Vicky Pichey se Nimesh Ko Goli Marta he
Nimesh Ko goli Lag Gyi thi fir bhi Vo Bhaag Raha Tha
Nimesh Kahipe Chup Jata he

Vicky Ko Nimesh nahi milta

Nimesh Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi

Tabhi Udhar Joy Aati He aur Us Nimesh Ko Dekhti He

Joy : are Ye Inko kya hua

Joy Nimesh Ke Paas Aati he

Joy : Ye uncle aapse bando ke loan bhare nahi jaate to lete kyu ho ab dekho y-
oh my god aapse to khoon nikal raha hai
mujhe jaldi se-
Nimesh : Nahi! ! Shant. Chup Raho Kuch Mat Bolo
Joy : Ye mast dikhne waala box churana hoga
(Emotional music stops)
(Epic music plays)
Joy box kheench rahi hai aur Nimesh vapas kheench raha hai
Nimesh : Ruk jao, ye main tumhe nahi de saktaa
Joy : De de!!
Nimesh: Yaar agar tune ye box le liya to ye tumhe chhodega nahi
(Photo dikhata hai)
Nimesh : mera Beta He Ye, Harry, Ahhh (Pain)
Joy : Haash, chala gaya

(Joy 4D box Leke Chala Jati He)

Joy 4D box Leke Bhaag rahi Hoti He Ki Saamne Vicky Milta He

Joy : Kon Ho Tum?

Vicky : Suno Bachhi
Joy : Ha
Vicky : me Bachhi Hi Bulaun- wait… are wo, haa, Vo Box Tumhare Pas Kese Aaya
Joy : Ek minute… (Joy Photo Ko dekhti He fir Vapis Vicky Ko dekhti He)
Nahi tum wo bhoot to nahi ho
 Vicky : Kaun bhoot?
Joy : Uncle ji boht late ho raha hai kal baat karte hain na?
Vicky : UNCLEEE KISE BOLAAA
Joy : ha To VICKY
Vicky : tumhe Mera Naam Kese Pata
Joy : kyunki … … (awkward silence)
(Baari baari dono ka face dikhate hain 4 baar)

(Gun nikalta He)

Vicky : mujhe Vo Box Dede

Joy : vaise tujhe pata hai ye 2020 hai?
Vicky : Na maine poochha aur na mujhe fark padta hai! Mujhe wo box dede varna!
Joy : hey tum Sachme Time Traveller Ho? Ya fir Prank he ye?
Vicky : Kya anab-shanab bol rahi hai tuuu

(Side Me Gun fire Karta he)

Vicky: Box degi ya nahi?!

Joy : Abe sun tu [LONG BEEP] aur teri g[LONGER BEEP]
(Vicky ghutno ke bal baithke sir neeche karke rone lagta hai aur phir sir thoda sa
upar karke)
Vicky : Nahi, ye waqt rone ka nahi hai… Ay bachhi sun-
(Koi nahi hota udhar)
Vicky : Kaha chali gayi ruk
(Vicky Bhaagta He Lekin tang ad Jati he Gir Jata He)

Vicky : Dhatt teri

(Joy bhaag Kar Ghar aati He)

(Joy Apne room Me Jati he)

Joy : Kaise ajeeb log hain yaar yaha pe

Are Ha! ! Vo Photo
(Photo dekhti He)
(Thodi der background music bajta hai phir ruk jata hai)
Joy : Chhi, kitna ugly hai
(Background music starts again)
Lekin Vo Gunda Vicky
Pehle Uska Kuch dekhna Padega
Are Ha! Mene Jo suit Banaya He Vo Mere Kaam aa saKta He
(Background music stops)
shayd…
kya shayd! Kaam aayega hi! Maine banaya hai!
(Background music starts again)
Ye Gunde Vicky Ko maja Chakhane Ke liye mujhe Kal Vo suit Lana Hoga Yaha
(Joy ke face pe dheere-dheere zoom ho raha hai)
Joy : Vaise is box mein hai kya, kholke dekhu? Ha kyu nahi!
(Box kholti hai aur saara Treasure room mein bikhar jata hai)
Joy : Oh no jaldi se sab utha leti hu varna mummy maaregi
[Screen pe: After Cleaning]
Joy : Hehe mummy papa to bahar gaye hain
Ye khaas cheez lag rahi hai
(Hath mein Netherite Block tha, wo chamakne lagta hai aur screen white ho
jati hai)
 (NEXT DAY)
10 October

Joy KC Headquarters Ja rahi Hoti He

Raste Me Vicky Joy Ko dekhta

Vicky Joy Ka Chupkar Picha Karta He

Joy Surya Headquarters Pohachti He

Ab Vicky Vaha chup Jata he

Vicky : oh to ye shetan Yaha Aati He

Aanedo Vapis bahar Isko

Surya HEADQUARTERS

*Joy Abhiman se milta hai

Joy : Sir, Samrat sir kaha hai?
Abhiman: Wo to aaj apne kisi project ke liye ek meeting pe gaye hain shaam tak
vapas nahi-
Joy : Okay ji

Joy Us Room me Jati he Jaha Suit Hat chuka hai

Joy : Abhiman sirr!! (Bulati hai) mera suit kaha hai?!?!

Abhiman: Wo ek bag mein rak-
Joy : (Coller pakadke) Bata kaha hai wo!!

(Headquarters Ke Top Par)

Joy : wah Ye suit, Darr Isliye Lag raha He Kyunki

pehli bar Udne wali Hu
(Background music stops)
Ud paungi na… … Ha ha kyu nahi, maine banaya hai na!

(Joy Building Se Kudti he)

(Fir Nichey Gir jati He Garbage box mein)

Joy : Ahh… Thode… channges… karne padenge aahh…

(Dheere-dheere uthti hai aur taxi leke chali jati hai)

(SCENE CHANGE)

SC HEADQUARTERS ke Bahar

Vicky : ye Ladki Abhi tak aayi Kyu Nahi heeee

Me Andar Jau?
Bahar wait Karta hu aayegi To Idhar Se Hi

(NIGHT)

Vicky : ABEYYY ANDAR SO GAYI HE KYA YEEEE

Chalo Jaha Isko Pehle dekha tha Udhar Hi chalta Hu
 (SCENE CHANGE)

Joy Apne room Me

Joy suit Ko dekhti He

Joy : tumhara Bhi Koi Naam hona chahiyena?

kitni Lucky Hu Ne Bhagwaan Ne Mujhe
Ye … … (Silent)
Ek minute…
(Ek list dekhti hai jispe das bimariyo ke naam the, aur phir baaki sab
blur hoke Stockholm pe focus rehta hai)
Ye Stockholm Syndrome Wali Bimari Di aur Mene Tumko Banaya
Isliye tumhara Naam Bhi Stockholm Ke Upar Hi Hona chahiye

Shaktimaan?
Wonder Woman?
Spider… …
Stockholmo!
Nahi nahi kuch mat bol tu! Stockholmo matlab Stockholmo!

(Stockholmo Suit Ko dikHate huve Camera) (Punjabi music thoda sa bajake ruk
jata hai)
(Silent)

Joy : Ha aise hi chup chap raha kar tujhe voice ki zarurat nahi hai main hi hu
teri voice

(NEXT DAY)
11 October

Joy Ja Rahi Hoti He

Tabhi Raste me Vicky Milta He

Samne Vicky Khada tha

Joy : are Aalu tiki

Vicky : VICKY! !
Joy : gye Nahi abhi tak
Vicky : tumne kaha tha late ho raha hai kal baat karenge, le ab baat kar!
(Joy ka face dikhate hain, phir Vicky ka, phir Joy ka, phir Vicky ka)
Vicky : Abe kuch to bol!
Joy : …

(Joy aur Vicky ek park pe table pe baithe hote hain)

Joy : To tum 2100 se aaye hue chor ho…
Vicky : Bilkul sahi.
Joy : Hai kya wo box mein?
Vicky : Khajana hai space se aaya hua, kaaafi badi kimat hogi
Joy : Aur tumne aur Tumhare bhai ne churaya tha isko?
Vicky : Ha, tumse baat karke achha laga, kya ab wo box mujhe dogi?
Joy : Theek hai chalo mere saath.

(Ghar ke aage)
 Joy : Yaha wait kar main lati hu
(Joy Bhaag Jati he)

Vicky : okay

JOY KA ROOM

Joy : Oye Stockholmo chup chap idhar aa!

(Clothes ke upar hi suit pehn leti hai)

(SCENE CHANGE)

Vicky Ek Gali Me khada Tha Jaha Koi nahi tha

Tabhi Stockholmo Bhagte hue udhar aati hai

Stockholmo : oye Aalu Tiki

Vicky : VICKY HE MERA NA- (Stockholmo use peetna shuru kar deti hai aur guns use
karne ka mauka bhi nahi deti, end mein Vicky neeche gir jata hai)
Joy : Ah, ye suit powerful to hai magar double layer ke karan garmi lag rahi ab

Joy Suit se Bahar Nikalti he

*Yaha screen pe achanak ek bande ka face dikhayenge aur wo bolega "Wow"*

Vicky : (Gun taankar) Box dede Mujhe

Joy : Hargij Nahi (Dur Bhaag Jati He)
Vicky : ye Suit mein kuch to khaas hai… double layer nahi aani chahiye, samjh
gaya!
(Suit PehenLeta He)

Joy : tumne Jo Suit Pehna He Vo Fat Bhi sakta he

Samrat Sir ne Kaha tha Ki
(2 second ka silence)
shayd…
(Music starts again)
Ye Suit Galat Hatho me
Pad Sakta He, aur Abhi Yahi Hua
Isliye Mene Isko esa banaya He Jisse Ye
Fat Sake
Aur Mere hath Me usika remote He
Vicky : Ay chal kuch bhi bol rahi hai, remote se thode hi-

Joy Button Daba deta He

Suit Fat Jata he

Vicky Nanga Ho Jata He
Joy wohi cool pose karte hue peeche mudke door jate hue batate hain
Ghar ki windows pe bachhe aa jate hain aur hasne lagte hain
Vicky ke haath mein bomb aata hai aur wo khudko uda deta hai

*Wo ladka bhagte hue dikhate hain*

NIGHT

Joy Ka Ghar
Upar chatt Pe
 Joy : Is Box Ko Sambhalke Rakhna hoga us bhoot se
Stockholmo ,
Stockholmo Ka Suit
Ha Stockholmo se ab main mere raaste mein aane waale sabko mar dungi
Vicky akela nahi tha
Aur Bhi honge Yaha
Stockholmo Ab Ese Hi Achhe ya Gande Logo Ko Maja Chakhayegi, koi bhed-bhav
nahi hoga!
Mujhe ek Aur Naya Suit Banana Hoga
[Music continues]
*[Headquarters]
Joy : Sir mujhe thode aur saaman ki zarurat hai, same quantity mein.
Abhiman: Oh wait aapko kuch batana tha
Joy : Sir aap sawal nahi utha-
[Background music stops]
Abhiman: Aapko nikaal diya gaya hai.
Joy : Oh

[Background music starts again]

(Kuch Din Baad)

Joy Suit Me

Ghar Ki chatt Par

Stockholmo : oh Yeah, ek Bar Firse suit Me Acha Lag raha he

Chalo Udaan Bhari jaye

Stockholmo is baar sach mein udti hai aur usne Enchanted Golden Boots pehne
hue batate hain

THE END

Post Credit Scene

Year 2020

Ek time Machine Aati He Jisme se Washi Bahar aata He

Washi:ye 2020 hi Hena, Puchna Padega Kisise

aur Ye Vicky Kaha He

Washi Ghutno Pe aa Jata He Aur Chilane Lagta He

Herobrine Ki avaj

Washi: ye Kya Ho rAha Heee

Fir Normal
Washi: Ye Tha Kya