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Comebacks

The document contains a series of sarcastic and humorous insults aimed at an unspecified individual. Each line presents a unique and witty remark that highlights the speaker's disdain or lack of interest in the other person's opinions or presence. The overall tone is playful yet cutting, showcasing a variety of creative put-downs.

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Comebacks

The document contains a series of sarcastic and humorous insults aimed at an unspecified individual. Each line presents a unique and witty remark that highlights the speaker's disdain or lack of interest in the other person's opinions or presence. The overall tone is playful yet cutting, showcasing a variety of creative put-downs.

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1. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you’re an expert on my life.

2. “Wow, the garbage can is jealous of all that trash coming out of your mouth.

3. Are you always this rude, or did I just catch you on a really bad century?

4. “I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-nonsense dictionary at home.”

5. “I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.”

6.“Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too small to be out on its own.”

7. ″I’d insult you, but nature did a better job.”

8. “Did you hear that? It was the sound of my interest in your opinion leaving the
room.”

9. I’d tell you to go outside and play hide and seek, but you’re so irrelevant it’s
like you’re already hiding.”

10. “I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.”

11. “You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but
nobody wants you.”

12. “If you’re waiting for me to care about your opinion of me, I hope you brought
something to eat, because it’s going to be a really long time.”

13. “I’d say you’re acting like a tool, but that would imply you’re useful in some
way.”

14. I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any puppets or crayons.”

15. You should come with closed captions. That way, I could at least understand the
nonsense.”

16. “You’re like a plunger, always bringing up old shit.”

17. “The only thing more pathetic than your joke is expecting me to laugh at it.”

18. “You’re not exactly good at anything, but you’re the best at being irrelevant.”

19. You’re like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.”

20. “You’re the reason God created the middle finger.”

21. “If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.”

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