The Zoo Job Story

One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some
money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly
some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper
grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained
to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and
the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he
offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get
another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the
cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could
sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove
bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla
successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on
tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention
to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his
audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed
to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the
top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the
crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for
being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept
taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept
going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over
the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was
really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was
so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round
the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could
catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help
me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found
himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he
heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to
get us both fired?".

Goat Jumping into Deep Hole as EXAMPLE OF SPOOF TEXT

Two men were walking through the woods and come across a
very big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." One replied,"Sure does...
toss a few pebbles in there and we will see how deep this hole is."
Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise
"Geeez. That is really deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise." After that, they pick up a
couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and
wait. but no noise they heard.
Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They
look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie.
Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's
must make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But,
not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a
goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men,
then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it
leaps in the air and into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep
hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a
goat jump into the hole? Then, not long after that, out of the woods
comes a farmer. He seemed to seek something and asked to the two
men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole,
they answer straightly,"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A
goat came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my
goat. Because my goat was chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the
two men.

The Spying parrot

A guy was having marital problems. He and the wife were not
communicating at all and he had lonesome so he went to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.
In the store he came to parrots. As he wandered down the rows of
parrots he noticed one with no feet. Surprised he mutters "I wonder
how he hangs onto the perch?"
The parrot said "With my prick, you dummy."
The guy was startled and said "You certainly talk well for a parrot."
The parrot said "Of course, I'm very well educated. I can discuss
politics, sports, religion, most any subject you wish."
The guy said "Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for."
Then the guy bought the parrot and for three months things go great.
When he came home from work the parrot told him about the recent
and hottest news.
One day the guy come home from work and the parrot waved a wing
at him and said "Come in and shut the door."
The guy said "What's up?"
The parrot said "I don't know how to tell you this, but the mailman
came today. I saw that your wife answered the door in her transparent
gown and he kissed her right on the lips."
The guy said "He did? Did you see?"
The parrot said " Yes, Then he pulled her gown down... and ....."
"My God, what happened next?"The guy said curiously to know next.
Then the parrot replied "I don't know. I got a hard-on and fell off my
perch."

It’s Time to Go to School! Short Example of Spoof Text

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play
was very interesting.I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young
woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly.I got
very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the
man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In
the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a
word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the young man said
rudely. “This is a private conversation”

Nasreddin’s Coat; a spoof text

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went
to the party by wearing old clothes.

When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave
him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and change
his clothes
Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to
the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The
host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served
him the best food

Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the
food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked
Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came
here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and
put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give
me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of
me”. Getting Nasreddin's answer, they just shook the head.

“That Phone is Off” ; example of spoof

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was
very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of
money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.

Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in.
he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone
coming toward the door of his office.

“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the

The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and
waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then
the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was
sent here to connect your telephone”