1/17/25
VIOLENCE, SNAKE-WOLF
6/30/24
1d4 levels of greatness a ttrpg writer can achieve in america
1. giant centipede in the darkness:
Has published seven books. One on Lulu, two on their personal blog, and four "self-printed" via Mixam. Gets more hits on their blog weekly than has sold zines in five years and makes enough money off their zines to get drunk once a year. Will likely die alone of something easily treatable if they'd had money or motivation to go to a doctor. Will be forgotten in 20 years (while they are still alive) when they lose the ability to blog after getting second-degree burns on both hands while boiling potatoes at work, but will be rediscovered 60 years after their death. Their blog will be published as a hardcover in 2270 on Mars.
2. one dollar feeder fish:
Has been reviewed by Questing Beast and quit their adjunct teaching job because the cast of Critical Role was invited to speak at their college. Receives up to three e-mails a day from centipedes in the darkness wanting blurbs. Will not be forgotten easily even after they are dead and their books are out of print because of how easy it is to talk shit about them. Will then be forgotten very easily, completely, and forever a few days after I type this when there's someone easier to talk shit about.
3. $9.99 petco gerbil:
Has won an Ennie and other major awards but is thought of by most critics, writers, and journalists as primarily a romance author. Makes enough money to not have a blog or their email addresses on the internet. Considered as "I really, really want to stay away from this person and their books" by people who like Mork Borg.
4. pony on a pony farm of a child billionaire:
Considered "important" and "serious" by most online reviewers and writers but are held back from further greatness by an inability to make a dungeon that conveys the tone of "I am very smart and this is serious." Held back also because they sometimes publish smaller zines, some of which don't even contain adventures; because some of their e-mail adresses can be found on the internet; and because they would never consider writing from the perspective of someone in a terrible event that they did not experience.
3/15/24
Alaska Violence 1986 (writing process part 4... featuring Haha I'm Using Violence)
*update* 04/02/2024 Hexes 1 and 28 added.
Tony is working on logos and shit for our new website.
Tony drew the bird, the pizza, and the beer. Another artist painted it on the wall.
I've made a playlist for Alaska (on youtube, it's the only place most of these songs are available [damn shame] which sucks because Starred is one of the best bands I've discovered).
I recommend listening to rap when playing TTRPGs with your friends. I carefully curated the playlist to reflect Alaska Violence's hexes. These are the songs I will burn to a CD for Yorgos Lanthimos to listen to when he buys the movie rights. It will win more Oscars than Poor Things. Rob Pattinson and Matt Dillon will be in the movie. Someone in the film will be decapitated.
Here's a moose Sean Richer drew me.
I've blogged about his books (1, 2, 3, 4, 5). *update*
*update* 03/18/2024 New hexes added (7, 15, 17, 18, 21, 22, 23) *update*
Before I begin, Violence is a rules-lite TTRPG by Luke Gearing (available on his blog, itch, or purchase a physical copy from Spear Witch). All proceeds from this project go to Ukraine refugee aid. Fuck war.
Hex 1.
Moose joust over a mate.
A Beaver dam. Did you know the anal gland of the beaver is very expensive and used in making perfumes?
D20 people wearing black hats and jackets, a blue logo on their backs, it says PBJ Fishing. They’re not fishing on company time. One of them is moving awkwardly while the others laugh around him. A squirrel climbs a tree carrying two nuts.
He cuts holes in the ice with his chainsaw, then fishes and drinks on the lake for d4 days. His truck is parked on ice. There's a camper in the bed of the pickup truck. Only he knows the safe path to drive the truck on the frozen lake.
The forest is made of furs and pines laced with cobwebs and rivulets of frozen sap. The woods are saturated underfoot and overhead, dark and dripping and slippery, dead falls covered with a skin of slime. On the ground is an old felt hat with netting tied around the brim to keep mosquitos off. A warning of things to come. If players spend the night here, they will be attacked by a mosquito swarm if they’re not cautious.
Lucianne washed her hands and clothes here, back in '66, after she finished burying her husband next to a tree marked with a crossed L+M, not too far from the river. If his body is dug out, Mark will have more bones than rotten meat; he is still wearing a Speedo and a waterproof Seiko on his wrist. He kept his promise.
Six pounds of coffee, ten pounds of sugar, two dozen tins of milk, twenty-five pounds of flour, six pounds of butter, six dozen eggs, twenty-five pounds of potatoes, twelve loaves of bread, five T-bone steaks, four bars of yellow Lenox soap, a thousand pounds of fish heads for the foxes to eat, and a shortwave radio—all inside a sailboat. Driving the sailboat with intentions of stealing from the fox farm, there are: Chris Richie, Lionel R, and Tucson Broad. Only Tucson can pilot a boat and bosses the other two around. Lionel is the evilest, therefore he has a fake eye, a single golden tooth and a scar from his forehead to his chin. Chris wants to be like Lionel but lacks the funds, hence this crime, wears a pink polo. Tucson likes boats, cocaine, and pussy, in this order, looks like Al Pacino or De Niro and only wears white. They’re all trigger happy and cocained.
Hex 17. Underground magma creates hot springs, sitting on the ring of fire.
Hex 18. A wet fog that came down and never lifted again. You can find two men decapitated, naked, hands removed. They once wrote a few books together.
Hex 20. Disillusionment Bay - A Series of Small Islands The most run-down shack in White Eye belongs to Too-Much Jackson. Grass grows a foot high on the roof, hemp sacking is nailed over the windows, a pile of rusting muskrat traps (their glands sell for a lot for stuff like perfume), the door is a tattered blanket, inside: sacks of meal, a tin stove, a woman sitting on a broken chair in a corner, an old brass bedstead without a mattress, an old sheepskin coat hanging from a peg near the tin stove, the woman will say that she no longer wishes to be the wife of Too-Much Jackson, her name is Sipsu, with no one to grant her justice and no way to escape the desolation that is this lot, she will request the players to grant her a divorce, any white man will do, it means more than the missionary that wedded them, Too-Much Jackson will stalk the party and attempt to murder the man who grants her this request. In a smokehouse he has tied up a man who has gone mad from mosquitos. Will try to get a reward to “saving him” or turn him loose on the players. The Other Side of the Bay On the other side of the bay lives Olaf Olafson, a blue fox farmer. Blue fox farming isn’t so difficult on this island, otherwise, he wouldn’t do it. Most blue foxes are not aggressive towards humans, they’re hard to catch though. Olaf lives and runs his fox farm on this island with his four malamutes, fiercest dogs you’ve ever seen; is married to a Native woman named Passuk, traded one fox for her hand; a stinky cabin, the roof glints green with fungus, one large room built crudely of unpeeled logs and moss to fill the spaces between the logs, parchment windows, kerosene lamps hang from the rafters. The native tribe across the waters don’t like him; has a mostly charred and burned-down sailboat. There are about two hundred foxes screaming, running, shitting, fucking on top of an indigenous burial ground. Each one is worth about eight hundred dollars, but the natives are afraid of Olaf Olafson, he can’t sleep because the foxes bark all day, his eyes are always red. Passuk names each blue baby fox and cares for them with her longhaired cats. The cats are great mothers, but Passuk throws every child she has borne into the freezing water of the lake, out of respect towards the dead under the farm. The baby foxes would be eaten by the others, no doubt. A Gentleman at The Gamelands wants to buy the best blue foxes in Alaska.
Hex 21. A Camp in a Clearing… Or what is left of it.
Downed tents, brand-new shirts, pants, drawers, boots, and hunting caps stung about, sacks of dried apricots and beans slashed open and scattered among the clothes and ashes. A slab of bacon lying on a heap of trampled canvas tents, bottles of whiskey, and a new axe.
Hex 22. Two men hide in sleeping bags in the roots of a dead spruce, reeking of whiskey. One has a rifle, and the other is unconscious and wrapped in ripped clothing, a bloody mummy.
Hex 23. A grizzly bear in hyperphagia (an extreme hunger that cannot be satisfied) has caught 30 salmon today.
A seaplane named Electra sits in a spruce grove—its final resting place—intact except for the sheared-off landing gear and a missing wing. The cabin is packed tightly from rear to front and floor to ceiling with more than a thousand pounds of sealskins. The pilot is buried inside the half-ton of fur, smiling and still warm; dead by suffocation.
Homesteader claiming land. When he speaks nothing in his face moves. Carries a rifle (.300 H&H magnum) and has a stiff stride. Wears chain mail.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off VHS tape. A green finger.
2/25/24
Session 0 Violence
I find Violence exciting
Now, in 2024
player 1 - Stupid Face Tony
player 2 - Alphonse Moody
player 3 - Mark Orlfan
player 4 - Hank Ewin
6/3/23
This is Violence Now (session 2)
3 days ago word got back
to captain butler
and the soldiers in the town of tonio
regarding the ruination
of the nearby small town
kendee
and the murdered prisoners
and the murdered soldiers
who were tasked with delivering the amber fluid
to those cursed with the plague
i have been ordered to find the scoundrels
find the amber fluid
find the town named herillo
and find 3 men to go with me
we set out with our horses
11 days of provisions
and an annoying soldier
named dewey
who wouldn't stop playing the harmonica
they are planning to map this region
with a paper and a pencil
we traveled for 3 days
only saw huge lizards on the way
to kendee
where we were greeted by a shirtless man
outside of a mud/brick home
wearing an eyepatch
firing his pistol at us
warning us to stay away
"don't come any closer" he said
shooting wildly at our horses
eugene said something about us being soldiers from the empire of texas
"they burnt down the town" he said
he was saying some soldiers of the empire burnt down the town
"if you really are the empire of texas, god bless texas and those motherfuckers went south, get on walking" he said shooting at us again
he went on for a while about the emperor
saying he wanted to talk to the emperor of texas
hell, none of us had ever met the emperor
as we rode past the house
i turned my head to peak in the window
i could see 4 women inside
3 holding guns
1 holding a broom
1 of them pregnant
later that afternoon we found 4 men walking
said they had come from uero
and if we went there we could talk to a gentleman named river porter
if we needed supplies or something
sylvester asked them if they had seen anyone sick with the plague around here
one of the 4 men said "you see that sad sob right there"
pointing to his friend
"we killed their cousin who had the plague"
i got off my horse
took the 4 men's ammo
and left each of them with 1 bullet
44 extra bullets will give us a real upper-hand
taxes for the empire
we camped for the 4th night safely again
and by the next afternoon
we could see the border of the empire of texas in the distance
and a small fort building
with the flag of the empire waving over it
in the middle of the broken assphalt
with the ugly glass growing
through its cracks
from our distance it looked empty
but as we rode our horses closer
we could see people in the windows
boy we were happy then
as we rode closer they started shooting as us
reyes was shot down
we fired back and took out 2 of them through the windows
we took cover and i applied a tourniquet to reyes
things were quiet
we didn't know how many were inside
we snuck into a window
i shot one of the scoundrels with my rifle like 6 times
dewey went after one with his sabre and cut this poor bastard's hand off
but before sylvester could kill the last man
that last man
with a sabre in his hand
cut off dewey's head
next session we will load up the amber fluid and see what else we can find of use in the house before we leave the only land we've known, the empire of texas, and find the town of herillo
i took dewey's harmonica
paper and pencil
i'm going to map this land
for dewey
-eugene
you can find the rules to play violence on luke's blog
6/2/23
This is Violence Now (session 1)
today i played violence by luke gearing
tony jaguar ran the empire of texas
for just me
my character's name was raymundo
he was a texas soldier armed with a lance, a sabre, a revolver, and a lever-action rifle
he was accompanied by 3 other soldiers and 8 other men who were just released from prison
our mission was to find a town named herillo
and deliver 250 doses of amber fluid to stave off the plague
but we didn't have a map
or know where the town was
but we were well prepared
we had 3 wagons
each being pulled by 4 horses
and every man had their own horse to ride as well
and were at least
armed with a pistol
one of the texas soldiers named jon carter wanted to go south
to see his cousin edmundo in the town of kendee
he said his cousin had 3 wives
in the afternoon of the first day
we saw a wagon moving west in the distance
but we kept making our way south
that night we set up camp
and heard a rustling start to surround us
we fed the fire for more light
reymundo stood on the front of one of the wagons with his rifle
he saw like a dozen man sized lizards crawling around
one of the prisoners said 'we could eat that thing'
or something like that
reymundo shot at one of them bigass lizards but missed
the lizards got mad
one of them came after reymundo
tried to climb up the wagon and attack him
but reymundo blasted that fool 3 times
the lot of lizards snuck back into the night after that
it wasn't long until we were met with violence after hittin' the trails south again the next morning
out of nowhere, gun shots rang out
before we knew what was happening miguel and charles were already down
dead
then victor and anton went down
dead
they had surprised us
luckily for us though
they missed all of their second shots
we had them outnumbered
12 to 6
they weren't even on horseback
those filthy scoundrels
then all of our men that shot back at them missed
then they killt 4 more of us
i tried to count how many shots these men had fired
they were just using pistols
was it 5 or 6
i saw one of them hide behind a small oak tree
i unloaded 6 bullets into him
dead
we thought we had 'em
those newly freed men i was rolling with stood their ground with me
i was rolling bad
we all got shot down
tpk
6 took 12
the last 5 took everything we had
edit:
I should have added this link, the rules are free on Luke’s blog https://lukegearing.blot.im/violence