Burnout as a Service (BaaS) is an automated system for eliminating excessive productivity through industrial-grade scope creep, perpetual urgency, and carefully engineered cognitive overload.

Ever felt too motivated? Ever entered a flow state and thought, “this is unsustainable”?

BaaS guarantees that your flow state will be swiftly replaced with a persistent panic state, ensuring that not a single neuron remains unfried by sunset.

We don’t just move the goalposts. We set them on fire and ask you to debug the ashes in a language that hasn’t been invented yet.

BaaS is an experimental, satirical framework designed to simulate the lived experience of overcommitted developers, researchers, and system builders.

It provides:

• Automated scope creep
• Artificial urgency injection
• Motivation decay over time
• Existential debugging scenarios
• Feature requests that arrive just before rest becomes possible

• Everything is urgent
• Nothing is finished
• Rest is a regression
• The roadmap is infinite
• Maintenance is emotional vulnerability

• Stress-testing developer resilience
• Simulating real-world research overload
• Training AI agents to recognize burnout (by inducing it)
• Artistic commentary on modern productivity culture
• Personal reflection (dangerous)

BaaS is provided as-is, without warranty of:

• mental clarity
• motivation
• sleep
• or long-term psychological stability

Use at your own risk.

Early-stage burnout. Core features under active overextension.

MIT — because even burnout should be permissive.