Someone at work posted this image:

It led to a discussion of which language it was probably written in. I thought it was C# because of the UpperCamelCase method names. So I thought I'd write the code.

It can definitely be sensible C# apart from the Empty() methods. That would be better done in C# with a property, which then wouldn't have () after the property name, so: if (coffeeCup.Empty()) would actually be better C# if it was: if (coffeeCup.Empty).