const andrii = {
  location: "Berlin, Germany 🇩🇪",
  role: "Fullstack Engineer",
  experience: "5+ years",
  code: ["TypeScript", "JavaScript", "SQL"],
  ask_me_about: ["React", "Node.js", "system design", "why money should be stored in cents 💸"],
  currently_learning: "German (A1 → B1, помогите 😅)",
  fun_fact: "I've survived longer in Project Zomboid than most of my side projects"
};

💼 Software Engineer with extensive experience designing, building, and operating production systems end-to-end — from FinTech and Healthcare to EdTech and SaaS.

🏗️ Built products from 0 to 1 at early-stage startups, kept platforms stable for 5-10k concurrent users, and mentored 36+ developers along the way.

🚀 Constantly learning and improving in both frontend and backend — I genuinely can't stay in one place.

🤝 People describe me as responsible, proactive, and easy to work with. I'm a social creature — I enjoy pair programming, knowledge-sharing sessions, and a good technical debate (loser buys coffee ☕).

😊 Strong passion for knowledge and great enthusiasm for learning something new. 🌟

• 🧟 Surviving the apocalypse in Project Zomboid — 400+ hours and counting ("This is how you died...")
• 🌌 Micromanaging galactic empires in Stellaris (just one more turn... it's 4 AM)
• 👽 Missing 99% shots in XCOM 2 (that's not a bug, that's a feature)
• 💰 Robbing banks Conducting advanced fintech research in PAYDAY 2 — 2,800+ hours of, uh, "domain expertise"
• 🗺️ Exploring Berlin and dreaming about travel
• 🛠️ Building side projects nobody asked for (but they're cool, I promise)

• 🏆 Steam Level 42 — coincidence? I think not. It's literally the answer to life, the universe, and everything
• ⏳ 13 years on Steam — my Steam account has more seniority than most startups
• 📸 4,000+ screenshots taken — apparently I document games more thoroughly than some teams document their code
• 🎯 3,300+ achievements, 8 perfected games — yes, I'm the person who reads the entire ticket before closing it
• 🐛 I debug production issues with the same calm as facing a zombie horde with 2 HP and a frying pan
• ☕ My code-to-coffee ratio is a closely guarded trade secret

⚡ "It works on my machine" is not a deployment strategy — but Docker is. ⚡