Get ready to cry your way to a better Bluetooth experience

• A Linux distribution. Any old thang will do.
• sudo - if you're not using Ubuntu or something that comes with it preinstalled, y'all can probably get along with some other means of privilege escalation. It's open source, you do you, boo.

Real simple, friends. Y'all can move this around somewhere, or just execute it from the place you cloned it, right here.

When you power on your device and your host doesn't handshake, or if you get that hollow airplane audio, just cry, and cry some more until it connects, or you have to reboot. Sometimes, I have to have a good cry four or five times in a row before my headset connects, but it depends on the time of day.

PRs welcome to help improve the crying experience.