“I hack therefore I am… hungry.” 🍕💻

Hi, I’m [Alias the Bugslayer] — a fake junior pentester for laughs, chaos, and memes. Not a professional (yet), but I break test machines and collect screenshots like Pokémon.

• 🧑‍💻 Title: Fake Junior Pentester in Training
• ☕ Superpower: Converts coffee into nmap scans
• 🐧 Favorite OS: The one that boots without errors
• 😹 Motto: "Try Harder… then try memes"
• 🎮 Hobbies: CTFs, meme-hoarding, and speedrunning sudo fails

• nmap — because knocking politely never works
• ffuf — throwing random words at servers since forever
• Burp Suite — my glorified snack sniffer
• Metasploit — push button → receive shell
• python — scripting my way into confusion
• feroxbuster — aka Ctrl+C generator

• Active Directory: aka digital family drama
• Privilege Escalation: climbing the ladder, one exploit at a time
• Web fuzzing: basically yelling at websites until they talk back
• Report writing: the final boss of pentesting

• 404notfound-labs — collection of scripts that don’t work but look cool
• flag-chaser — my personal CTF writeups, 80% memes, 20% solutions
• pentest-memes — a repo where code meets comedy
• coffee-overflow — every script runs until I run out of caffeine

• 🥇 Won a CTF where the flag was literally flag{123}
• ☠️ Rooted my own laptop accidentally (twice)
• 🐱 Discovered my cat’s default password was meowmeow
• 🌐 Successfully hacked into my own Wi-Fi… after forgetting the password

When you finally find the flag after 6 hours of fuzzing:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Me waiting for nmap to finish:

   (•_•)
   ( •_•)>⌐■-■
   (⌐■_■)

Sysadmin after I say "I just ran a quick scan":

┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

Me explaining to friends what a buffer overflow is:

Friend: “So it’s like overfilling a glass of water?”
Me: “YES, but the glass is RAM and the water is machine code.”

Pentester starter pack IRL:

💻 Laptop
☕ Coffee
😴 Sleep deprivation
📂 12 wordlists named 'final'

After fuzzing for 8 hours and the flag was just /hidden/flag.php:

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

When Metasploit says 'exploit completed, but no session was created':

(´；д；`)

My brain after staring at Burp Suite traffic too long:

(>_<)

# Hi, I’m [Alias] 👋
A fake junior pentester wannabe who hacks only in CTFs and test labs. 

- ⚡ Skills: turning coffee into HTTP requests
- 🎯 Goal: find bugs and make memes
- 📚 Learning: fuzzing, AD, reporting (the boring part)

If you’re here for serious exploits, you’re lost. If you’re here for memes, welcome home. 🚀