Here, you can read about my life story 📖, marvel at the amazing languages I pretend to know 💻💡, and skim through shameless plugs 🔗 of my unsuccessful development blogs 📚💥. All of this while you are assaulted by an overwhelming number of emojis 😱💥🎨. This is the most interesting thing you’ll ever read in your life. Seriously. No need to thank me. 😎✨
I started my programming journey many years ago ⏳. I was a tiny boy 👶 with a dream 💭. From there, I “grew” into the average, totally uninspired coder 💻 you see before you. 🤖
- Insert tons of links to my generic blog posts about topics I have no idea about.
- Insert tons of links to my social media accounts because I'm tottaly worth following.
- Pretty graph, so you can get impressed.