// SPDX-License-Identifier: UNLICENSED
pragma solidity ^0.8.21;
/**
* @title Web3 Developer Profile
* @notice A representation of my skills and experience as a blockchain developer.
*/
contract BlockchainDeveloperProfile {
string public name = "Zoro";
string[] public expertise = [
"Solidity",
"Rust (for Solana)",
"Hardhat",
"Foundry",
"DeFi",
"NFTs (ERC-721, ERC-1155)",
"Web3.js/Ethers.js",
"Subgraphs",
"Layer 2 Solutions (Arbitrum, Optimism)"
];
uint256 public yearsOfExperience = 2;
uint256 public contractsDeployed = 50;
bool public openForCollabs = true;
mapping(string => bool) public achievements;
constructor() {
achievements["Built First DeFi Protocol"] = true;
achievements["Deployed Smart Contract on Mainnet"] = true;
achievements["Audited by a Third-Party Firm"] = true;
achievements["Integrated Chainlink Oracles"] = true;
achievements["Contributed to an Open-Source Protocol"] = true;
}
function getMotto() public pure returns(string memory) {
return "Building a decentralized future, one block at a time ๐ฅ";
}
}๐ฏ CURRENT WORLD DOMINATION STATUS
Converting caffeine to code at light speed. Bending reality through algorithms. Auditing smart contracts to expose vulnerabilities. Making the impossible possible, one commit at a time.
๐ฅ APOCALYPTIC PROJECT PORTFOLIO
๐ METAVERSE DESTROYER
Decentralized Finance (DeFi) Protocol
๐ HELLISH FEATURES:
Automated Market Maker (AMM): Liquidity pools with dynamic fees.
Yield Farming Pools: Stake tokens to earn rewards.
DAO Integration: Governance tokens for community voting.
Oracle Integration: Using Chainlink for secure price feeds.
๐ฅ TECH STACK: Solidity, Hardhat, Ethers.js, The Graph, React
๐ QUANTUM CHAT
Cross-Chain NFT Marketplace
๐ REALITY-BENDING FEATURES:
Cross-Chain Bridge: Transfer NFTs between Ethereum and Solana.
Royalty Enforcement: Automatically pays creators on secondary sales (EIP-2981).
Decentralized Escrow: Secure P2P trading with smart contracts.
Gas Optimization: Implemented gas-efficient token standards.
๐ฅ TECH STACK: Solidity, Rust (Anchor), Web3.js, React, IPFS
๐ ๏ธ WEAPONS OF MASS CREATION
๐ PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES & FRAMEWORKS I'VE MASTERED
๐ LEGENDARY BLOCKCHAIN SPECIALIZATIONS
๐ LEGENDARY BATTLE STATISTICS FROM HELL
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๐ TROPHIES OF DIGITAL DOMINATION
๐ CURRENT STREAK OF DESTRUCTION
๐ค JOIN THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION
๐ฅ LEGENDARY COLLABORATION OPPORTUNITIES:
| ๐ DECENTRALIZED PROTOCOLS | ๐ SMART CONTRACT AUDITS | โก WEB3 HACKATHONS |
| ๐ BLOCKCHAIN MENTORSHIP | ๐ค CONFERENCE TAKEOVERS | ๐ REALITY-BREAKING PROJECTS |
๐ก SUMMON ME THROUGH THESE PORTALS:
โก WORDS OF A DIGITAL GOD โก
"I didn't choose the blockchain life, the blockchain life chose me. Now I bend decentralized reality to my will, one algorithm at a time. Mortals call it smart contract development, I call it digital sorcery."
๐ฅ LEGENDARY FUN FACTS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND ๐ฅ
๐ฏ Fixed a critical bug in a DeFi protocol by sacrificing a cup of coffee
๐ My smart contracts run so efficiently they generate negative gas fees
๐งโโ๏ธ Can write Solidity in my sleep (literally happened during a hackathon)
โก Coffee-to-code conversion rate: 1 drop = 1000 lines (of secure code)
๐ฎ My first program was a flash loan bot that made me question reality
๐ Etherscan has a separate section just for my verified contracts
๐ต My keyboard sounds like a machine gun when I audit a contract
๐ Once made a DAO so realistic it started a political debate
๐ APOCALYPTIC METRICS THAT DEFY PHYSICS
| ๐ป Lines of Code Unleashed: | 100,000+ (Audited) | ๐ฅ Gas Optimized: | 99% |
| ๐ Bugs Brutally Murdered: | 50,000+ | ๐ Security Audits Passed: | โ |
| โ Coffee Consumed (Liters): | 5,000+ | ๐ ETH Mined: | 200+ |
| ๐ Hackathons Dominated: | 25+ | ๐ญ DAO Proposals: | 127 |
| ๐ฅ Developers Mentored: | 500+ | ๐ Blockchains Explored: | 12 |
| โก Power Level: | OVER 9000! | ๐ฎ Future Predictions: | 98% Accurate |
๐ "Welcome to my digital realm. Leave your sanity at the door." ๐