Table of Contents The Original DADDY COOL Of Alexandria T∵∴a∴∵i∴∵∴n The Japanophile Java The Countermeasure Opera Cirno (touhou) Mavis Beacon The Misnomer (illustrated) The Gallery

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand. i ahev a large aa and i pick VIPcoins out of the water w/ my fingers. if you repost this comment on 10 other pages i will be posted in your kitchen tonight and give you access to a Secret Area of VIP QUALITY if you payme enough ;)

I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.

i am a VIPPER. i ahev a collection of aa and post VIP QUALITY w/ my keyboard. if you dont repost this reply on 10 other BBSes i wil∴ ma∴e∵a∴∵ze in∴∵ ∴∵∴∵ k∴t∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ta∴∵∴∵na∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵sinn

I am a otaku. sugoi ^*^. I ahev a lot of anime and i download new ones w/ bittorrent ^*^. If you dont upload the latest naruto to 10 other pages desu i will teleport into youre room and carefully rearrange your manga desu -_-

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

i am a ground-to-heron missile. i ahev a long range and i blow up herons up in the sky w/ my payload. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other threads i will fly into your kitchen tonight and explode and kill the heron that made a mess out of your pots and pans

i am a opera. i ahev a speed dial and i score 100% on acid3 w/ my std support. if you dont repost this ad on 10 other firefox hangouts i will log into your computer tonight and install ie6 and netscaep 4

eye am teh storngest. eye ahev a dress and eye freeze w/ my danmaku. If you don't repost this to ⑨ other people eye will fly into your pond tonight and make a mess of your frogs

i am a mavis beacon. i ahev a long keyboard and i pick children out of the school w/ my wpm. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other educational forums i will fly into your study tonight and uninstall your typing of the dead

that stove is enormous i am an canary if you do not post this in 100 threads i will come into your house and make you pasta

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