I build clones from scratch because "what if I'm better?"
I orchestrate cloud like a distributed symphony with instruments. And don't ask me what any of this means.
In my spare time, I build, scale, optimize, and pretend to sleep. I occasionally document this chaos on my blog, where I explain what I’m doing instead of just reinventing infrastructure for fun.
Welcome to the repo zone. Expect code, caffeine (I don't actually drink coffee), and the occasional encoded existential reflection. Ctrl+F for brilliance. Or bugs I haven’t rage-fixed yet.
(Lowkey hire me)