Q:  Who is Dave?
A:  You are, Dave.  It has been you, the whole time.
Ooooh...

Q:  What is DaveCon?
A:  Well, you're looking at it, right now, so you tell me

Q:  Where is DaveCon?
A:  IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Q:  How do I find DaveCon?
A:  DaveCon finds you

Q:  When is DaveCon?
A:  DaveCon is Now

Q:  Why is DaveCon?
A:  Whoa...

Q:  Is DaveCon canceled?
A:  Hell no