Switch Amcrest/Dahua IP cameras from day to night profiles based on local sunrise and sunset times

Converts YAML invoice data into reasonably well-formatted PDFs.

I have erased this MacBook four times today and it's not even lunchtime.

The semi-complete teardown of Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

Reconstructed source code of the game Duke Nukem II

I got tired of hand-editing 120+ DNS records.

A reconstruction of the source code of Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure.

Nothing good ever came from a ten-year-old tweet.

The Salt states that underpin... well... pretty much everything.

Fork of the Gallery2 project that I keep for my own selfish and misguided reasons

The web service and frontend for Sodasrv

The serial port reader and client scripts for Sodasrv

Something approximating Vanilla Doom's Hall-of-Mirrors shimmer in JavaScript

Scott's Dotfiles

Tool to convert a Google Sheets document into a print-and-play card game PDF

So you'd like to violate some terms of service?

A cache object that *actually* deletes the least-recently-used items.

A lossy text compression/decompression suite based on alphanumeric acronyms

A bridge to post new Windowbox posts to Twitter.

A damn unfinished MUD.

The CMS I wrote in 2011 to support the Trigger and Freewheel site.

Because dyn.com became jerks.

My personal website, hosted at scottsmitelli.com.

A fun HipChat bot, extensible via plugins.

A stapler for our internet age.

Your one-stop shop for determining whether or not a company is real.

Because moblogs aren't hip anymore.

A dynamic CMS for mostly-static content.

Takes tweets stored in a twitstash database and reposts them in hilariously corrupted English.

Keeps a copy of a user's tweets in a MySQL database.