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βββ(404ghostsγΏvoid)-[~]
ββ$ cat about.txt
Handle : 404ghosts
Role : Software Engineer / Full-Stack Dev
Status : [ββββββββββ] GHOST PROTOCOL ACTIVE
OS : Arch btw π§
Shell : zsh + oh-my-zsh
Editor : Neovim π (real ones know)
Theme : Tokyo Night / Gruvbox Dark
Coffee : ββββββββββββ β OVERFLOW
Sleep : ββββββββββββ 404 NOT FOUND
Social : [NULL] ghost has no life.exe
// Turning caffeine into deployable nightmares.
// Haunt your codebase. Fix your bugs.
// Leave no trace. π»class Ghost:
def __init__(self):
self.name = "404ghosts"
self.role = "Full-Stack Engineer"
self.currently = ["β‘ Rust", "π WebAssembly", "π€ LLMs"]
self.open_to = ["Collabs", "Open Source", "Dark Pacts"]
self.ask_me = ["JS/TS", "React", "Node", "APIs", "Linux"]
self.fun_fact = "My code works. I don't know why. Don't touch it."
self.status = "Haunting repos since [REDACTED]"
def greet(self):
return "// if you see this, I'm already in your system π»"
ghost = Ghost()
print(ghost.greet())
π This Week's Haunting Hours ββββββββββββββββββββββββββ Total: β
TypeScript ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 38.2 hrs ββββ dominant ghost lang
JavaScript ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 22.4 hrs ββββ legacy hauntings
Python ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 15.8 hrs ββββ scripting shadows
Rust ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 10.1 hrs ββββ learning dark arts
Bash ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 7.3 hrs ββββ shell sorcery
Lua ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 4.2 hrs ββββ nvim config crimes
Other ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 2.0 hrs ββββ classified π»
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Terminal Life π₯οΈ |
When the build passes β |
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Debugging at 3AM π |
Git push to prod π |
PID USER %CPU %MEM STAT COMMAND
404 404ghosts 99.9 8.3 R+ building_stuff_that_shouldnt_exist
808 404ghosts 42.1 4.1 S drinking_coffee_at_3am --no-limit
101 404ghosts 31.7 2.9 R haunting_your_codebase.exe
232 404ghosts 18.4 1.2 S reading_docs_sometimes
666 404ghosts 0.0 0.0 Z [sleep] <defunct>
000 404ghosts 0.0 0.0 Z [social_life] <defunct>
ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
β > ghost protocol: ACTIVE β
β > location: somewhere between null and undefined β
β > last seen: committing at 3:47 AM β
β > signal: if you can read this, I'm in your repo π» β
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// 01100111 01101000 01101111 01110011 01110100
// ghost was here. drop a β if you survived.