Showing posts with label Jermaine Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jermaine Jackson. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2022

Celebrity Jukebox #47: Jamie Lee Curtis


On Halloween, I wanted to feature the classic Scream Queen / Final Girl, Jamie Lee Curtis. However, for reasons that will become apparent below, I decided to go with Bela Lugosi on Monday instead. I still love you, Jamie Lee... but you just deserve a far better musical legacy than I was able to dig up.

Jamie Lee Curtis has now survived umpteen encounters with Michael Myers and his crap William Shatner mask... and managed a respectable career outside of horror movies too. Then again, horror must have been in the genes - her mum died in Norman Bates's shower, after all. And, slightly less impressively, her dad appeared in The Manitou, a movie best summed up as "A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit". Bet you want to watch that now, don't you? I'd stick with Halloween or Psycho, personally. Or if you're not in a mood for horror, you could watch Jamie Lee's performance alongside John Travolta in Perfect, "one of The 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made". Here's a link to a song from that movie... gentlemen of a certain age are advised not to watch the video though. You might find yourself having an unfortunate moment.


There is a contemporary metal band who have taken Jamie Lee Curtis's name for themselves, but having exposed my ears to 5 seconds of their satanic shrieking, I decided to spare you. Slightly easier on the ear are this lot...


They also have songs named after Robin Williams and Patrick Swayze... but I still think it's unlikely we'll hear from them again.

Perhaps you'd prefer some Pale Roses?


Sea Rabbit...!?!


Not doing very well today, am I? Still, it is Halloween... and those were appropriately scary.

What about lyrical references? Well, besides a hundred rappers who all think they're Michael Myers, I did find this...


To be honest, I only included that because I like A Catcher In The Rye. The lyrics are bobbins, but they do mention Ms. Curtis.

Thank goodness for The Huntingtons, who are obviously big fans of The Ramones, and also of the movie Halloween...

Twenty years ago he took away his sister's life
There's still one left that's still alive
And he's on the loose tonight

Run run Jamie Lee
Run as fast as you can
Run run Jamie Lee
Away from the boogie man

Go go Donnie P
Go catch him if you can
Go go Donnie P
And catch that boogieman


Extra points for getting in a verse about Donald Pleasance. I only found one other song that mentions him, though it's arguably better than most of the nonsense above...  



Sunday, 19 July 2020

Saturday Snapshots #145 - The Answers


Here's a Bombshell - the answers to yesterday's Snapshots. Hopefully it wasn't too much a Longshot for you...



10. Protect with pads. Tra la la.


Footballers protect their shins with pads.

The Shins - Simple Song

9.  Stop mucking about - this is relevant!


Relevant = germane.

Jermaine Jackson - Let's Get Serious

8. Fast forest apple elephant.


Fast = fleet. Forest = wood. Elephant = tusk.

Too easy.

Fleetwood Mac - Tusk

Doesn't really sound like anything else Fleetwood Mac ever did... or anyone else, for that matter. I love that there was a time when tracks like this were hits. And why the hell is it called Tusk?

No, don't tell me, it'll only spoil it.

7. Norse computer brand offers contradictory directions.


The computer I use to compile this feature every week is a Dell. Vikings were Norse men.

The Del Vikings - Come Go With Me

Come? Go? Make up your mind.

6. Tongue twisting rain chatter.


Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Talk About The Weather

5. Out of focus, but can be plugged in anywhere.


A universal adapter can be plugged in anywhere.

Blur - The Universal

Second greatest Blur song ever.

4. Drumming medic alienates frog.


I honestly forgot who this was between compiling the competition and coming to do the answer's post. It took me ages to pick apart than anagram. I don't know how you guys do it so quickly each week.

Gloria Estefan - Dr. Beat

Considering the serious artist Gloria became, it's worth watching this video to see how wacky she was in her earlier days.

3. Phone company gets philosophical.


Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It

2. Where Warren considered afterlife activities, Bob just wanted the exit... by air, presumably.


Warren Zevon was looking for Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.

Bob Seger just wanted to Get Out Of Denver.

We all know the tragic irony of Leaving On A Jet Plane.

John Denver - Leaving On A Jet Plane

I never get tired of hearing that.

1. Forced romance by highest ranking attractions.


"I'm gonna make you love me!"

"Restraining order, please."

Highest ranking is supreme, attractions are temptations.

This is audio perfection... although it's interesting that Eddie Kendricks has a higher voice than Diana Ross.



The Monster returns next Saturday. Until then, keep driving Fury Road...


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