Wednesday, 8 January 2025
What A Difference Five Days Makes...
Thursday, 5 December 2024
The Best Of 2024 (Part 3)
Someone else doing the resurrection shuffle this year is one J.R. Cash. Often erroneously referred to as John R. Cash, though his actual name is just J.R. Apparently his mum wanted to call him John and his dad wanted to call him Ray... so they settled on the initials. Johnny is just a stage name.
But anyway, he's back, making light of this dull, dull day. And fortunately it's not some nightmarish AI version (although, give it a couple of years... I bet Colonel Tom Parker's Estate is seriously investigating the Elvis-shaped possibilities), just some songs J.R. left lying around in the early 90s when Rick Rubin came along and gave him a better offer. They've been dusted off and given a respectful reworking by his son, and it makes for a nice enough collection. Though clearly not in the same ballpark as the American Recordings stuff, it's good to hear his voice again... for a few moments, I'm able to kid myself that not everyone I know goes away in the end...
Now's as good a time as any to mention the new Nick Cave album, Wild God, which I fully expected to be part of my year end countdown... but it isn't. Yet. I guess it's a life of surprises - it's no help growing older or wiser. After my initial excitement died down, I couldn't get into it... so I put it back on the shelf to revisit later. I feel this is my failure, and I can only apologise for that. After all that we've been through, Nick, I will make it up to you - I promise to!
We close today with the Avett Brothers, another band I can't keep up with, since the last time I paid them any attention was back in 2009, and they've released another four albums since then... five if you count this year's eponymous offering, which I do, because it's very good indeed. Too good to be forgotten! Now what more can I say...?
Monday, 4 November 2024
Snapshots Spillover - More Cryptozoological Songs
Damn it - I missed that conference. If I'd known about it before, I'd have been there like a shot.
Cryptozoology is the study of animals that are legendary, extinct, or unknown, and whose existence is disputed or unsubstantiated. Not that anyone in their right mind would dispute Bigfoot or Nessie... but there are some crazy folk out there.
Here's a few more appropriate tunes...
That's Huey Morgan's favourite Queen song. He used to do a Radio 2 show in the middle of the night between Friday and Saturday that I always used to listen to (one of the last Radio 2 shows I bothered with) and he'd play that every other week.
Lalo Schiffrin - Enter The Dragon
Squirrel Nut Zippers - The Kraken
The Kraken was a famous many tentacled sea monster, who probably hung out with this (surprisingly popular) underwater cryptid...
Manic Street Preachers - Leviathan
Back onto dry land now for the scary prospect of a half-dragon, half-chicken hybrid...
Shearwater - Open Your Houses (Basilisk)
Even scarier - part-Lion, part-man, part-eagle, part-scorpion... it's the Manticore!
And next, we have a best straight out of the old testament, And next, we have a best straight out of the Old Testament, whose "bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like bars of iron”...
The Shadows of Night - The Behemoth
To be honest, I think I'd rather find a bunch of these guys at the bottom of my garden...
Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots
Magnetic Fields - I've Run Away To Join The Fairies
But I've saved the best till last today... well, it had to be, didn't it?
From the album Loch'd & Loaded, of course...
Wednesday, 23 October 2024
Mid-Life Crisis Songs #117: PJANG
Wednesday, 9 October 2024
Mid-Life Crisis Songs #115: The Nick Cave Hoover
Wednesday, 29 May 2024
Self Help For Cynics #35: People Ain't No Good
Lloyd Cole - People Ain't No Good
Last week, we talked about hating people, and I came to the conclusion that I didn't really hate people, but actually it's "all just an act to paper over insecurity, a tragic lack of self-confidence and a Grand Canyon of loneliness in perpetual conflict with an innate desire to be on my own".
Felt - All the People I Like Are Those That Are Dead
Just as I thought I'd talked myself out of misanthropy, C replied...
You're in good company Rol, I think nearly all the best people I know are people-haters, which doesn't really make a lot of sense and yet somehow it does!
Richard Cheese - People = Shit
And then I remembered the postcard at the top of this page, which Louise bought me some time ago; it's pinned on the wall next to my desk. You may find it interesting to note that Louise ordered two copies. There's also one pinned up on the wall next to her desk. Make of that what you will...
I can't understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
Depeche Mode - People Are People
The jury's still out on hating people then, but here's something I thing we can all agree on: people are very, very annoying.
But why is this so?
"They just are!" I heard you cry.
Napoleon - I Try To Despise The Ugly People (But The Beautiful Ones Keep Turning Me Down)
OK, let's start with an easier question. Why does our brain get annoyed?
To answer that, we need an MC...
Ring the bell, school's back in!
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This
Not that MC. Here's MC Flux, psychologist, neuroscientist and science communicator from the University of Colorado, as quoted in the Grauniad. He says annoyance is “moderately negative, and moderate arousal... it’s basically a flag, saying: ‘Something is wrong, and I should probably do something about it.’”
Now, I'm tiptoeing around this subject because I don't want to get onto anger until I've read sweary Dr. Faith's next book on my reading list, Unfuck Your Anger. And clearly anger is the next step on from annoyance. However, it should come as no surprise that our old friend the amygdala is the main culprit responsible for such emotions. Healthline says,
Anger starts with the amygdala stimulating the hypothalamus, much like in the fear response. In addition, parts of the prefrontal cortex may also play a role in anger.
Frustration, such as facing roadblocks while trying to achieve a goal, can also trigger the anger response.
Now we know what's going on in our brain... but we've still not answered the big question: why are people so annoying? Or should that be: why do I find people so annoying? Are they the same question... or two very different questions?
The Doors - People Are Strange
That Guardian article I mentioned earlier highlights four key answers to the first question: "uncouth habits, inconsiderate acts, intrusive behaviors and norm violations". I think a lot of these come down to what I'd label a lack of empathy, emotional awareness... or just plain arrogance. And once we get onto the subject of arrogance, I need another post. Or ten.
Dean Wareham - Heartless People
Meanwhile, therapist Julia Kristina has an uncomfortable answer to the second question...
Those unfavourable qualities, habits, or tendencies of someone else we react negatively to are really just our own shortcomings that we have turned our back on and refuse to own up to.
They always clap on the wrong beat
They're wearin' loafers on their feet
Greedy awful people!
The Stooges - Greedy Awful People
Ouch. I think I'm going to have to come back to that one as well. But just in case anyone here thinks of me as an annoying person, I consulted Indeed for some tips on how to eliminate my own annoying behaviour...
Be an active listener
This is actually really easy if you don't have much to say for yourself.
Focus on the positives
Easier said than done, as discussed some time ago.
Sam Cooke - Ac-cent-tchu-ate The Positive
Speak at a normal volume
Louise does sometimes get embarrassed when we're out in public (not often, to be honest) as she claims I speak louder than I need to. I don't think I do, but then I am partially deaf...
Avoid interrupting others
Science For People butts in a this point...
Many annoying people don’t even realize they’re being annoying in the first place. Annoying people might violate various social norms, be incompatible with others, try too hard to make others laugh, or even take a phone call while in a quiet library.
Did you know that you could even be the “irritating person” because you’re too positive?
Oh, yes. I knew this.
This type of positivity is known as toxic positivity—and it’s a real thing.
You don't need to tell me twice. There's a post in that as well.
Georgie Fame - Bird In A World Of People
Clearly, I've only scratched the surface of our central question: Why are people so annoying? There's a lot more to uncover in future weeks...
Friday, 19 April 2024
One Track Mind #5: Moon Shadow
Friday, 1 December 2023
Celebrity Jukebox #115: Shane MacGowan
When Shane MacGowan stayed at Bono's house, he did what only Shane MacGowan could do...
“Bono put in a glass roof and wall,” MacGowan explained in an interview with The Times. “I used to wave my willy at the train as it passed and hope that they thought it was Bono’s.”
Sad to say I must be on my way
So buy me beer and whiskey 'cause I'm going far away
I'd like to think of me returning when I can
To the greatest little boozer and to Sally MacLennane
Sunday, 9 July 2023
Snapshots #300: Songs About Elvis
30. University head has a lot of bills to pay.
The Dean is owing a lot of people.
Dean Owens - Elvis Was My Brother
29. Why aren't they twisting?
Known for Twisting By The Pool, it has to be...
28. Crockett, needs a Minder.
Sonny Crockett was in Miami Vice, George Cole needed a Minder.
Sonny Cole - I Dreamed I Was Elvis
27. Collects Bibles, Journals and Postcards.
The Holy Bible, Journal For Plague Lovers and Postcards From A Young Man are three albums by the...
Manic Street Preachers - Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier
26. When Rooney met Isaac.
Wayne Rooney meets Isaac Newton.
Find me another blog that has the Manic Street Preachers followed by Wayne Newton.
What do you mean you don't want to?
A song based on a note Elvis wrote then threw away in 1976, during his last stay at the Las Vegas Hilton. Newton, who was friends with Elvis in his later years, bought the note in 1991 for $13,200 at a Sotheby's auction.
25. Zuckerberg gets a softer finish while Leonard loses an E.
Marc with a C, Cohen without an E.
Marc Cohn - Walking In Memphis
24. World Champion, on the wall.
Danny was the Champion of the World.
Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall...
Danny Mirror - I Remember Elvis Presley
23. Vera E. Smacks Guys.
Anagram!
Kacey Musgraves - Velvet Elvis
22. Elton sounds like two cymbals on a pedal stand.
John + Hihat...
John Hiatt - Riding With The King
21. Wireless person.
20. It's a short month, directed by Scorsese.
"Jan" is a shortened month. Martin Scorsese directs.
They tried to market her as "the female Elvis".
19. Half vicious lion, half hissing eagle.
A griffin is half lion, half eagle.
Hissing Sid & Sid Vicious.
Or you could have had...
Sid Griffin - Elvis Presley Calls His Mother After The Ed Sullivan Show
18. Guides.
Scouting For Girls - Elvis Ain't Dead
17. Former miner.
He's been a miner for a Heart of Gold.
16. Almost Moonstruck, but won't propagate.
Nic Cage was in Moonstruck. Bad Seeds won't propagate.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Tupelo
15. Purple bloke gets mixed up and refuses to pay his debts.
Ian Gillan was in Deep Purple. Mix his name up a bit and you almost get Gillian. If you won't pay your debts, you are welching.
Gillian Welch - Elvis Presley Blues
14. Bumpy Celine.
Anagram!
Public Enemy - Fight The Power
13. Compete at King's College, inside.
Compete at King's College, inside.
Pete Atkin - Apparition in Las Vegas
12. What you might say if you wanted to invite Kay and Z round for a casual chat.
Pop in, Jays!
11. Self-confessed hobo, jogging from an early age.
"Tramps like us, baby we were born to run..."
Bruce Springsteen - Johnny Bye Bye
10. Let's talk LFC. Do they have the answers?
Let's talk LFC.
KLF - Elvis On The Radio, Steel Guitar In My Soul
9. Exonerating mix-up.
"Exonerating" was an anagram.
8. Nobody cares for this Smith.
Patti Smith is loveless.
Patty Loveless - I Try To Think About Elvis
7. Children of Florence.
The Nightingales - Elvis, The Last Ten Days
6. His Battenberg was sopping.
That's what happens when you leave your cake out in the rain.
5. Loved by her dad from the first time he ever saw her face.
Daughter of Ewan MacColl, who wrote The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.
Kirsty MacColl - There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis
4. West Side gang outcry.
The Jets were a gang in West Side Story.
The Screaming Jets - Elvis (I Remember...)
3. Do you like Alan?
Nah. My lessons would be much better without him in there.
Do you like Alan?
Nah. My lessons would be much better without him in there.
2. Tina Needs Baseball.
Anagram!
Belle & Sebastian - A Century Of Elvis
Classic.
1. One Simple Little Dicky Bird.
One little dicky bird was named Peter, one was named Paul. The Simple (Simon) one.
Paul Simon - Graceland