Showing posts with label Melissa Etheridge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melissa Etheridge. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 December 2022

Snapshots #272: A Top Ten Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) Songs


It's Christmas morning. What better way to celebrate than ten versions of one of the very best Christmas songs ever written... and they're all worth a listen. 


10. ...Brutus? 

Et tu, Brutus? 

U2 - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Because it's Christmas, I'm going to say something nice about U2. They did a cracking version of this track.

9. Hairy camera.

Anagram! And a very young...

Mariah Carey - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

8. Like Manchester, and a Brummie goalie.

Like Melissa Manchester and Neil Etheridge, the Birmingham City goalkeeper... who I had to google, because clearly I had no idea who he was.

Melissa Etheridge - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

7. Brilliant lugholes.

The Lumineers - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

6. Someone's going to make you pay your fare.

"Someone's going to make you pay your fare" is a repeated refrain at the end of the song Death Cab For Cutie by the Bonzos.

Death Cab For Cutie - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

5. Pubescent ringers.

Anagram!

Bruce Springsteen - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

4. Top guns.

The Mavericks - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

3. Enjoy a more disorganised muddle.

"Enjoy a more" is a disorganised muddle of...

Joey Ramone - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 

2. Keep it up, lads.

Arab Strap - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

1. Roseanne's daughter failed to score at tennis.

In the sitcom Roseanne, she had two daughters: Becky and Darlene. No score at tennis is Love.


Happy Christmas to everyone who's ever visited this page, whether you're here every day or you just strayed here by accident and couldn't get away. Every visit, every comment, keeps me going. In more ways that you'd think. Take care of yourselves. Have a good one (whatever that might mean to you).

Tuesday, 22 August 2017

My Top Ten Humphrey Bogart Songs


Another new feature. I pick a famous actor or actress, then find ten songs which link to them one way or another... and try to explain the link in as few words as possible.

We're starting with Humphrey Bogart because he is a legend. Not the greatest actor ever, but certainly one of the greatest movie stars. This guy had charisma, attitude, presence by the bucketload. He was a tough guy, sure, but he knew how to take a beating too. And while the kids of today probably wouldn't even know his name, the songwriters of yesterday couldn't stop writing about him. I could probably have made this a Top 20, just from songs that mention him by name (I won't be as direct with every star I choose), and I didn't even have to go to Nik Kershaw.


10. Peter Hammill - No More (The Submariner)

Get ready to have you brain fed through a Van der Graaf Generator. Prog off!
Oh! To be King John or Douglas Bader,
Humphrey Bogart or Victor Mature!
Which one is false and easy?
Which one harder?
9. Hall & Oates - Heavy Rain

Anyone who doesn't dig Hall & Oates, well... when you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.
We've seen a million faces
All staring at you and me
But just like Humphrey Bogart said
Before he passed out on his bed
Here's looking at you kid
And the rocky road ahead
8. Melissa Etheridge - Watching You

Probably one I should haved saved for volume 2 of My Top Ten Stalker Songs...
Sure I'm alright
No I'm not very cold
Every now and then I can feel the subway heat
So go on inside
I'll leave you alone
Anyway Bogart's on in the window down the street
And I gotta do something
7. Roxy Music - 2HB

2HB? To Humphrey Bogart. Thanks, Bryan.
Here's looking at you kid
Hard to forget
Here's looking at you kid
At least not yet
Your memory stays
It lingers ever
Will fade away never
6. The Good Rats - Tough Guys

Lots of famous tough guys from the golden age of Hollywood pop up in this Good Rats song, but Bogie takes centre stage...
Bogie, I've always dug your crowd
The fat man and Peter
And Claude and the rest

Play it again, Sam
These falcons have gone
To their nest
Oh, yes
5. The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly

I pulled this one out for My Top Ten John Hurt Songs, but it's too good to ignore here...
He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies
Where Bogart gets the dame
But a lorry load of Lorre
Is still the score of pain
"A lorry load of Lorre"... that's some top alliterative punning right there.

4. Suzanne Vega - Freeze Tag

Two kids mucking around in a playground as winter draws in...
You stand
With your hand
In your pocket
And lean against the wall
You will be Bogart
And I will be
Bacall
3. The Donnas - Pass It Around
But there's always someone who's gotta spoil it for the rest of the gang
You're such a little Bogart and I'm sorry but you just can't hang
Why don't you pass it around
Don't bring the party down
If you don't pass it around
We'll run you right outta this town
I had to Urban Dictionary this one...

"To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it."

See also Little Feat - Don't Bogart That Joint.

2. Al Stewart - Year of the Cat
On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came
In the year of the cat
Definitely Al's finest moment. (I wonder if I could have managed a Peter Lorre Top Ten?)


1. Bertie Higgins - Key Largo / Casablanca

Two for the price of one. Another couple I owe to Wogan, I suspect. No idea how else I'd remember these songs. The interweb informs me that "Bertie Higgins is one of China's most requested American entertainers". Good for him.
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Starring in our old late, late show
Sailing away to Key Largo...




If you think I've missed any obvious ones out... they might crop up in volume two of this series... so you might be able to guess who's coming next.

Feel free to leave a comment, but remember: people lose teeth talking like that. If you want to hang around, you'll be polite.

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