“I didn’t enter politics to be liked,” Julian said. Julian/Nyles

Rodney had always figured himself for a man born in the wrong era.

After their respective adventures, John and Rodney meet up again. Based on the SciFi Channel promos for SGA Season 3.

Julian has a toy collection.

In horror and disaster movies, there was always some uptight, pretentious guy who nobody liked, who died in a humiliating manner while everyone in the audience cheered.

“There’s been some sort of mistake,” Julian said, in the careful-slow tone he reserved for children. “I’m not the person you’re looking for. I’m not supposed to be here.” Birthday fic for me, and it’s GLORIOUS.

“When John came into the room, closing the door softly behind him, Rodney didn’t look up. He was sitting on John’s bed.” Human Vacillation-verse

“It’s science’s answer to reincarnation,” he said. “Well, alien technology’s, anyway.”

Professor John Sheppard had a gift: by the end of the first class, he could always tell exactly who that semester’s troublemaker was going to be.

“Getting your dick sucked by a man didn’t make you gay. Julian knew this.” Written for me. I LEAK WITH GLEE.

They both read until the books betrayed them.

“Atlantis didn’t love him any more than Troy loved its wooden horse.” I may be biased as a beta, but HOLY JEEBUS.

Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.

Yeah, the joke’s on somebody, all right.

Two people, three worlds, and life as a series of not-so-pointless tasks.

“All right,” Rodney admitted, “the pants were a mistake.”

Oh, like you wouldn’t.

“There’s no one who John meets who doesn’t love him a little bit.” Hurrah for Incubus!John.

Blowjobs and politesse, a guide; or, a brief history of Rodney McKay.

Five ways Laura Cadman eventually slept with Rodney McKay. I have such a sneaking fondness for this pairing. Well, for any pairing in which Rodney gets laid, really, but especially this one.