After Ed’s grief takes a mysterious turn, the crew of the Revenge finds itself trapped on a cursed isle. In order to rescue his captain, Izzy—the only one who hasn’t fallen victim to the place’s spell—is forced to team up with the very last person he would choose: Stede Bonnet.

Izzy, tormented by Ed and Stede’s renewed happiness, gets hit with a de-aging curse. Can he learn to stop worrying and love gay sex?

(Spoiler: yes.)

In his quest to get himself free, Ed begins a list of ways to do away with Stede:

1. Stabbing

2. Harder stabbing

It gets much worse, and then much better, from there.

Stede had once nurtured fantasies, not then fully understood, of dressing Ed again in his clothes.

They’d run into each other at a club that was definitely 21-and-over, so Daniel’s not exactly surprised that Johnny has a fake ID and makes use of it. But he didn’t come here to drink.

He can feel his leg vibrating a bit with anxiety, but he doesn’t even try to hide it, just says, “Do you wanna have sex?”

Post-KK3 Lawrusso reunion fic, in which Johnny’s been working on his issues in unexpected ways—and may even hold the key to helping Daniel with his.

“Hi, welcome back to Ghostkickers! I’m Miguel and this is Johnny, and we’re about to embark on another badass investigation into one of L.A.’s most haunted places.”

“Let us take care of you, yeah?”

Daniel’s deep inside him, taking him roughly from behind, when he leans over and murmurs politely in Johnny’s ear: “Can I come on your tits?”

One night in 1984, the Cobras run Daniel LaRusso off the road.

The next day, he doesn’t show up in school. So Johnny and Bobby go to look for him—and find a lot more than either of them bargained for.

(Or: How Bobby Brown was made to suffer through his best friend’s epic time travel romance nonsense.)

Johnny embarks on a mission to give Daniel the world’s most epic blowjob.

They’re in bed, seeing how high Johnny’s legs can go, when Daniel asks if he can put his tongue in Johnny’s ass.

Daniel is playing with Johnny’s hair when he says, dreamily, “You know, I used to fantasize about you going bald.”

Listen, it wasn’t Johnny’s fault that he never realized how much he’d love getting fucked.

They’re in the desert, which everyone knows is an uncanny, liminal space where weird shit happens. Things like Ryan, who’s suddenly shirtless for some reason, cornering Shane outside the bar.

Welcome to Here’s What You Do!

An advice podcast from an airbender—

A firebender—

And an earthbender…

Who managed to start a company together.

And even that decision took a few years.

“I don’t have a fetish for nipples.” —Ryan Bergara, a liar.

And if I only could

I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get Her to swap our places

A series of variations on a theme.

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” Ryan jokes.

Shane swallows heavily. “I think I did.”

“We should probably fight this,” Ryan says.

“Probably,” Shane agrees, but his voice is muffled because he’s nipping at the curve of Ryan’s ass.

From the kink meme: “Rumpel/Belle/Mr. Gold threesome. I don’t know how it could happen but I want it.”

It happens. Belle is brave, and doesn't let the opportunity pass her by.