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Hardware Wars

  • 1978
  • Not Rated
  • 13m
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6.9/10
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Hardware Wars (1978)
ParodyQuirky ComedySpace Sci-FiActionComedySci-FiShort

This is a short parody of the movie Star Wars.This is a short parody of the movie Star Wars.This is a short parody of the movie Star Wars.

  • Director
    • Ernie Fosselius
  • Writers
    • Ernie Fosselius
    • George Lucas
  • Stars
    • Frank Robertson
    • Scott Mathews
    • Jeff Hale
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.9/10
    2.3K
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    • Director
      • Ernie Fosselius
    • Writers
      • Ernie Fosselius
      • George Lucas
    • Stars
      • Frank Robertson
      • Scott Mathews
      • Jeff Hale
    • 38User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win total

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    Frank Robertson
    • 4-Q-2
    Scott Mathews
    • Fluke Starbucker
    Jeff Hale
    • Augie 'Ben' Doggie
    Artie Deco
    • Self
    Cinthia Freeling
    • Princess Anne-Droid
    • (as Cindy Furgatch)
    Bob Knickerbocker
    • Ham Salad
    Ernie Fosselius
    Ernie Fosselius
    • Miscellaneous
    Paul Frees
    Paul Frees
    • Narrator
    • (voice)
    Sonny Buddy Jr.
      Walt Kraemer
        • Director
          • Ernie Fosselius
        • Writers
          • Ernie Fosselius
          • George Lucas
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        steller

        I laughed! I cried! I kissed 15 bucks(!)goodbye!

        After buying the excellent DVD yesterday, I have become a bona fide HARDWARE WARS fan! Done as a mock trailer for an unmade film, this obscenely low-budget and obscenely funny short is a film I wish I'd seen before, and I am embarassed that at one time, for about 2 hours, I couldn't stand it. If any of you has not seen HARDWARE WARS, I suggest you do immediatement!

        James Teller
        8rls0812

        Shoe String Movie Done Right

        This movie had a whopping budget of only $8,000, and it shows.

        The thing is, the director knew what he was doing, and made a very enjoyable movie.

        Acting is corny, the set design came from a yard sale, and there is no real plot outside of spoofing Star Wars ... BUT it is an enjoyable movie to watch, and has a lot of humor.

        It is hard not to chuckle at a guy wearing a welding hood, who's catch line is "Darth Nader, naughty person".

        It is also interesting the movie is self aware, such as it's catch phrase "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss $3 good by"

        Excellent example of a good movie, made with no budget!
        Dark Star

        Awesome!!

        Very good spoof! I highly recommend this to any Star Wars fan! This was one of the best low-budget films I have ever seen! I had to buy it when I saw it on sale!!

        May The Farce Be With You!!!!
        grambless

        Wowee Golly Gosh

        The DVD has been released in the UK now- but you'll have to hunt for it. Although it may seem pricey for a short film, but there's bags of extras....and it saves you from buying any other guff. Furthermore, It's possibly one of the funniest flicks ever. Just buy it.
        moonisgod

        20 minutes where you can shut your brain down

        20 minutes of purely wholesome, silly Star Wars spoof fun. Watching "Hardware Wars" really made me think about how there wasn't really that much to the whole first Star Wars film (it boils it down into less than half an hour and still has the same themes and story as the original). It's a good film just to watch if you want to amuse your friends, but I could see how "Hardware Wars" could lose some of it's spunk after a few viewings. A few friends of mine actually couldn't wait for it to be over, which is understandable if you get tired of lowbrow, silly humor easily. The newly added computer generated graphics seem to detract a little from the whole, but hell, if it drags it out a little longer, all the better. Imagine a MAD Magazine article brought to life, and that's the perfect summation of "Hardware Wars". And the box cover looks pretty neat too.

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        • Trivia
          This is regarded as the most profitable short of all time. It was made on a budget of $8,000, and has grossed over $1 million.
        • Goofs
          The amount of rope used to bind Princess Anne-Droid to her chair varies widely from shot to shot.
        • Quotes

          Fluke Starbucker: Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?

          Auggie Ben Doggie: No, just a little headache.

        • Crazy credits
          Design, Animation, Puppetry and Special Defects Ernie Fosselius
        • Alternate versions
          Also available in a special edition.
        • Connections
          Edited from Chakra (1972)
        • Soundtracks
          Ride of the Valkyries
          (from "Die Walküre")

          Music by Richard Wagner

          Performed by the Württemberg Philharmonic Orchestra; Jonel Perlea, conductor

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        • Release date
          • January 20, 1978 (United States)
        • Country of origin
          • United States
        • Official site
          • Official site
        • Language
          • English
        • Also known as
          • Strykjärnens krig
        • Production company
          • 20th Century Foss
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        • Budget
          • $8,000 (estimated)
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        • Runtime
          • 13m
        • Color
          • Color
        • Sound mix
          • Mono
        • Aspect ratio
          • 1.33 : 1

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