Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Mindy Burton: Oh, there's my juvenile delinquent brother.

Joe Burton: I'm telling you, Mindy, I didn't do anything.

Mindy Burton: Yeah, right. Wanna play ring toss? The gnomes' pointy heads will make perfect targets.

Joe Burton: How about your pointy head?

Mindy Burton: You are so immature.

[Mindy tosses a ring onto the Gnome and it lands right on]

Mindy Burton: Perfect.

Joe Burton: I'm telling you, Mindy, I didn't smash his stupid melons.

Mindy Burton: Then who did?

Joe Burton: I don't know, but if I did, I'd shake his hand.

[Joe tosses a ring and misses]

Mindy Burton: Nice one.

[Major MaCall sees them playing ring toss]

Major McCall: Is that what your father calls punishment? Playing games with those ugly pieces of junk?

Mindy Burton: Take it easy, Joe.

Major McCall: You just try coming in my yard again. I'll be waiting next time, son. Yes sir! You can bet that.

Mindy Burton: I know he's a jerk but you'd better listen to Dad and stay out of his way.