Dozy Donny Drowsing In D.C. ...

George F. Will / Washington Post:
A sickening moral slum of an administration
Jonah Goldberg / Los Angeles Times:   You can't hide from war crimes by calling them ‘fake news’
DNYUZ:   ‘Moral slum’: Conservative tears into Trump admin move that should ‘nauseate’ Americans

... While Controlling The Weather

David Gardner / The Daily Beast:
Trump, 79, Can't Keep Eyes Open in Marathon Cabinet Suck-Up
Associated Press:   Doodling, drowsiness and a conspicuous misspelling highlight Trump's last Cabinet meeting of 2025

DNYUZ:   Newsom Trolls ICE Barbie After She Thanks Trump for the Weather

Rachel Cohen / New Jersey Online:   Trump caught struggling to keep eyes open during Cabinet meeting

Malcolm Ferguson / New Republic:   Trump, 79, Repeatedly Falls Asleep in His Own Cabinet Meeting

He can't stay awake even when his mushroom member is in their ugly lying mouths.

Thanks For Nothing Again & Again: Eff "Food, Family & Friends"

Even if I had any appetite, eating makes me literally sick. I'm an orphaned only child, have no immediate family & doubt I'd enjoy any of my distant relatives. Not that I could afford to travel anywhere. Friends? Informant scum is more like it. Everything is lies & bullshit. Shove your pathetic petit bourgeois pretensions, worthless nobodies.

Moon Over McDonald's Monday

Can't escape the oppression of the arches.

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

Under renovation; no flags. And because McDonald's obviously hates America,
or they wouldn't be killing you sad-ass sheep every damn day
w/ their saturated-fat Big Murder® death-burgers! Sue me, murdering pigs!!

Saturday Satie

Already bored w/ this feature. And all other human activity, including my own.

D.V.R.

"Bent over

Doubled up

I did the vom

In a blindo's cup"

— Nation of Sheep, "Doing the Vom"

Image source.

That's Daily Vomit Report. What'd you expect, a list of the horseshit I've got on my DVR? Vomiting is much more interesting than telebision.

That being said, heaved this a.m. w/o the assistance of an iron pill or an excess of Hallowee'en candy, so I decided not to take the iron pill.

Frightful Friday Filler

Before it was "Frankenstein".Think I may need an "Everything Is Stupid & Boring, I Hate It All & I'm Just 'Phoning This Crap In!" tag.

There Is No Reason To Get Out Of Bed, Ever ...

... Other Than To Urinate

Be sure to have a worthy target.

Today In Drooling Idiocy

Would-Be Vampire Scared Of "Anti-Christ"

Washington Post:
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel's private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction  —  The Washington Post reviewed leaked audio from four off-the-record lectures the tech investor delivered in San Francisco over the last month that fused beliefs about religion and technology.
Jeffrey Dastin / Reuters:   Exclusive: Peter Thiel in talk on ‘Antichrist’ says he told Elon Musk not to give wealth to charity

Gil Duran / The Nerd Reich:   Peter Thiel says Antichrist ‘Wants a Nobel Peace Prize.’

Adrian Daub / The Guardian:   Peter Thiel's off-the-record antichrist lectures reveal more about him than Armageddon

John Loftus / The Daily Caller:   Peter Thiel Says AI Skeptics Are Tools Of The Antichrist
The Guardian:   Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel's off-the-record lectures about the antichrist

It's a fairy tale, you cretin. Might as well be going on about the menace of the Wicked Witch from Cinderella. How can anyone this crazy or stupid get his claws on billions of dollars?

Wait! Coincidence?

Beauty Queens

Shallowest people ever. Bottle-blondes & boob jobs all the way down.

The Beauty Queens of MAGA World

From cabinet secretaries to state legislators, many women in today’s GOP have one thing in common: They got their start in public life by winning pageants.

Paywalled in The Wall Street Journal, but what more need one know?

"Vintage" Ghosts

Sorry your business died. No, that's a lie. I'm not in the least sorry, & you losers should learn that everything you've been told about hard work & success is absolute bullshit meant to keep you drones enslaved to your petit bourgeois shop-owning dreams. Fuck everybody's stupid dreams.

P.S.: Can't just post a picture, have to insult the chumps & their pathetic hopes. How absolutely vile am I? Consumed w/ hate, rage & contempt, too. (Not that I don't love myself, but eff alla you & your damn bullshit to hell.)

Ghosts

I'm so dead inside I've no actual idea of how dead I am inside.

A positive aspect of being anemic, bored out of my mind by the stupidity of your species, & depressed out of my gourd by the incessant gibbering idiocy of humanoids is that I can fall asleep virtually any time I desire, & shut your world of shit & pain right the fuck out! 

"At Least Say Something, Even If It's Just A Lie"

Unlike certain gummints, Morocco's just clams up when confronted.

Rat Revelation

Sic semper rattus. Note flies feasting.

I used to be able to tolerate some of you before making the unfortunate realization that every last one of you heartless bastards is a two-faced hypocritical sack of rotting moldy garbage who should be burned &/or used as landfill. If I state that I'm working on that, will you call the police again, informer?

You think I'm not sick & tired of living in a world purposely made of shit & pain & filled w/ squealing rats like you? You think I'm not angry enough to hurt someone who has hurt me? Why would anyone think anything so foolish? Do you have some sort of mental problem, ratty, or are you just the stupidest person ever? Either way or both, better wise up before it's too late!!

Daily Affirmation

That's right, nothing. No friends, no reason to live except to exact revenge on those who've harmed me over my 70+ yrs. of suffering in this world of hateful assholes & pain. There's a lawsuit coming for you.

Summer's Almost Gone, & Xmas Will Really Suck This Yr.!

Stockings will be empty this yr. Read it & weep.

Stand & deliver!

"... If You Can Keep It."

Keep it? They gave it away.

Garrett M. Graff / Doomsday Scenario:
America Tips Into Fascism  —  Today is different than before. … The United States, just months before its 250th birthday as the world's leading democracy, has tipped over the edge into authoritarianism and fascism.  In the end, faster than I imagined possible, it did happen here.
Dan Froomkin / Press Watch:
We have become an authoritarian state, and our top newsrooms are in denial  —  The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won't touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state.  —  At some point, the evidence becomes overwhelming — and we have reached that point.

A call for righteous beating of the oppressors.

But Jah Jah never made no king to rule mankind
An' he never made no queen to rule the world
He never appointed no president
He made every man to rule their own destiny
He made every man to live as freeman
The Babylon take over on themself, say 'em are the ruler

Cold Sweat!

Shock Suspense Stories No. 12, Dec. 1953-Jan. '54.

Been dope-sick since 1700 Sun. (Monday's "Daily Affirmation" was pre-scheduled, as I am 'phoning it all in from here on. Fuck it.) Who'da thunk that re-starting Mounjaro® (And after the fourth shot, f'r cryin' out loud!) would be like heroin w/drawal? Granted, no shakes or chills, & not too much in the way of cold sweat, but all the nausea, vomiting & diarrhea anyone could handle. Nose constantly running too.

The most common side effects of Mounjaro include nausea, diarrhea, decreased appetite, vomiting, constipation, indigestion, and stomach (abdominal) pain. These are not all the possible side effects of Mounjaro. Talk to your healthcare provider about any side effect that bothers you or doesn’t go away.

Daily Affirmation

Existence Is Futile

Daily Affirmation

I Affirm Nothing!