Jacques Cartier "Discovers" Canada

Jeeziz, people, make a usable recording, not this horsecrap w/ zillons of extra unneeded pixels! And get the captions right, too! Still worth it, however.

The Legend Of The Golden Arches

Under renovation; no flags. And because McDonald's obviously hates America,
or they wouldn't be killing you sad-ass sheep every damn day
w/ their saturated-fat Big Murder® death-burgers! Sue me, murdering pigs!!

Fireboats & Everything!

These United Snakes, 2025

One Thousand Words' Worth

At least the user capped the spike.

‘Things are pretty crappy.’

Matt Egan /
CNN:‘Things are pretty crappy.’ 1 in 4 US households are living paycheck to paycheck
Scripps News:   Paycheck to paycheck: A quarter of US households struggling to cover essentials

Nicole Weatherholtz / NewsMax.com:   BofA: 1 in 4 US Households Living Paycheck to Paycheck

My heart pumps piss for you sucker-ass chumps. Enjoy the holidays!

Serves Them Right To Suffer

Schadenfreude Dep't.

Enough measles on the loose should result in mutations. "Super Measles Kills Millions Of Unvaccinated Morons" would be a fitting headline.

The Toilet Awaits

Trump is pushing us toward a financial crash. It could be 1929 all over again

You think? Paywalled, but our source, Attention To The Unseen, has much of it.

Nothing lasts forever, does it? Ha ha ha.The Schaden Freudes itself.Listen to Jimbo. Stop wasting time!!

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

Always amused when people are so bestially stupid that they install these fences backward. You're not keeping anyone out w/ it facing in you fuckheaded dipshits.

So much for the bank of whatever that dump was. There is not a person in this awful world of shit, pain & cretinism who doesn't deserve my absolute & utter contempt. Fucking retarded morons can't run a bank or install a fence successfully. Just kill yourselves already! I need that oxygen you're wasting.

Today In Mental Illness

If he's such a racist, why does this taco-bending wop-a-dago bog monkey (According to Fuentes, he is of Italian, Irish and Mexican descent.) buffoon appropriate African-American culture like that?None of those "races" are "white", & he no doubt hates himself for it.

Remember ...

... When A Slice Was A Dollar?

Precedent

Today I Learned:

After the worst game of his career in Game 1, Yoshinobu Yamamoto threw 138 pitches in a complete game for Orix, striking out 14 Tigers. He set a record for strikeouts in a Japan Series game, previously shared by Kimiyasu Kudo and Yu Darvish at 13.

They said it couldn't be done. Couple more Series victories from these immigrant players & I may forgive Pearl Harbor.

Under Pressure?

My heart pumps piss for him.

“President Trump is facing major tests of his power and influence this week, with elections that will offer a sense of voters’ moods, a battle over his tariffs at the Supreme Court and a government shutdown that keeps grinding on,” the New York Times reports.

Accept no substututes.[Political Wire: Trump’s Power Faces Pressure Test]

"Evil Empire" Wins Game Seven In Eleven

Rally hat worked!!

Old & In The Way

About (5:30) the President of the United States can be seen wandering aimlessly, then stopping & staring into space before being taken in hand by S. Korea's P.M., followed by his most recent "dancing" episode, which I'd missed. Is he boxing a kangaroo that only he can see?

Meanwhile, back in the States, his Nazi handlers are running everything. Into the ground. Whatever. I ran out of sympathy & empathy about 20 yrs. ago. Serves you right to suffer.

Evil Empire Pre-Game Show

The champion Dodgers are dominating October again. There’s more behind their success than money.

The players and coaches in Dodger Blue — and the more than 4 million fans who have packed Dodger Stadium all season long — had absolutely no interest in worrying about what their success means to other people while they celebrated another unforgettable night.

Manager Dave Roberts said it best when he took the microphone on the field stage after his team steamrolled the 97-win Brewers.

“I’ll tell you, before this season started, they said the Dodgers are ruining baseball,” Roberts shouted. “Let’s get four more wins and really ruin baseball!”

The Chavez Ravine crowd roared in appreciation of a team that repeatedly has made the most of its advantages — for the past two years in particular.

[AP]

(Self-Inflicted) Disease For Dummies

Well-deserved death to the deniers of medical science!

Measles spreading beyond the center of the Utah-Arizona outbreak

Cases are now popping up in more touristy areas of Utah, according to a health official.

Now that it's loose again, only a matter of time until it mutates into more dangerous strains. It's already effing w/ the immune system, & when I contracted it forty years. ago the croaker warned me not to enjoy myself too much for at least a yr., because having measles an an adult apparently gives one a one-in-one hundred chance of contracting multiple sclerosis. (So far I've dodged that bullet.)

From the Nasty Broadcasting Company.

Peace In Our Time?

The Art Of The Deal

Did the cease-fire or whatever the hell it was even make it 48 hrs.? If you didn't know it was a sad joke, raise your hand.

"TO EVERYONE, thank you for your attention to this matter." Pathetically desperate for attention.

How's the "Now he's a President" deal working out, chump-ass morons? The eschaton runs out, sooner than expected.

"I.C.E. Out Now!": Bystanders & Protesters Stand Up For Rights

An immigration enforcement sweep targeting vendors on New York City's famed Canal Street turned chaotic Tuesday afternoon, as bystanders and protesters confronted federal agents and tried to block their path. (AP Video: Jake Offenhartz).

I'm (somewhat) encouraged, at least until they start shooting. Anybody's guess what happens after Kent State II.

The City:

Military-Style Immigration Sweep Hits NYC as Masked Federal Agents Arrest Canal Street Vendors  —  Chaos erupted in Lower Manhattan Tuesday afternoon, as dozens of masked federal agents targeting street vendors on Canal Street were met with droves of New Yorkers who joined in a spontaneous protest of the arrests.
New York Times:   Federal Agents Stage Raid on Canal Street in New York City

Fox News:   Protests erupt as ICE agents raid NYC Chinatown street vendors allegedly selling counterfeit goods

Associated Press:   Angry New Yorkers confront immigration enforcement agents on famed Canal Street

Felipe De La Hoz / Hell Gate:   Masked Federal Agents Storm Canal Street in Raid Targeting Immigrant Vendors

New York Post:   ICE agents make busts on Canal Street in NYC's Chinatown in effort to crack down on illegal vendors

Jake Offenhartz / NewsMax.com:   Immigration Agents on NYC's Canal Street Confronted by Protesters

WTOP News:   Immigration agents conducting sweep on NYC's famed Canal Street confronted by protesters

New York Daily News:   ICE agents arrest street vendors along Canal St. in lower Manhattan

abc7NY:   Federal agents carry out joint ICE crackdown on illegal vending on Canal Street in Chinatown

Successful Coup In Madagascar

P.S. to AP: "Military" colonel? Is that so we won't think he's a civilian colonel?More "Presidents" running for their lives, please! And more attempts on their lives!

Free Speech: Enjoy While You Can

Alone in the sky.

Couple things you could read, by people who, unlike this reporter, can string together more than our standard two or so paragraphs of sick, vile, hateful invective.

"They're Mental Degenerates; I'm Entirely Normal," Plus

Sickness at the CDC, plus music

Trump delivers the sickest, vilest, most wildly dishonest speech in all U.S. history

Seems hyperbolic. Maybe just in U.S. Presidential history?

[Bad Crow Review & Notes on political and international affairs from P.M. Carpenter]