Jump up for joy

"The continuing saga of my embarrassing childhood.

I was trying desperately to make this outfit look cool. Sigh, I don't think anyone could." (via)

Jumpsuit unbuttoned

Is it to make it cooler?

It is still Hot Stuff.

Let's not even talk

about your orthopedic

shoes with white laces

Faux ivy growing

from your puke green shagginess

Mickey likes it all

Is that man behind

trying to do the hustle?

Pink pants are snazzy.

It's Hammertime!

"I think I was about 9 here. My grandmother graced me with this horrific outfit which is actually all one piece! Ack! it's a floral jumpsuit with tapered (MC-Hammer-esque) legs and an attached vest! It's a trifecta of fugly! My neighbors are only posing next to me because they are so hypnotized by it." (via)

Can't touch this

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that now you know you wanna dance

So move out of your seat

And get a grandma outfit and catch this beat...

Cold on a mission-a fashion attack

Let em know that I'm too much

With my jazz shoes that u can't touch...

U can't touch this

Look man u can't touch this

You'll probably get hyped boy

Cause you know your grandma's just not fly

Ring the bell school's back in break it down

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Stop

Hammer time

Every time you see me, that outfit's just so ripe

I'm dope on the floor but these pants suck on my bike

Now why would I ever start wearing this

with others makin' outfits that just aren't s---

Neighbors incognito, embarrassed to be seen

Poor little me, I had to wear, Grandma's outfit just so mean

It's Hammer go Hammer

mc hammer white girl hammer

and the rest can go and play