I dare you to make fun of my outfit

"I haven't forgiven my parents for the way they dressed me when I was ten..." (via)

Why so glum my little friend?

Did this outfit show a trend?

Of fashion choices from mom and dad,

I know, I know-They made you sad.

Stripes and plaid and stripy collar

Perhaps a look meant to mean scholar?

Stare tells us you ARE the man,

but that big big collar? Whew--hot damn!