Showing posts with label faux denim. Show all posts
Showing posts with label faux denim. Show all posts

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Jump up for joy

"The continuing saga of my embarrassing childhood.
I was trying desperately to make this outfit look cool. Sigh, I don't think anyone could." (via)

Jumpsuit unbuttoned
Is it to make it cooler?
It is still Hot Stuff.

Let's not even talk
about your orthopedic
shoes with white laces

Faux ivy growing
from your puke green shagginess
Mickey likes it all

Is that man behind
trying to do the hustle?
Pink pants are snazzy.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Faux denim because, you know, the real stuff is so hard to come by

"1976-Kindergarten
My mom made this jumper. We had matching outfits." (via)

Mama was a seamstress
At least she thought it so.
Why she used faux denim?
We can never know.

A pattern meant for jumpsuits
or matching set of pants and coat.
Perfect with your cowboy boots,
Your outfit gets my vote.