Upon first gazing at Orly Taitz, you knew the womanwas a bona fide Bedlamite. And then when you took
a second look at her, you began to notice the clues
which led to your original conclusion: the exorbitant
fake eyelashes, the bleached hair, the strangely unfocused
eyes, the odd tilt of the head, the mysterious necklace,
the sky-blue dress. And you didn't even need to know
that she is also the world's only female dentist/real
estate broker/lawyer/mother of three/second degree
black belt/polyglot/birther to emigrate from
Moldavia to the United States to realize she is
nuttier than a Corsicana fruitcake.