This morning, I had a cat on top of me in bed, not wanting me to get up.
On my way from the bedroom to the bathroom, a second cat attacked my ankles.
No sooner did I sit onto the human-bean litter box than a third cat was rubbing its chin on me and sticking its tail where it didn't belong...
How do people with more than three cats ever have a moment of privacy?
Multiple cat stories always remind me of Renata VonTrapp.
French & Saunders, that British dynamic duo, take on the Opera in one of their skits.
Jennifer Saunders plays Renata VonTrapp, and when the real Opera Diva comes in bragging about her world-wide tour, Renata says she has decided to devote more time to her family, "Staying at home with the little darlings."
Diva asks, "So, how many cats do you have now, Renata?"
Renata sheepishly replies, "Just the thirty-two."
That's become a joke among Lee & me since Daphne & Chloe joined our family.
"Just the thirty-two."
Even though we have only 3 cats, sometimes it seems like we have a house full.
"Just the thirty-two."
While I couldn't find a clip of Renata & the diva talking, here is the song they get to sing. For those of you unfamiliar with French & Saunders, Renata VonTrapp is the blonde in the middle (Dawn French's Lucia Poop is on the left).
Hope you enjoyed the video. Recognize the song?
So, for a bit of a game show, in which order did I encounter my "just the three" cats this morning?
Which one didn't want me to get out of bed?
Which was the ankle attack artist?
And which one didn't want me to pee alone?
The first commenter to guess correctly will win a BRAND NEW CAR*
*Okay, so no actual prize is being offered. Not The Mama is being a smart ass.
On my way from the bedroom to the bathroom, a second cat attacked my ankles.
No sooner did I sit onto the human-bean litter box than a third cat was rubbing its chin on me and sticking its tail where it didn't belong...
How do people with more than three cats ever have a moment of privacy?
Multiple cat stories always remind me of Renata VonTrapp.
French & Saunders, that British dynamic duo, take on the Opera in one of their skits.
Jennifer Saunders plays Renata VonTrapp, and when the real Opera Diva comes in bragging about her world-wide tour, Renata says she has decided to devote more time to her family, "Staying at home with the little darlings."
Diva asks, "So, how many cats do you have now, Renata?"
Renata sheepishly replies, "Just the thirty-two."
That's become a joke among Lee & me since Daphne & Chloe joined our family.
"Just the thirty-two."
Even though we have only 3 cats, sometimes it seems like we have a house full.
"Just the thirty-two."
While I couldn't find a clip of Renata & the diva talking, here is the song they get to sing. For those of you unfamiliar with French & Saunders, Renata VonTrapp is the blonde in the middle (Dawn French's Lucia Poop is on the left).
Hope you enjoyed the video. Recognize the song?
So, for a bit of a game show, in which order did I encounter my "just the three" cats this morning?
Which one didn't want me to get out of bed?
Which was the ankle attack artist?
And which one didn't want me to pee alone?
The first commenter to guess correctly will win a BRAND NEW CAR*
*Okay, so no actual prize is being offered. Not The Mama is being a smart ass.