What's My Wednesdays? # 13: Two Curvy Ladies

I don't know about you, but I seem to know a startlingly large number of people who are Jayne Mansfield fans - serious ones, too,  not just glancingly nostalgic ones.

Dance, Lady, Dance

Here, in what is perhaps the least erotic two and a half minutes ever put on film, we see what happens when you combine the dance stylings of Miss Jayne Mansfield, two truly horrendous Italian comedians, a hula costume on loan from Trader Vic's, and what looks like the lobby of a Yugoslavian three-star resort. From the 1964 spectacular Primitive Love, it's the kind of thing that would have been enormously improved by having Divine stand in for the putative star.

Why Don't You...

Reconsider shag? Jayne certainly did. Real stars don't worry about mildew.