The Lashes fan video

Absolute brilliance. A few choice quotes:

"Once upon a time there was this guy named Jesus, and he was sitting in a bar or tavern or whatever you wanna call it, sippin' on some old fashioned Kool Aid."

"The Lashes are to life what shoes are to women, or sex is for men, or milk is for cereal."

"My divine purpose, or part of my changing the world is to tell you if you're ever feeling sad or lonely, is sip on a little bit of Kool Aid, pop in your favorite Lashes CD and think 'Jesus jams to this.'"