WARNING: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS BOOK!!
This story is all about the Calvo Quads, Anthea, Bryn, Caelen & Darcy, who inherit Ms. Belle’s CWARNING: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS BOOK!!
This story is all about the Calvo Quads, Anthea, Bryn, Caelen & Darcy, who inherit Ms. Belle’s Charm School. Did you catch the Babies A, B, C, D theme? Now Ms. Belle lived to save kids & I love this quote that total explains her perfectly:
“Ms. Belle had collected kids, brushed them off, and made them feel special.”
I can’t imagine having or even raising Quads, but Ms. Calvo must have shipped her girls to Ms. Belle every summer just for sanity reasons, at least I would!
First thing they learn is their Southern prim & proper Ms. Belle was only able to keep her school’s doors by teaching her After Dark classes to her monthly The Ladies That Lunch meeting. Then Ms. Hattie, 82 yr old, teacher unlocks an antique chest with whips, chains, feathers, leather, plastic & silicone sex toy explosion & tell each Quad that they will need teach a class on Sex 101. I didn’t know which was funny the chest or a granny literally WHIPPING OUT this sex toy chest. Looks like Ms. Belle & Ms. Hattie enjoy the kinky side of life. Plus there are rules like, they must “experiment” each technique on their significant other. One small problem only Anthea is married & none have BF any longer. So which technique & Quad are up?...more
An Irish goddess live in nurse, a yummy arson investigator dad, a adorable & darling daughter & a meddling family of males to make their shared dwelliAn Irish goddess live in nurse, a yummy arson investigator dad, a adorable & darling daughter & a meddling family of males to make their shared dwelling to UNDIES SCORCHING COMBUSTION!
Erin Crosby grew up with just her mom & she always had herself on the college path. She became a nurse, starting working PICU, but all the sick & dying darlings where sucking out her soul, so she returned to get a Master's in Social Work & just needs an easy home health aide job to finish her thesis. When her friend, Kendall, gets her an interview as a care taker for cancer remission little girl, who needs some loving care, help with school work, so she drops her yarn (literally) & runs to the address!
Cameron O'Leary is 4th generation firefighter, had a glove snap, got a baby daughter, her mom ran for the hills & raised his Janie in a house filled with bedroom revolving O'Leary males, but moves to Boston to become an arson investigator, so Janie will never lose him to a fire. When she was diagnosed with a brain tumor, he & Janie fought the long hospital & treatment battle, but finally kicked cancer a$$! Janie is his whole world & the only female in his life, so it's okay that he can't remember the last time her got lucky!
Cam's nanny had to go help her mom, so he needs a live in home health aide for his Janie because she is getting out of the hospital & he is always has crazy 24 hour on call shifts. When a female with mile high legs, dressed in a sweater nightmare & says she is sorry she is late, so he automatically states he isn't the father. Not the best first impression, but Erin needs this perfect job to finish her thesis, so she will just ignore the smoking hot father! He is dazzled by her sunny smile, her knitting craziness & spunkiness, hires her, tells himself that she is FORBIDDEN FRUIT & Erin is so stoked, goes to Kendall to thank her & even gets to do the meet, greet & "let me knit you a hat" to Janie in her hospital room.
Cam gets Janie home, in this ridiculous pink furry hat, with his male clan making ruckus, puts her to bed, all 4 males stare at her sleeping (overprotective much) & soaks in the happiness of his healthy daughter. Erin is packing up her stuff, when Cam calls & asks if she can come tonight because he was called in, she flies over, moves in with some lickable muscles flexing & settles in. So we have a adorable heart stealing Janie, a dad with his hands no where near the FORBIDDEN FRUIT, a sexy leggy nurse, a drunk family member who jacks her bed, animal blobby pancakes, twisted sexy boxers, a gorgeous Goldilocks in his bed, sunshine, color, warmth & love filling his house, some knitting torture devices, an innocent night of watching Tudors (it's educational), a dipping vajayjay, a semi to hard to granite & a male speaking with both his feet in his mouth to torch their shared house into flames! Will Cam remove his feet before it's too late? Can Erin walk away from the 2 O'Learys that she loves? What will happen when the nanny returns? How will little Janie use her sparkly PIXIE DUST to make Erin her only mommy?
I fell in love with Ms. Kaye with her hilarious Domestic Goddess series & this book was like welcoming back a kooky friend! Ms. Kaye doesn't just write a tale, she creates a whole kooky, quirky & one of a kind world filled with naughtiness, adorable characters & always seems to have some kind of Fairy Godfolk or Fairy Godanimal in her tales. Erin was a GOOD GIRL with her head always in a book, but she had no male in her life from the start. Cam was a yummy firefighter, but I loved that he put his daughter first & took a safer job because a lot many dads wouldn't. This one has little Janie with a pack of overprotective males, who had every single big strong males wrapped around her little finger, but dating will be a living HADES for her! So PRETTY PLEASE Ms. Kaye write Janie story 1 day & get some payback from the whole revolving bedroom door O'Leary males! Now Ms. Kaye does weave great UNDIES SCORCHING scenes, but she was limited with little Janie underfoot & a night of Tudors to strip away their inhibitions & clothes & wrote a insane kiss for Cam that made me curl my toes, drunk butterflies roam my tummy, pray for more & SCREAM to my Kindle, "Cam, I am so NEXT!" This story was a quickie read, but Ms. Kaye stuffed it full with hilariousness, a special little girl who knitted herself a better family, some PANTIE MELTING moments, a couple that just clicked & wrapped it all in SPARKLY PIXIE DUST bow! Ms. Kaye gets my score of 4 fingers up & 8 toes for this romance that brightened my book COSMO with some much missed Robin KayeNESS & Ms. Kaye thanks for the teasing tidbit of Kendall's tale!
A Southern bred GOOD GIRL sets her inner HO free to burn up the sheets with BAD BOY Fire Chief & little Bluelick, Kentucky will never be the same!
FireA Southern bred GOOD GIRL sets her inner HO free to burn up the sheets with BAD BOY Fire Chief & little Bluelick, Kentucky will never be the same!
Fire Chief Josh Bradley was born & raised at his dad's firehouse! After his dad was killed in a fire, he did some rebelling, but his dad's old firehouse pulled him out of his destructive ways by submerging him into things fire department. Josh will always to thankful to his mentor for helping him, but the Cincinnati will not let him go above asst. Fire Chief until his mentor retires. Josh decides that a quick move to "everyone knows your business" Bluelick as Fire Chief is just the move he needs, but he is a city boy!
Melody Merritt is Bluelick's Miss Goodie-two-shoes with her sparkly reputations, southern manners & charm, but she just out of a 10 years engagement to her high sweetheart, who FINALLY coming out of his closet, but only to her & his male sweetie. Melody is bored, sick of the pity looks & Miss Good Girl is so HORNY, but she doesn't know if she is sexy because her only man turned GAY! What she needs is some BAD BOY who can clean out her dusty vajayjay & the new Fire Chief is that BAD BOY!
Melody sees Josh handling that melon, eyeballing her again, as she is feeling up the cucumbers, so pulls on her inner HO (HOs should wear a throng or nothing) throng, marches over & Josh is shocked that Ms. Bluelick had the balls to demand he put his naughty looks in to some action! That is how Melody & Josh are having a "Firehouse Tour" & he has her up against the wall, whispering the naughty things he is going to do to her starving body & WELCOME to small town charm, as Josh is cocked blocked by her "townie friends!" So "hormones on overdrive" Melody marches him across to her working place that has those handy exam tables, so Josh uses his dominant moves, some rubber restraints, brings her to a moaning orgasm with his tongue whipping (stole this line from the author) & just when he gloves up & enters paradise, her boss, Dr. Ellie, pops in! Small town charming is so NOT working for Josh!
Josh plans to take her on a date, Melody gets "how to bring a man to his knees" advise from her ex fiancé & his man, then brings Josh & herself to an AMAZING outdoor Happy Endings! That's right GOOD GIRL seduce the BAD BOY on her porch, vajayjay HALLELUJAH! Josh is slowing going down the small town rabbit hole & he hasn't even got off inside her yet! So we have a about to burst Josh, a yummy Ms. Bluelick, a wide kitchen island, a screaming orgasms with him FINALLY gloving up, proudly stamped with her nieces' approval, GLORIOUS, heart stopping & disturbing EXPLOSIONS for bewilder Josh, mysterious fires are breaking out across town, a pack of jealous Josh's rejected harem, missing undies galore, a small town watching every move, a fantastic job offer, a PISSED off mayor, a burst glove & Josh getting some intimate dinner advise from her ex fiancé to destroy her perfect picture of her ultimate happy ending! Can city boy Josh accept his girl's small town life? Will Melody be forced to compromise, yet again? How will Bluelick help or hurt their budding love? Who is the fire bug? When is the next Bluelick book?
This is my first romance by Ms. Beck & I was HYPERVENTILATING with tears rolling down my face & that was just Chapter 1. Ms. Beck combined my 2 favorite elements in a romance, hilariousness & NEKKIDNESS GALORE! Melody was a GOOD GIRL, but she had neglected girlie parts that were SCREAMING to be put to use & she proudly wore her inner HO! Josh was such a nasty BAD BOY, but in a PLEASUREABLE way & he did need to be brought down to his knees by none other than Miss Sunshine! This 2 were from such different worlds, but they JUST clicked sexually & Melody melted his tough heart with her gooey goodness! Ms. Beck had such awesome 1 liners & saying that me ROFL, like a boner Class AA fire hydrant, tongue whipped (which I proudly stole), manwrap, turbo tattles, fireproofing your hand basket & my personal fav, a bystander's orgasm! Now the another character of this tale was Bluelick, Kentucky with it's southernNESS, small town charm & I loved how everyone wormed their way into Melody & Josh's relationship & were a big old Fairy Godtown to them, too! Now the NEKKID pleasure filled scenes where creative, naughty, playful & of course, PULL THE FIRE ALARM & THRONG SCORCHING! I am hooked to Ms. Beck's brand of funny bone tickling, the kooky, nosey & unique Bluelick folks sprinkling their southern PIXIE DUST, the FIRE EXTINGUISHER REQUIRED nekkidness, the city boy who needed some dazzling country beat into his heart, the Miss Goodie-two-shoes going wet, wild & completely NAUGHTY & wrapping it all up in a southern sparkly bow! Ms. Beck deserves nothing less than my top score of 5 fingers up & 10 toes for this RELEASE THE SEXUAL KRAKEN romance!