Patty McKenna Van Hulle's Reviews > Light Her Fire

A Southern bred GOOD GIRL sets her inner HO free to burn up the sheets with BAD BOY Fire Chief & little Bluelick, Kentucky will never be the same!

Fire Chief Josh Bradley was born & raised at his dad's firehouse! After his dad was killed in a fire, he did some rebelling, but his dad's old firehouse pulled him out of his destructive ways by submerging him into things fire department. Josh will always to thankful to his mentor for helping him, but the Cincinnati will not let him go above asst. Fire Chief until his mentor retires. Josh decides that a quick move to "everyone knows your business" Bluelick as Fire Chief is just the move he needs, but he is a city boy!

Melody Merritt is Bluelick's Miss Goodie-two-shoes with her sparkly reputations, southern manners & charm, but she just out of a 10 years engagement to her high sweetheart, who FINALLY coming out of his closet, but only to her & his male sweetie. Melody is bored, sick of the pity looks & Miss Good Girl is so HORNY, but she doesn't know if she is sexy because her only man turned GAY! What she needs is some BAD BOY who can clean out her dusty vajayjay & the new Fire Chief is that BAD BOY!

Melody sees Josh handling that melon, eyeballing her again, as she is feeling up the cucumbers, so pulls on her inner HO (HOs should wear a throng or nothing) throng, marches over & Josh is shocked that Ms. Bluelick had the balls to demand he put his naughty looks in to some action! That is how Melody & Josh are having a "Firehouse Tour" & he has her up against the wall, whispering the naughty things he is going to do to her starving body & WELCOME to small town charm, as Josh is cocked blocked by her "townie friends!" So "hormones on overdrive" Melody marches him across to her working place that has those handy exam tables, so Josh uses his dominant moves, some rubber restraints, brings her to a moaning orgasm with his tongue whipping (stole this line from the author) & just when he gloves up & enters paradise, her boss, Dr. Ellie, pops in! Small town charming is so NOT working for Josh!

Josh plans to take her on a date, Melody gets "how to bring a man to his knees" advise from her ex fiancé & his man, then brings Josh & herself to an AMAZING outdoor Happy Endings! That's right GOOD GIRL seduce the BAD BOY on her porch, vajayjay HALLELUJAH! Josh is slowing going down the small town rabbit hole & he hasn't even got off inside her yet! So we have a about to burst Josh, a yummy Ms. Bluelick, a wide kitchen island, a screaming orgasms with him FINALLY gloving up, proudly stamped with her nieces' approval, GLORIOUS, heart stopping & disturbing EXPLOSIONS for bewilder Josh, mysterious fires are breaking out across town, a pack of jealous Josh's rejected harem, missing undies galore, a small town watching every move, a fantastic job offer, a PISSED off mayor, a burst glove & Josh getting some intimate dinner advise from her ex fiancé to destroy her perfect picture of her ultimate happy ending! Can city boy Josh accept his girl's small town life? Will Melody be forced to compromise, yet again? How will Bluelick help or hurt their budding love? Who is the fire bug? When is the next Bluelick book?

This is my first romance by Ms. Beck & I was HYPERVENTILATING with tears rolling down my face & that was just Chapter 1. Ms. Beck combined my 2 favorite elements in a romance, hilariousness & NEKKIDNESS GALORE! Melody was a GOOD GIRL, but she had neglected girlie parts that were SCREAMING to be put to use & she proudly wore her inner HO! Josh was such a nasty BAD BOY, but in a PLEASUREABLE way & he did need to be brought down to his knees by none other than Miss Sunshine! This 2 were from such different worlds, but they JUST clicked sexually & Melody melted his tough heart with her gooey goodness! Ms. Beck had such awesome 1 liners & saying that me ROFL, like a boner Class AA fire hydrant, tongue whipped (which I proudly stole), manwrap, turbo tattles, fireproofing your hand basket & my personal fav, a bystander's orgasm! Now the another character of this tale was Bluelick, Kentucky with it's southernNESS, small town charm & I loved how everyone wormed their way into Melody & Josh's relationship & were a big old Fairy Godtown to them, too! Now the NEKKID pleasure filled scenes where creative, naughty, playful & of course, PULL THE FIRE ALARM & THRONG SCORCHING! I am hooked to Ms. Beck's brand of funny bone tickling, the kooky, nosey & unique Bluelick folks sprinkling their southern PIXIE DUST, the FIRE EXTINGUISHER REQUIRED nekkidness, the city boy who needed some dazzling country beat into his heart, the Miss Goodie-two-shoes going wet, wild & completely NAUGHTY & wrapping it all up in a southern sparkly bow! Ms. Beck deserves nothing less than my top score of 5 fingers up & 10 toes for this RELEASE THE SEXUAL KRAKEN romance!

NetGalley ARC given for my honest review.