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Pleasure Unbound (Demonica, #1)
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That glossary at beginning was helpful, but it still left out a lot of words
A warning, I'm gaytarded, and this review will reflect said gayness.
He doesn't need to touch her black panties to know they soaked. He can smell it. From across the room. In her defense she has been wearing the same panties for at least two days. So it's understandable they'd smell, but still my fragile gay boy eyes didn't need to read that
Sex at 7% :( I prefer more build up before sex. And her "slippery juices" *shudder* shouldn't she be dehydrated with the quantity of fluids leaking out of her cooter?
"You're so wet... You smell raw, ready." like raw eggs or some uncooked steak? There is no way for me to pictures these smells as erotic. I hate smells though the gross me out. And honestly the raw vagina probably smells better than the sweaty anus
I had to use the kindle dictionary to look up "labia" and that makes me wish kindle had a "gay language" so it could have said "oh girl, you don't even want to know!" Because yeah, I didn't want to know
"Is the touchy-feely homo moment over?"
I object to this slanderous filth. If anything they were being total chicks. Gays would never be so disgraceful. ;)
I like that the author makes us feel sympathy for the poor demons being hunted by the ignorant and evil humans
69% (view spoiler)
I loved this book the plot was great, very engaging. reading it made me go:
a few times. some parts were just laugh out loud funny.
even though the sex made me go
and
I still really liked the book
I am too lazy to write anymore words but i'll post some more stuff i find funny. I figure over a 1,000 reviews on here everything's probably already been said anyway.
I now see the danger of blue balls
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A warning, I'm gaytarded, and this review will reflect said gayness.
He doesn't need to touch her black panties to know they soaked. He can smell it. From across the room. In her defense she has been wearing the same panties for at least two days. So it's understandable they'd smell, but still my fragile gay boy eyes didn't need to read that
Sex at 7% :( I prefer more build up before sex. And her "slippery juices" *shudder* shouldn't she be dehydrated with the quantity of fluids leaking out of her cooter?
"You're so wet... You smell raw, ready." like raw eggs or some uncooked steak? There is no way for me to pictures these smells as erotic. I hate smells though the gross me out. And honestly the raw vagina probably smells better than the sweaty anus
I had to use the kindle dictionary to look up "labia" and that makes me wish kindle had a "gay language" so it could have said "oh girl, you don't even want to know!" Because yeah, I didn't want to know
"Is the touchy-feely homo moment over?"
I object to this slanderous filth. If anything they were being total chicks. Gays would never be so disgraceful. ;)
I like that the author makes us feel sympathy for the poor demons being hunted by the ignorant and evil humans
69% (view spoiler)
I loved this book the plot was great, very engaging. reading it made me go:
a few times. some parts were just laugh out loud funny.
even though the sex made me go
and
I still really liked the book
I am too lazy to write anymore words but i'll post some more stuff i find funny. I figure over a 1,000 reviews on here everything's probably already been said anyway.
I now see the danger of blue balls
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October 31, 2012
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October 31, 2012
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Oct 31, 2012 12:33PM
That is the funniest pic ever
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Guess I should have had a warning For people to swallow all contents in their mouth before reading. My bad ;)
Omg your review has me in stitches of laughter babe ..
Reading this now
Lmao labia my poor gay boy!!!
Reading this now
Lmao labia my poor gay boy!!!
Best review I've read in a while - laugh out lout moments and am about to start the book now - juice factor and all!
A brilliant review. I have not even read the book nor was I thinking about reading it before. But now... My only worry is that the book will not live up to the entertainment value of your critique. Freaking LOL!! You've made my day :)
I LOL so much I thought I would pee my pants.... Hilarious!!!
GREAT review now I have to read the book.
GREAT review now I have to read the book.
Darlene wrote: "I LOL so much I thought I would pee my pants.... Hilarious!!!
GREAT review now I have to read the book."
I should have added a warning to go pee before reading or put on a diaper. Next time I'll remember that.
GREAT review now I have to read the book."
I should have added a warning to go pee before reading or put on a diaper. Next time I'll remember that.
That had to be the best review I ever read.... Like ever! I haven't laughed that hard in ages. You rock. Gotta read this now to see what it's all about. Thanks!
Hope you like the book. The series was okay for me but I didn't like the spinoff series at all which is sad cause I want to read Reaver's book but don't want to read the spinoff series to get to it.
I didn't realize it is a spinoff series. Would you read the other one if you could do it again? Finishing up a book now and looking for next book.
There is a series that spins off of this series. It's called lords of deliverance I think and I didn't like it. But this demonica series is good.
Sooooo damn sorry for the ickiness factor, had to stop reading ur review cause I was laughing too hard