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Enjoy Your Stay by Carmen Jenner
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did not like it
bookshelves: 1-stars, pissed-me-the-fuck-off, liaison-alert

No, no, no...NO

I was SOOOOOOO looking forward to this book. I LOVED Holly and Jackson in the first book and I was really looking forward to reading their story.

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But this was a fucking mess.

Holly was a mess.

Jackson was a mess.

The plot and flow? You guessed it.

Fucking. MESS.

I'm gonna try to keep this vague to avoid spoilers, but here goes...

First...Holly.

I liked her in the beginning. Feisty. Talks shits. Abrasive.

I like it.

But then I don't like it.

Because that feisty abrasive shit talking suddenly gets skanky and indecisive. And selfish. And ridiculous.

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And NO.

Second, Jackson.

Fucking.
Smoking.
Hot.

Great tension. Great dirty talk. GREAT sexy time. And then?

Fucking. Smoking. Train wreck.

Bad words. Bad thoughts. BAD decisions. So. Pointlessly. Bad.

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So NO.

Third, the plot.

Small town...BIG problems.

Constant, catastrophic, and unrealistic "I-can-only-suspend-my-beliefs-so-far" problems.

Emotional reactions that don't fit these constant, catastrophic, and unrealistic problems.

Choppy, choppy, choppy--like this review choppy-- flow of emotion and circumstances.

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Again, NO.

By the end I was waiting for skanky Holly and retarded Jackson to just go away together. To JUST. GO. AWAY. Period.

And then maybe have something fucking ridiculous happen to them.

Like they get blown up in an explosion.
Or washed away in a flood.
Or burned to death in a fire.

But those things all happening in one single book would be overkill I suppose, right?

...Right???

NO????

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Reading Progress

February 26, 2014 – Shelved
March 4, 2014 – Started Reading
March 4, 2014 –
20.0%
March 4, 2014 –
52.0% "I'm not liking where this is going at all. We are heading for deal breakerville for me!"
March 4, 2014 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Victoria (new)

Victoria Sorry this one didnt work out for you. I really liked the first book but didn't think I could take a whole book of Holly so wasn't sure I was going to give this one a try any time soon. Your review just firmed up that decision for me.


message 2: by Vieira (new) - added it

Vieira Oh no!!! Sorry this didn't work out for you.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Victoria wrote: "Sorry this one didnt work out for you. I really liked the first book but didn't think I could take a whole book of Holly so wasn't sure I was going to give this one a try any time soon. Your revie..."

Smart Victoria, I should have remembered her behavior from the last one. The immaturity displayed by her and Jackson was not endearing in any way.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Vieira wrote: "Oh no!!! Sorry this didn't work out for you."

Probably just me Vieira, everyone else seemed to like it, maybe you will too :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ I think coming off 3 straight legit 5 star reads I loved before this one might have been a factor too.


message 6: by Vallsykes (new)

Vallsykes Miss V-Cam wrote: "Victoria wrote: "Sorry this one didnt work out for you. I really liked the first book but didn't think I could take a whole book of Holly so wasn't sure I was going to give this one a try any time..."

I'm reading this right now and I see yours and Victoria's points. I don't really like Holly either and Jackson is just ...less appealing than Elijah. He doesn't have a "thing" going for him right now (@ 30%) besides his indirect support to his family. I don't know if I'll end up liking it more, but from your review and my suspicions, it may end up being a mediocre read for me.

Honest review.


message 7: by Claire (new)

Claire Great review, made me laugh ;)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Vallsykes wrote: "Miss V-Cam wrote: "Victoria wrote: "Sorry this one didnt work out for you. I really liked the first book but didn't think I could take a whole book of Holly so wasn't sure I was going to give this..."

You're right, Jackson really does have nothing going for him. There is never any mention of work or anything, just sitting around watching soap operas lol I will be curious what your final conclusion is! :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Claire wrote: "Great review, made me laugh ;)"

Thanks Claire, that makes me smile!


Patrycja Great review!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Patrycja wrote: "Great review!"

Thanks! :)


message 12: by • Lisa • (new)

• Lisa • UH OH sorry it wasn't for you x


Sandra I totally agree with everything you said!! I thought I'd get a good laugh or two because they both talked so much shit in the first book but I found myself wanting to slap the hell out of both of them and call child protective services for that poor baby! I loved the first book but this one was sucked!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Sandra, sounds like we were definitely on the same page!


message 15: by Meghan (new) - added it

Meghan Mason good review! I didn't care for the back and forth, and after the baby was born, where was Coop? I couldn't figure that out. It never mentioned him again! I'm just confused.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Meghan wrote: "good review! I didn't care for the back and forth, and after the baby was born, where was Coop? I couldn't figure that out. It never mentioned him again! I'm just confused."

Me too Meghan! The whole thing was confusing lol


Kieran, First of his name.🧜🏾‍♂️ Lover of Oceans Love the review, I didn't like how she fucked Coop with a chainsaw and expect hi, to be okay with it. Messy ass couple


Kieran, First of his name.🧜🏾‍♂️ Lover of Oceans Love the review, I didn't like how she fucked Coop with a chainsaw and expect hi, to be okay with it. Messy ass couple


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Animal wrote: "Love the review, I didn't like how she fucked Coop with a chainsaw and expect hi, to be okay with it. Messy ass couple"

Totally agree, Animal!


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

HAH love this review Miss V-Cam ;D


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Kat Stark wrote: "HAH love this review Miss V-Cam ;D"

Thanks Kat!


message 22: by Exina (new)

Exina Sorry it was such a disappointment! Hope your next read is a winner!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Exina wrote: "Sorry it was such a disappointment! Hope your next read is a winner!"

Can't win em all, thanks Exina ;-)


Kristen Wow! Sorry this was such a mess. I'll be staying away from it. Sorry you had to waste precious reading time on this story. Thanks for the honest review, hon. xoxo


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Kristen (Peddler of Smut) wrote: "Wow! Sorry this was such a mess. I'll be staying away from it. Sorry you had to waste precious reading time on this story. Thanks for the honest review, hon. xoxo"

Thanks Kristen! We win some, we lose some right? I know other people who liked it though :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Miss V-Cam *Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry* wrote: "Kristen (Peddler of Smut) wrote: "Wow! Sorry this was such a mess. I'll be staying away from it. Sorry you had to waste precious reading time on this story. Thanks for the honest review, hon. xoxo"..."

I obviously loathed it though lol


Julia's Book Haven I agree so hard with this review. I just finished this book and I am so pissed I wasted reading time on it.
Awesome review though!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Julia's Book Haven wrote: "I agree so hard with this review. I just finished this book and I am so pissed I wasted reading time on it.
Awesome review though!"


Thanks Julia! I hate wasting time on bad reads too :)


message 29: by Geri Reads (new)

Geri Reads I enjoyed the first book but after reading a few reviews about this book, I kinda got turned off. And most reviewers who rated this low kept saying the same thing. So nope. Not even going to attempt this one. Great review, Miss V! :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ♥~♥Geri ~ the HEA junkie ♥~♥ wrote: "I enjoyed the first book but after reading a few reviews about this book, I kinda got turned off. And most reviewers who rated this low kept saying the same thing. So nope. Not even going to attemp..."

Thank Geri! <3

I am usually pretty hesitant to dissuade anyone from reading ANYTHING - we all have our own opinions after all, and I wouldn't want someone to miss out on what might be a good read for them if not me...however, that being said...this book sucked. Don't waste your time.


message 31: by Geri Reads (new)

Geri Reads Miss Val *Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry* wrote: "♥~♥Geri ~ the HEA junkie ♥~♥ wrote: "I enjoyed the first book but after reading a few reviews about this book, I kinda got turned off. And most reviewers who rated this low kept saying the same thi..."

LOL! And money!!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ♥~♥Geri ~ the HEA junkie ♥~♥ wrote: "Miss Val *Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky & Not Sorry* wrote: "♥~♥Geri ~ the HEA junkie ♥~♥ wrote: "I enjoyed the first book but after reading a few reviews about this book, I kinda got turned off. And m..."

Oh yes, money! Money too LOL


message 33: by Didi (new)

Didi Great review, Val, sorry it was a bust. I'm skipping this one anyways ;)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Didi wrote: "Great review, Val, sorry it was a bust. I'm skipping this one anyways ;)"

Thanks Didi! :) Smart choice!


message 35: by Mallory (new) - added it

Mallory Val, tell me like it is! Is there cheating or hookups outside the MCs in this? Because I've already decided against the first book, but I was going to give this a try.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Mallory wrote: "Val, tell me like it is! Is there cheating or hookups outside the MCs in this? Because I've already decided against the first book, but I was going to give this a try."

Hey M! Honestly, the first book was decent. This one sucked. And (view spoiler).


message 37: by Mallory (new) - added it

Mallory Thanks, Val. I'm glad to know that I can strike this book off my list :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Anytime my dear fellow redhead.


message 39: by Jessica's (new)

Jessica's Totally Over The Top Book Obsession Loved your review! I laughed so hard.... :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Jessica wrote: "Loved your review! I laughed so hard.... :)"

Thanks Jessica :))


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