Tish: [Priestly calls Tish] Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch.
Priestly: Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish: Who is this?
Priestly: It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.
Tish: Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.
Priestly: Initial recon appears to be bag or box?
Tish: Box.
Priestly: Box. Roger that.
Tish: Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular?
Priestly: Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
Tish: Priestly...
Priestly: Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular.
Tish: Priestly. Are you done?
Priestly: Well, what about the Super Pluses?
Tish: No.
Priestly: Why not? They sound like better.
Tish: Don't. They're huge.
Priestly: I thought you liked huge.
Tish: This is one area where bigger is not better.
Priestly: Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get?
[looks at the side of the box]
Priestly: I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god!
[throw the box in disgust]
