when is your birthday?
i would want to give my condolences to your mother
you don't live to my expectations and I expected nothing
I bet there is a disable person willing to give you his parking spot
I would pay you for leaving but I don't think I'm rich enough
you are a fine example that after hitting rock bottom you can start digging
The reason you aren't orphan is that your mother was fined for littering
If you were twice as smart I wouldn't notice the difference
I want to ask your age but I know you can't count that high
we all came from cavemen, you didn't came far
You'll never be half the man your mother is
I can explain it to you but I can�t understand it for you
Well I would agree with you but then we�d both be wrong
Try eating some makeup so at least you can be pretty on the inside
I would love to insult you but I�m afraid I won�t do as well as nature did
I see you were so impressed with your first chin, that you decided to have two more
You are not fat. You are easy to see
So, whats it like, being the lower outlier in the human intelligence bell-curve?
its pretty fun. I get to finger paint with your mother all day. She's rather
breath-taking at crayons.
Creationists use you as an argument in their pamphlets.
I would insult you but everything I can think of would be a compliment.
How did you escape from the trash can after the abortion?
They say love is blind but after meeting you I'm not sure that would help