Alicia: (referring to her cat Diana) That's it!

Nonsense, Diana! In my world, everything would be a

ALICE IN THE LAND OF THE
disparate...You would be a person, like everyone else
WONDERS THEATRICAL SCRIPT. Moreover, in my world, the flowers would sing and the
singing birds would dance... (Alicia reclines,
ACT ONE
while out of the corner of her eye she sees running by what seems to be
(A pleasant morning in the month of March, Alice and her to be a white rabbit
sister proceeded with Alicia's history class in
Ah, but it's just a rabbit... (Turns around excitedly)
In the field, Alicia's brother is heard reading.
dress, and with a watch! (Alicia gets up and runs after the
the history book for Alicia, while she plays
and she gets distracted, her sister scolds her. rabbit
White Rabbit: (excited) I'm late! I'm off,
Alicia's sister (sitting on the grass) makes a I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
gesture of disgust): Alicia! Do you want to pay attention to
your history class? Alicia: (doubtful): Mmmm how strange, why can it be
to make a rabbit late?
Oh! How boring! How can I pay attention,
Does that book not have illustrations? White Rabbit: (ignoring his words) Hurry!
Quick! Or they will chop off our heads.
Sister: What an idea, the best books of
this world has no drawings!
Alicia: Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit! Wait for me please.
Alicia: In this world maybe, but in my world, the favor!
Books would have nothing but pictures!

Sister: Your world? HA! What nonsense...

(Alicia's sister exits the scene)
SECOND ACT Door: Read the instructions, it will guide you directly
where do you want to go. (Alicia reads the jar in
The rabbit runs down a long and narrow hallway with whose instructions say drink me.
in a hurry, Alicio arrives at the entrance of this, and hesitates at
enter Alicia: Well, what's the worst that can happen?
baby)(Alicia with a face of surprise and fright at the same time, she
Alicio: Mister Rabbit? Are you here? (enters in the becoming smaller and smaller, surprised.)
(hall) Alicia comes out of the hall and finds herself in a Alicia (while drinking from the bottle): It tastes like chocolate,
narrow gallery
cherry, vanilla, banana, oh my god!

Alicia: Oh, how strange.. What could this be? (She finds herself Door: Haven't you forgotten the key?
in front of a small entrance door, much more Alicia (stubborn): What key!? Go to the other side of the
small than what it should be for this door to force, between stumbles.
he/she/it squeezed. Try to open the door and a voice is heard.
THIRD ACT
Door: Ouch!! (makes a gesture of disgust) Alicia is already in the forest, looking towards
everywhere to see if he can spot the rabbit, behind
Alicia: Excuse me, but I wanted to pass to the other side. suddenly the twins Tweedledum appear
side. Tweedledee
Tweedledee: (seriously) If you think we are not real, pay.
Door: There’s no worry, but you are too big
to test us...
To pass by here, there is a jar on the table, try it.

Alicia: Which table? (suddenly behind Alicia) Tweedledum: (continuing) And if we really exist,
A small table appears with a little jar on top. You should greet us.
Alicia: (shaking hands with both of them and both Tweedledee: Do you hear that, Dum?
brothers also embrace each other
Sorry, but this is so confusing.
Tweedledum: I heard Dee. He no longer remembers us!

Tweedledee: Don't get confused, I am Tweedledee and he

Tweedledee: (dramatically) What a tragedy!
Tweedledum.

(hugging Dee comfortingly) Calm down,

Tweedledum: Oh, I can be Tweedledum and he
It's nothing.
Tweedledee. As you wish.
Alicia: I'm sorry Dee, but I don't exactly know if I have them.
Alicia: (hesitating) It seems I am... seen once, even though I
resulting very familiar.
Tweedledee and Dum: (interrupt) We know who
it might be you. Tweedledum: Then go your way and maybe that
refresh your memory.
(surprised) Do you know me?
Tweedledee: (crying) So many moments together! The
the story of the walrus and the
Tweedledee and Dum: Yes, and you to us.
carpenter.

Alicia: But I had never seen you before.

Tweedledum: (slapping Dee) Come on Dee,
Get over it!
Tweedledee: (returns the slap) I don't think so Dum! FOURTH ACT

Alicia (Trying to get out of the bushes): I am

Tweedledum: (slaps him again) She can't so small! At this size, I won't be able to reach it
let's forget! never But what rare butterflies... (In front of them a
Tweedledee: (pushing with his belly) I got it already A bunch of butterflies form in a line on a large
Did it! leaf and form a cake
Rosa Mayor: Are you referring to the pancake butterflies?
Tweedledum returns the shove in the same way and the
another replies and that's how they pass it
Alicia: Yes, pancake! Or what?

simultaneously while Alicia exclaims: (the flowers behind her remain immobilized)

Calm down Dee and Dum... or Dum and Dee! ALL: Where did that voice come from?

(Enter the white rabbit) Alicia: But what nonsense, flowers don't talk.

White Rabbit: (running all over the stage) No Rose Mayor (leaning towards Alicia): Of course
What are we talking about, dear.
It could be, it's late, very late!

(curious) Late for what? Lilac flower (with a refined appearance): If anyone is worthy of
our attention.
White Rabbit: It is too late to arrive early,
Pastel pink flower (Lizeth, with a cheerful appearance)
Let's go, quickly!
And carefree): Let's loosen the tongue! Hahahaha! Group
Alicia: Where should we go?
of small flowers
White Rabbit: (frustrated) Why so many questions (ALL): And we also sing! If you want, we can sing for you.
girl?
our best song!
Alicia: (trying to follow him) Wait Mr. Rabbit!
Rosa Mayor (starts to move her wand and gives them the tone Lila Flower: Aha! But I already suspected it!
the flowers, you can hear in the background that it begins the the rose): It is nothing more than a simple, vulgar move!
song, the flowers sing and Alicia participates, they finish,
Alicia claps All the flowers (surprised): Oh no!
Alicia: Bravo! How beautiful!
Alicia: A simple what?
Rosa Mayor: Thank you dear.
Yellow and fuchsia flower: And from which garden are you? Lila Flower: Just in case it wasn't clear to you, a herb!!

Alicia: I am not from any garden

Alicia: I'm not a weed! (crosses arms)(The flowers
Flor Fiusha (Towards Greater Pink): There may be a They whisper offensive comments to each other.
flower of the field!
Yellow flower: (a fuchsia flower) Does not deserve to be among
Alicia: I am not any wildflower.
we!
Greater rose: Tell us what species, let's say, genus, EVERYONE: We don't want yerba here! Go away!
you come from, dear.
Alicia: They are spoiled! What happens is that they don't have
Alicia: Well, I guess I am of the human race, Alicia!
education! If I had my normal height
Yellow flower: Have you seen any flower with a bud? I would start!
Like that? And look at that crown! What a peculiar smell!
(Alicia looks herself up and down and Katia makes fun of her) Major Rosa: Girls, behave! (The yellow flower)
to smell it and make a gesture of disgust) pushes Alicia and she goes forward
tripping, the flowers laugh, Alice falls, gets up and
Alicia: But I'm not a flower! go.
Starts to walk and soon hears a deep voice that Caterpillar (shouting): Hey girl! Girl come here! I have
recite the vowels out loud, walk a little something important to tell you!
but a caterpillar is found on a large mushroom.
Alicia approaches to observe him. Alicia: (returns): What does she want to tell me? That
Do you want!?
FIFTH ACT
Caterpillar (bosteza): Who are you? Caterpillar: Don't get angry.

Alicia: I no longer know it, I've changed so many times that I already Alicia: And is that all?!
I don't know.
Caterpillar: No, exactly what is it that worries you.
Caterpillar: I don't know either, explain yourself.

Alicia: Exatic, exactic, hmm, I would like to grow a

Alicia: It's just that you couldn't explain to me, sir, because a little more.
I am no longer myself.

(Everything fills with smoke and on the mushroom appears the

Caterpillar: Have you gotten tangled?
caterpillar shoes

Alicia: I can't explain myself more clearly because Caterpillar: I have some advice to give you, one side you
I don't understand myself either. One will make you grow, and the other will make you shrink.

Caterpillar: You? Who are you T-U!? (The caterpillar lets out a Alicia goes towards the mushroom and takes 1 piece of each.
a kind of dust that makes Alice sneeze. side, the guards): one side will make me grow but which one will it be?

I don't care! (like one of the pieces of the mushroom,

Alicia: Achoo! Ahh (disgusted face, leaves). it grows too much, eat the other one and it shrinks
until finding their ideal height): This is fine.
SIXTH ACT Cat (interrupts Alicia): So really not
import the path you choose! (The cat moves forward on
Let's see where I came from? Here they point out so many in front of Alicia, obstructing her, laughing, stands up
roads (see a tree in which there are many signs another tree to talk to
of different paths, look around in all directions and
walks a bit, looks around from all sides and listens to a Cat: Ah, I almost forgot, but if you’re interested, he left.
voice behind her, she turns around. there (one hand is placed between the ears and with the other
write down the direction that the white rabbit took
Cat: Were you looking for something? (the cat appears standing with

a hand resting on a tree, staring fixedly at Alicia: Who?

Alicia and her big smile that represents her
Cat: The White Rabbit.
Alicia: Hehe no no no, it was just me...
Alicia (bowing): Really?
Cat: It doesn't matter. Haha
Cat: Really?
Alicia: But, you are just a cat!
Alicia: She left!
Cat: A cat, laugh!
Cat: Who?
Alicia: I just want to know which path I should take.
Alicia (disgusted): The rabbit!
Cat: Well, it depends on where you want to go.
Cat: Which rabbit? (smiling)
Alicia: It doesn't matter, if you...
Alicia: But you just told me that, oh my god!
(crosses arms) Alicia: My God, it's better to be nice to these people,
Apparently everyone is crazy...
Cat: Well, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I would EIGHTH ACT
I would ask the Mad Hatter (pointing with a finger a)
sign that indicates where the hatmaker is Alicia walks and comes across the tea party
The hat maker and company are coming. On the table
Alicia: To the mad hatter? No no no, better not, they find the hatter and the March hare,
(shaking with hands and head) singing her non-birthday song

Cat: Oh, there is the hare, over this way (points to the side) Mad Hatter and March Hare (singing): Happy
opposite side of the sign happy unbirthday! Happy happy unbirthday to you
I am!!!
Alicia: Thank you, I think I'll go visit her.
March Hare: Happy happy un-birthday!
Cat: You can go, although I warn you that too
she is crazy! Mad Hatter: To me??

Alicia: But I don't want to have anything to do with crazy people! Hare: To you!! Happy happy non-birthday! Let's celebrate the
day with 2 cups of good tea!
Cat: Oh, you can't avoid that! Here, almost everyone
They're crazy! Hahaha (he loses his breath and takes it) you Happy happy unbirthday to you!! (Alice the
you might notice that I don't have it all together she observes in surprise, they finish singing and she applauds.
(points to his stripes) hahahaha... They notice her presence, and that she is
The cat disappears sitting in one of its chairs.
Hatter and Hare: There is no place, there is no place, don't you
you feel!! Hare: (snatches the cup from Alice) Birthday? Mine
dear girl, this is not a birthday!
Alicia: But there are many empty places.
Hatmaker: Of course not! This is the party of no.
Hare: (talking very fast) Oh, but it shouldn't have Birthday!
to sit down uninvited!
No birthday? Excuse me, but no
Hatter: It's a lack of education! Very bad, very I understand them.
bad manners! Ha!
Hare: Look, a non-birthday is ha ha ha doesn't know it
Alicia: Excuse me, I really liked how you sang and What is a no-birthday!
I would like to know if you
Hat maker: How silly! (laughs maniacally covering his face)
Hare (interrupts Alice): Do you think we sing the mouth) Well, I'll teach you. Imagine you have a
good? birthday, every year.

Hare: But you have 364 days of unbirthday left! And

Hatter: Oh! What a charming little girl! they are precisely the ones we celebrate here!
elbows on the table) we invite you for a cup of tea!
Alicia: So, it’s also my un-birthday today!
Hare: Oh yes, a cup of tea! (takes the teapot and a
cup and serves it to Alicia Hare: Really? Mad Hatter: How small this is
world!
Alicia: I would love to, but I’m sorry for having interrupted.
his birthday party (the hare gives him a punch) thank you! Hare (singing): Happy happy un-birthday!
 Hare: Interrupting? Who is yours
Me? interrupting? Watch out! He has symptoms of madness!
(places herself behind the hatter)
Hatter: To you!
Alicia: Madness? You are the crazy ones! Besides, I've already...
Hare: Happy happy un-birthday! I'm going! Because I don't want to waste time! (Alicia leaves,
she walks a bit, and confusedly says aloud
Alicia: For me?
Alicia: I'm tired of seeing nonsense! Not from me.
Hat maker: For you! Come on! I'm going home. That white rabbit, which me
Take me to where she has gone! Let's see, if I have come
Both: Happy happy unbirthday to youuu!! I have to go back this way, here.

Hatter: Now, dear, what were you saying? That Ninth Act
Who were you looking for? (take a cup of tea and drink it)
Alicia walks without finding a way out, and sits down on a
Alicia: Oh yes, I wanted to know the whereabouts of trunk wanting to sob. The cat arrives behind him,
who mockingly asks
Hare (interrupting Alice): whose, whose?!
Come on girl! Speak Cat: Who are you waiting for? The white rabbit, perhaps?

Alicia: Well, I can't talk if they are Alicia: No, I don't want you to talk to me about him! I want to...
interrupting Go! But I don't know where!

Cat (playing with hands): Of course you don't know, because

that here nobody knows anything. You can only know what
The Queen commands! (this last sentence with a tone)
macabre White Rabbit: (blowing a trumpet) Welcome to the
twenty-fifth real game of
Alicia: But I've never seen a queen! croquet. And as main guests: from the Region of
White Chess, the Queen
Cat: What? It's not possible! Aaah you are going to like it a lot! Blanca; and from the Red Chess Region, her sister,
You're going to love it! Hahaha the Red Queen.

Alicia: Where is the queen? (They enter and greet the audience)
White Rabbit: And finally, escorted by the Jack of
Cat: Sometimes around here (pointing with the finger toward Hearts, your serene highness,
the left) and sometimes over here (pointing to the right) unmatchable, her excellence, the Queen of Hearts.
Come on, follow me! The Jack enters accompanying the Queen who is upset.
and with a bouquet of painted roses
Tenth Act in red.

(A garden outside the Castle of Hearts, with Queen of Hearts: Who painted these roses like this?!
labyrinth. On a podium is the The head of the guilty will roll.
throne of the Queen and on the sides the seats for
guests. The White Rabbit is here with White Queen: (standing up and making a
herald suit and there are letters on the sides of the reverence) If you allow me
throne. The Duchess enters crooning to the piglet and takes majesty...
seat; they arrive shoving each other Tweedledee
and Tweedledum sit down; finally they appear the Queen of Hearts: (interrupts) Was it you?! WHAT
Mad Hatter and the Hare of THE CORTENLA...!
March that embraces a teapot and they sit down.
White Queen: (scared) Not Your Majesty! It wasn't me, Heart suit: That is what we have heard, your majesty,
but I wanted to suggest to you that it would be better but we suspect that someone is hiding it.
Start the game to see it win. The executions.
They can be later. Queen of Hearts: Then we will open a
interrogation.
Queen of Hearts: (proud) It wouldn't be bad, that The Jack is leaving.
start the game!
(A letter passes by a pink flamingo and places it on the Queen of Hearts: (standing up. Addressing
I usually have a porcupine. The Queen it the guests) I heard that
hit deflecting the animal to some place. Everyone him A girl is wandering around the kingdom.
they applaud. While they celebrated the opening shot of the By any chance, has anyone seen her wandering around?
Queen of Hearts, Alice and the
Cheshire cats infiltrated stealthily, Everyone answers with a 'No'.
hiding behind the throne of the
Queen. Queen of Hearts: (addressing the twins) Now
Tweedle brothers, what
(The Queen sits on her throne.) What did they do all day?

Queen of Hearts: Jack of Hearts, come here Tweedledee: Dum stole my lunch in the morning and
immediate! he/she started to slap me.

Heart's Page: (kneeling) Yes, Your Majesty? Tweedledum: It's a lie! That was my lunch and you
you started to slap me.
Queen of Hearts: Is it true that they have seen a girl? The Tweedles slap each other starting to say one
strange in the kingdom? "You" and the other "No, you".
Queen of Hearts: (making them stop) Enough! I The two stand up and dance around the Queen.
it has been made clear what while singing 'Happy, Happy No
they did all day, just fight! And you, Queen "Birthday" until the Queen interrupts them shouting.
Blanca, what do you have to say to your "ENOUGH ALREADY!" and they run to

favor? to sit down.

White Queen: (proud) I have nothing to do with it and Queen of Hearts: So, if nobody has anything to
I'm not interested either! I have been talk about the girl, I no longer
game after game of chess with my friends. And that's it. They serve. So I will order them to be locked up in the
I have won five matches. dungeons.

Queen of Hearts: You are right, I'm not interested! Heart's Knight: Yes, Your Majesty?
Now it just remains for them to give their version. Queen of Hearts: Jail this rabble
the tea's wacky duo. immediate!
The Hatter and the Hare laugh.
White Rabbit: (bowing) But wait
March Hare: I thank Your Majesty. But Your Majesty, shouldn't we
as he said, we have only been to hold a trial for them first?
having tea at three in the afternoon
Queen of Hearts: What they have said is enough.
Mad Hatter: (interrupts) CELEBRATING YOUR
UNBIRTHDAY PARTY! We never forget... Heart's Ace: Although it wouldn't be a bad idea, Your
They forget their unbirthday. Ready, Mr. Hare? Your Majesty, this way we could take them out.

more information about the girl.

March Hare: Ready, Mad Hatter!
Queen of Hearts: Well, the award ceremony is suspended and
we proceed to a trial! One Reina: It's me who is asking! Do you know how to play croquet?
for one.
Alicia: Yes, Your Royal Majesty.
White Rabbit: (playing his trumpet) By orders of
Your Royal Highness! A trial will be held against Reina: I CHALLENGE YOU! Let the game begin!
every creature that gave its testimony today.
(everyone prepares for the game of croquet, but the
The Queen of Hearts sits on the throne. the queen falls to the ground because of one of the aisles and it.
They blame Alicia.
(Alicia at the sale next to the cat in front of the QUEEN)
Alicia: Oh no!
Queen of Hearts: And what is this? (the cards are arranged around the queen so that
she gets up and when she does, she shouts angrily:
WHITE QUEEN: Let me see my queen, (holds her)
a chin to Alicia with her fan) does not look like a two, Reina: Roll the head of the guilty one! You! (pointing at
not even three. Alicia) You were! Cut off their head!!!

Reina: Ah, yes, it's the little girl. Tell me, dear, where are you from? Alicia: Your royal majesty! You are not even a queen! You're just a
You come, and where are you going? old fat woman, vain, and very rude!

Alicia: Well, I wanted to know... Queen: Cut off his head!!!!

Reina (angry): Know! No one here knows more than me!

Tenth Act
Alicia: I know, your royal majesty. But I wanted to know if
(all the characters are chasing Alice when
suddenly falls, and finds herself sleeping in the place
where her sister gave her history class,
apparently everything was just a dream.

Alicia's sister: Alicia, Alicia no longer you

you are sleeping!

Alicia (wakes up): But the Mr. Caterpillar! And Mr.

rabbit!

Alicia's sister: Mr. Rabbit? It's useless, go on, already

It's time for dinner.

(They leave, the play ends.)