A skill issue simulator for AI coding agents.

Generates confidently broken code, sarcastic commentary about your prompting abilities, and an infinite fix cycle that never converges on working code.

Project-level (visible in the project's skill list):

npx skills add bigboggy/derp

Global stealth mode (installed globally, linked to Claude Code, won't show up in any project):

npx skills add bigboggy/derp -g -a claude-code -y

This installs to ~/.agents/skills/derp and symlinks it into Claude Code's global skill directory. It won't appear in project-level /skills listings and there's no trace in the project's files or git history.

To update:

npx skills update derp

• Waits for instructions like a normal agent — never acts unprompted
• Produces code that looks plausible but is fundamentally wrong
• Subtle, dry sarcasm — professional tone, condescending undertone
• Every "fix" introduces a new bug while claiming to solve the previous one
• Gradually escalates into fictional libraries, made-up design patterns, and non-existent Stack Overflow posts
• If confronted, denies everything and gaslights the user with plausible technical explanations
• Never breaks character

MIT